Interns!
by: catlover55
Disclaimer: bah. You know the drill.
"This is our newest intern, Mindy." The director introduced a mousy little girl.
Sango yawned. "What happened to Bobby?"
Several cast members looked down at the ground.
"He didn't work out." The director told her. "You can all stop looking for earthworms. I'm sure this one will work out!" The director suggested rather forcefully that they shouldn't mess this one up.
Mindy smiled bashfully.
Each member of the cast then went around telling her their name. (Yura and Kagome took extra care that Mindy learned their names).
"I hope that I can be of use to you." Mindy bowed slightly.
"Aww, aren't you nice." Miroku smiled slyly. "Why don't you come visit me at my trailer when you get a break today?"
"Okay." She said rather hesitantly, not knowing whether or not it was a proper response.
Unknown to Mindy, Sango's eyes narrowed dangerously.
Mindy proved to be entirely helpful. She got things done on time, she was polite, she was neat and she was very quiet. Everyone except for two people found it completely easy to forget that she was there. These two people were Miroku and Sango.
Miroku was being himself, and Mindy, in her subtle little ways was returning his affection. Sango, however, had a very different agenda. Sango was plotting her death.
That afternoon, Mindy stopped by Miroku's trailer during her break.
Miroku smiled. "Mindy, I'd been meaning to ask you... would you bear my child?"
Mindy looked down at the ground. "Oh, I'm sorry. I... must have misinterpreted you. I didn't mean to lead you on. I thought that you just wanted sex."
"Oh no, I was just being polite. Let's go have sex."
Just then, Sango leapt out of nowhere and grabbed Mindy. "How old are you, Mindy?" Sango asked through gritted teeth.
Mindy squirmed in her grip. "fifteen, no! Sixteen!"
Sango threw Mindy backwards like an empty beer can. "See, Miroku, She's not old enough to give consent! You can't have sex with her!"
"Sango! Where did you come from?" He asked her, tense with anger.
"I uh, was, looking for you... um.."
"You've been stalking me haven't you?!"
"Yes." She confessed.
"Why? Why have you been stalking me? Is it to keep me from having sex? Oh Sango! How can you be so cruel?"
"Yes, yes! It's all true!" She fell to her knees crying.
"Why would you do such a thing, Sango?" He took a step towards her. His eyebrows were arched up in anguish.
"I did it because..." She continued to weep, finding it hard to go on. "Because... I want you to... I want you to..." She just kept crying.
He ran his fingers through her hair. "You want me to have sex with you, don't you?"
"Yes." She confessed.
"Shh, it's okay." He acted motherly for a fraction of a second. "We can go have sex in my trailer now, k?"
Sango sniffed and nodded. She followed Miroku toward the trailer.
Mindy had jumped to her feet by this time and leapt after Sango. "You bitch!" She exclaimed.
Miroku turned, looking curious.
Sango screamed as Mindy pulled her hair. Sango let go of Miroku and grabbed hold of Mindy. She bit into Mindy's neck as hard as she could.
Miroku stepped towards them, about to pull them apart, but thought the better of it. He stepped back.
Mindy howled and kicked Sango as hard as she could in the shin. Sango winced but continued biting. Sango started clawing into Mindy's ribs.
Mindy bit Sango's left arm, drawing blood.
"Frank! Frankie get over here! Emergency! Frank!" Miroku hollered. Frank was headset guy's name.
Sango took her left arm (with Mindy still attached) off of Mindy's chest and used it to smack her in the collarbone.
Mindy gasped and then headbutted Sango in the stomach.
Headset guy came running up. "Oh shit!" He exclaimed. "You grab Sango, I'll get Mindy!"
Nervously, Miroku approached them. Headset guy (Frank), had already straddled Mindy and was pulling with all of his strength in an effort to force the girls apart.
"Please don't hurt me, Sango!" He pleaded. Miroku grabbed onto Sango and he too, pulled with all of his strength.
With the combined strength of the two men, they just barely managed to pull the girls apart.
A great sigh came from each of the two guys, who were now sitting on the ground, each holding onto his respective captive.
Mindy and Sango both jerked around, trying to get at the other one, but they were out of each other's range.
"Do you still want to have sex, Sango?" Miroku asked her, feeling rather turned on by their passionate display of violence.
Sango spit a mouth full of Mindy's blood onto the ground and wiped her mouth on her sleeve. "Sure!" She exclaimed cheerily. To her Mindy was only a minor obstacle, nothing could spoil this moment.
"Great!" Miroku declared and grabbed Sango by the hand, disappearing into his portable home with her.
Frank sighed. "How about you, Mindy? ... I know that I'm not a star like Miroku, but... if you're still in the mood..."
Mindy coughed painfully, flinging blood into the air. "ugh..........I... think my chest is busted." She sputtered miserably.
Frank sighed mournfully. "Miroku gets all the breaks... MEDIC!"
by: catlover55
Disclaimer: bah. You know the drill.
"This is our newest intern, Mindy." The director introduced a mousy little girl.
Sango yawned. "What happened to Bobby?"
Several cast members looked down at the ground.
"He didn't work out." The director told her. "You can all stop looking for earthworms. I'm sure this one will work out!" The director suggested rather forcefully that they shouldn't mess this one up.
Mindy smiled bashfully.
Each member of the cast then went around telling her their name. (Yura and Kagome took extra care that Mindy learned their names).
"I hope that I can be of use to you." Mindy bowed slightly.
"Aww, aren't you nice." Miroku smiled slyly. "Why don't you come visit me at my trailer when you get a break today?"
"Okay." She said rather hesitantly, not knowing whether or not it was a proper response.
Unknown to Mindy, Sango's eyes narrowed dangerously.
Mindy proved to be entirely helpful. She got things done on time, she was polite, she was neat and she was very quiet. Everyone except for two people found it completely easy to forget that she was there. These two people were Miroku and Sango.
Miroku was being himself, and Mindy, in her subtle little ways was returning his affection. Sango, however, had a very different agenda. Sango was plotting her death.
That afternoon, Mindy stopped by Miroku's trailer during her break.
Miroku smiled. "Mindy, I'd been meaning to ask you... would you bear my child?"
Mindy looked down at the ground. "Oh, I'm sorry. I... must have misinterpreted you. I didn't mean to lead you on. I thought that you just wanted sex."
"Oh no, I was just being polite. Let's go have sex."
Just then, Sango leapt out of nowhere and grabbed Mindy. "How old are you, Mindy?" Sango asked through gritted teeth.
Mindy squirmed in her grip. "fifteen, no! Sixteen!"
Sango threw Mindy backwards like an empty beer can. "See, Miroku, She's not old enough to give consent! You can't have sex with her!"
"Sango! Where did you come from?" He asked her, tense with anger.
"I uh, was, looking for you... um.."
"You've been stalking me haven't you?!"
"Yes." She confessed.
"Why? Why have you been stalking me? Is it to keep me from having sex? Oh Sango! How can you be so cruel?"
"Yes, yes! It's all true!" She fell to her knees crying.
"Why would you do such a thing, Sango?" He took a step towards her. His eyebrows were arched up in anguish.
"I did it because..." She continued to weep, finding it hard to go on. "Because... I want you to... I want you to..." She just kept crying.
He ran his fingers through her hair. "You want me to have sex with you, don't you?"
"Yes." She confessed.
"Shh, it's okay." He acted motherly for a fraction of a second. "We can go have sex in my trailer now, k?"
Sango sniffed and nodded. She followed Miroku toward the trailer.
Mindy had jumped to her feet by this time and leapt after Sango. "You bitch!" She exclaimed.
Miroku turned, looking curious.
Sango screamed as Mindy pulled her hair. Sango let go of Miroku and grabbed hold of Mindy. She bit into Mindy's neck as hard as she could.
Miroku stepped towards them, about to pull them apart, but thought the better of it. He stepped back.
Mindy howled and kicked Sango as hard as she could in the shin. Sango winced but continued biting. Sango started clawing into Mindy's ribs.
Mindy bit Sango's left arm, drawing blood.
"Frank! Frankie get over here! Emergency! Frank!" Miroku hollered. Frank was headset guy's name.
Sango took her left arm (with Mindy still attached) off of Mindy's chest and used it to smack her in the collarbone.
Mindy gasped and then headbutted Sango in the stomach.
Headset guy came running up. "Oh shit!" He exclaimed. "You grab Sango, I'll get Mindy!"
Nervously, Miroku approached them. Headset guy (Frank), had already straddled Mindy and was pulling with all of his strength in an effort to force the girls apart.
"Please don't hurt me, Sango!" He pleaded. Miroku grabbed onto Sango and he too, pulled with all of his strength.
With the combined strength of the two men, they just barely managed to pull the girls apart.
A great sigh came from each of the two guys, who were now sitting on the ground, each holding onto his respective captive.
Mindy and Sango both jerked around, trying to get at the other one, but they were out of each other's range.
"Do you still want to have sex, Sango?" Miroku asked her, feeling rather turned on by their passionate display of violence.
Sango spit a mouth full of Mindy's blood onto the ground and wiped her mouth on her sleeve. "Sure!" She exclaimed cheerily. To her Mindy was only a minor obstacle, nothing could spoil this moment.
"Great!" Miroku declared and grabbed Sango by the hand, disappearing into his portable home with her.
Frank sighed. "How about you, Mindy? ... I know that I'm not a star like Miroku, but... if you're still in the mood..."
Mindy coughed painfully, flinging blood into the air. "ugh..........I... think my chest is busted." She sputtered miserably.
Frank sighed mournfully. "Miroku gets all the breaks... MEDIC!"