FASH: Anyways, Robert's back to normal now, so will he help give his friends a little push (of the edge of a cliff) into the river of love with Sanquinex? More than likely not, he's too proper, but at least he's back to normal!
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Robert, being back to normal and all, was getting really annoyed with his teammates, and Sanquinex's teammates. 'Good grief, it's obvious they like each other, can't they just kiss and makeup or something?' He sighed a sat down on the floor, looking at the six others in the room with a placid stare. Oliver was teaching Zomb how to play patty cake, Cenotaph was teaching Enrique, who happened to be sitting in Cenotaph's lap, about Egyptian history, and by the looks of it, Johnny and Lupenex were plotting something. 'Where did Sanquinex disappear to?' He thought as he looked around, the vampire was no where in sight. 'How bothersome...' Then he felt breath on his neck and he quickly turned to see a grinning Sanquinex. "Well, you seem unnaturally happy today, may I ask why?" Sanquinex grinned and pointed in the direction of Johnny and Lupenex. "Not only are those two getting along, but." He lowered his voice. "I know what they're scheming." Robert looked once more at Johnny and Lupenex, who seemed to be quietly cackling at their plan. "Oh, do tell." "Well, they're going to..."
"And then we start prodding the unconscious Enrique with this candle stick holder." Johnny said proudly, holding up said candle stick holder, Lupenex nodded and glanced over at the two conversing blondes. 'They won't know what hit 'em! Muwahahaha!' Lupenex began crawling silently behind Cenotaph, and Johnny ran over to a bunch of ropes, and started undoing the one that held up the chandelier.
"Do you think we should stop them?" Robert asked as he eyed the hyperactive redhead and the crutching werewolf. "Nah, let's see how this turns out." Sanquinex said as he wrapped his arms around Robert, who snuggled into the embrace.
"ROAR!" Lupenex pounced on Cenotaph, or at least where he had been, Enrique had noticed Lupenex sneaking up on them and had informed the mummy, who had tensed up, ready to leap away at a moment's notice. So Lupenex pounced on just a bit of Cenotaph's robe, which was enough to make the blade mummy fall and send the other blonde hurtling through the air, crashing against Oliver, who started crying, so Zomb started comforting her, Johnny's grip on the rope had loosened and it was starting to painfully slip from her hand, so she let go, and the chandelier dropped in an array of beautiful colours, right on top of Lupenex. "Oops...."
Robert and Sanquinex were sniggering from the side lines as Johnny rushed over to Lupenex and started slapping his face in an effort to get him up.
"Wake. (SLAP) Up. (SLAP) You. (SLAP SLAP) Moron!" Lupenex opened his eyes and glared at the red head, tugging at her braid. "I am awake." He started rubbing at his cheeks that were now a vivid shade of red. 'Well, that did not work out the way I expected.' He then felt something latch onto him in a hug. 'Wha?' He looked down and there was Johnny, hugging him like he was about to die. "You moron, you scared me, I thought you were hurt." He whispered so that only Lupenex could hear. 'Do I really affect Johnny that much now?' Lupenex thought in a mild state of shock as he hugged back.
Robert sighed. "Seeing as we're the only sane ones; I suppose we're going to have to clean up all that shattered glass." He sighed again and Sanquinex smirked. "My dear Robert, haven't you ever watched Mary Poppins, just think of it as a game." And he began dragging the, rather surprised, Robert over to the mess. 'And he knows about Mary Poppins how?'
"So Cenotaph, they pulled the dead people's brains through their noses?" Enrique asked in mild disgust, Cenotaph nodded and Enrique suddenly went eye to eye with the mummy. "Does that mean you don't have a brain?" Cenotaph stared at Enrique in shock, he didn't know if he should be insulted, or if he should explain to Enrique that he hadn't always been a mummy, and that the transformation into one had not taken his brain, nor any of his intestines. "I have a brain Enrique, that's why I'm a smart blonde." Enrique nodded and began turning around, but looked back in his eyes. "Are you trying t say I'm a dumb blonde." "Nooooo." 'You're a cute blonde.' "Okay then!" Enrique hugged Cenotaph enthusiastically and pulled away, they were both looking deeply into each others eyes and their faces crept closer together, loser and closer, till their lips brushed, Enrique felt all tingly on the inside, but it was way more than he expected, he opened his eyes and saw that he was glowing, and growing to his normal height, his pigtails shortened and became his usual, messy hairstyle, his eyes grew smaller and his face became more angular. "Hey, I'm me again!" He glomped onto Cenotaph, who fell over from the added weight. "Enrique, get off." "No." Enrique snuggled into Cenotaph's chest. "Ah-hem, there are children in the room." Robert said, Enrique looked over and indeed, both Johnny and Oliver were suffering from nosebleeds, then they revolted against Robert. "We aren't kids!" "We're only this way because of you! It's your entire fault!" They tried to tackle him, but they were too small to do any damage, so they just clutched onto his legs. "Would you let go?" "NO!" They yelled in unison, Robert gave a pleading look to Sanquinex, who seemed very content in watching Robert be tortured by two leech wannabes. "Fine, don't help." The he tried walking, he didn't get very far before he fell over, he laid his head on one upraised hand, and tapped his other hands finger in an annoyed matter. "I think Lupenex and Zomb will get jealous if you hang off of me like rabid fan girls." The two attached to Robert's legs looked at each other, then Robert, and then Lupenex and Zomb immediately detached themselves. Robert stomped over to the smirking Sanquinex. "How did you know that would work?" The vampire asked, eyebrows rising up. "They're my teammates, I can read them like an open book, it won't be long till all the Majestics are back to normal, and we'll all be paired up with a Dark Blader, who would have thought?"
FASH: Well Robert, you know what? I knew you would all get together, because I am the almighty authoress, bow to my power and my frequent updates! Anyways, only a few more chapter left to write, only two more people to get together, so I'll probably have three more chapters, then this fic'll be over and done with! REVIEW!