Hi peoples! Um I don't know who's account this is going on......but......this is
just a one shot cause me and Hiei's Dark Dragon got together for a
sleepover and we got really bored-well actually we didn't get bored but- so
we decided to write a story about DBZ.
Saiyan Boredom and Depression...SUGAR and BEER for everyone!......Especially
SUGAR......
One day, after the Cell Games but before the Birth of the child known to the world as Goten, Gohan was walking through a park, a park that just happened to be near the Brief's residence.
......Hum? Why, you ask? Well, seeing as that Gohan's Mother, considering her being pregnant and all, was having rather drastic mood swings. And Gohan, understandably, did not want to be around for it.
So, he decided to leave the house and go for a little stroll, that interestingly took him to Bulma's......He has been feeling the after effects of his father's death and has been trying to do many things to get his mind off it. This often would mean, visiting a family friend not looking for sympathy but just being around other people would help him feel better. It was quiet at home for him now and it wasn't all too comforting......Anyway, enough of that.
Gohan could see the Brief's place from where he was standing, he thought for a moment. 'To go, or not to go......' he pondered.
'......go......' He decided.
He walked over to the large building, but before he could reach the building, he had to work his way past a big old gate.
"What the?......" Gohan was lost. "This wasn't here last time. Was it?" He inspected the gate for a moment, looking around it, at how tall it was, how far around the premises it went and the thingy that had a bunch of buttons on it.
"What's this?" Gohan asked......himself......
It was one of those button pad thingies they have on gates that rich people live in. Above it, there was a speaker and a button that said, "Speak here". So Gohan did as it said. He push the button and waited a minute. Nothing happened, so he said Hello.
There was a voice on the other end that said, "State you're reason(s) for being here."
Gohan did so.
"Uh......" He said. "I'm here to see Bulma." He finished.
"Miss. Briefs house is not open to the public, nor is she to see people with out a scheduled appointment." Said the voice.
"No you don't understand, I'm not......" Gohan was cut off.
"You have a nice day sir." And the voice was gone.
"No I'm a family, friend......ug......" Gohan said while re-pushing the button.
"Ah, screw this." He whispered before finding the nearest tree, climbing it until he reached the leaves and then very quickly, so no one could see him, flying over the gate and into Bulma's yard. Once in the yard though, a voice came over an intercom saying "GET OFF THE GRASS!" in all kind's of different languages. Gohan ran off the grass and "finally" reach the door and knocked on it.
Bulma answered the door. "Oh hey Gohan what brings you here?" Gohan was very happy to see a "happy" familiar face.
He smiled like a dork. "Oh I a, just felt like stopping by if that's okay......" He looked back at the obstacle course he just went through. The "GET OFF THE GRASS!" voice(s) were still going.
Bulma frowned a bit. "Oh, yeah......sorry about that kid-o. But we just got tired of people being able to walk onto our property and come up to our door just to ask for autographs or somthen stupid like that. We've even found Dog poop in the yard, can you believe that?!" She said sounding a little mad.
"Well," Gohan said. "That is stupid, but don't you guys keep a lot of dogs until you can find a home for them?"
"Yeah," Bulma said reassuringly. "But we keep em all inside."
"Oh......"
"Anyway......" Bulma continued. "My father and Vegeta picked this out together......"
"Together?" Gohan asked.
"Well, they both agreed on it......" She said.
"Anyway why are we standing out here, let's go inside and have some tea or, something." Bulma lead him into the house and took him to the living room where Vegeta was sitting on a couch watching TV, or channel surfing's more like it. Trunks was in a play pin behind the couch, crying. Bulma quickly walked to Trunks and picked him up and tried to comfort him.
"Oh sh-sh, Baby Trunks, don't cry, it's okay, Mommy's here, Mommy's here......Go ahead and make yourself at home Gohan."
Gohan nodded and sat on the couch closest to him, which wasn't the one Vegeta was on. Gohan smiled and Bulma also smiled before smacking Vegeta over the head with one of Trunk's squeaky baby toys.
"Ow! Women, what is your problem!?" Vegeta yelled.
"Trunks was right here crying the whole time and you didn't do anything about it!" She yelled back.
"SO?!" Vegeta replied while rubbing his head.
"So?......SO!?" Bulma yelled even louder.
"Yes so!" Vegeta said sarcastically.
"So! All you had to do was get up off your lazy ass and pick him up! You're always say 'I'm the strongest warrior in the universe, Nothings too hard for me.' Well you sure not living up to your word's!" She was doing an impression of Vegeta, and she was pissed.
"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled. "The Brat's not my responsibility!"
"What?!" She yelled. "Not your responsibility! He's your son!"
Gohan was getting scared, he had seen them fight before, but not to this magnitude.
"What the Hell is wrong with you Vegeta?!" Bulma screamed. "You're part of the reason he's even hear!"
"So I had sex and brought a Brat into the world. Big deal it's the women's job to take care of the children." Vegeta said smoothly.
"Stop calling him Brat! And big deal!? Well I got news for you, this isn't the planet Vegeta! Things are different here!"Bulma objecting to Vegeta saying that it's the women's job.
"So?!" Vegeta said once again.
Bulma had had enough "Listen Vegeta, I don't know what it was I ever saw in you, but I know one thing......" She grabbed him by the shirt. "You helped make him and you're gonna help raise him Dammit! At least as long as you live in this house!"
There was a long moment of silence minus Trunks' cries. Gohan was speechless.
'I will be amazed if that child grows up sane' Gohan thought.
"Bulma turned to Gohan. "I'm sorry Gohan, but I have to go." She walked over to the coat rack and grabbed a jacket.
"Where are you going?" Vegeta asked in a gruff voice.
"Why does it matter to you?!" She yelled. "Nothing I ever do seems to matter. The only thing I do for you that you care about is being fed and me updating your training equipment." Bulma walked out of the room, but popped her head from behind the corner for a moment, "Oh, and Vegeta, if anyone around here's a Brat, it's you." Then she walked off.
Surprisingly Vegeta didn't really do anything, like have a reaction, he just went back to channel surfing.
Gohan sat stiff.
'Maybe coming here wasn't the best idea' He thought.
What did you think? It was supposed to be a one shot but I'm stupid and didn't so now it's like a chapter story, it won't be long though, like maybe 4 more chapies or something, possibly not even that many. Oh and I know this one wasn't very comical but it's just setting up the story ya know. The next one's will be funnier, or at leas they should be. Oh I'm updating my other stories too, so they should be up soon, how soon, no idea.
Saiyan Boredom and Depression...SUGAR and BEER for everyone!......Especially
SUGAR......
One day, after the Cell Games but before the Birth of the child known to the world as Goten, Gohan was walking through a park, a park that just happened to be near the Brief's residence.
......Hum? Why, you ask? Well, seeing as that Gohan's Mother, considering her being pregnant and all, was having rather drastic mood swings. And Gohan, understandably, did not want to be around for it.
So, he decided to leave the house and go for a little stroll, that interestingly took him to Bulma's......He has been feeling the after effects of his father's death and has been trying to do many things to get his mind off it. This often would mean, visiting a family friend not looking for sympathy but just being around other people would help him feel better. It was quiet at home for him now and it wasn't all too comforting......Anyway, enough of that.
Gohan could see the Brief's place from where he was standing, he thought for a moment. 'To go, or not to go......' he pondered.
'......go......' He decided.
He walked over to the large building, but before he could reach the building, he had to work his way past a big old gate.
"What the?......" Gohan was lost. "This wasn't here last time. Was it?" He inspected the gate for a moment, looking around it, at how tall it was, how far around the premises it went and the thingy that had a bunch of buttons on it.
"What's this?" Gohan asked......himself......
It was one of those button pad thingies they have on gates that rich people live in. Above it, there was a speaker and a button that said, "Speak here". So Gohan did as it said. He push the button and waited a minute. Nothing happened, so he said Hello.
There was a voice on the other end that said, "State you're reason(s) for being here."
Gohan did so.
"Uh......" He said. "I'm here to see Bulma." He finished.
"Miss. Briefs house is not open to the public, nor is she to see people with out a scheduled appointment." Said the voice.
"No you don't understand, I'm not......" Gohan was cut off.
"You have a nice day sir." And the voice was gone.
"No I'm a family, friend......ug......" Gohan said while re-pushing the button.
"Ah, screw this." He whispered before finding the nearest tree, climbing it until he reached the leaves and then very quickly, so no one could see him, flying over the gate and into Bulma's yard. Once in the yard though, a voice came over an intercom saying "GET OFF THE GRASS!" in all kind's of different languages. Gohan ran off the grass and "finally" reach the door and knocked on it.
Bulma answered the door. "Oh hey Gohan what brings you here?" Gohan was very happy to see a "happy" familiar face.
He smiled like a dork. "Oh I a, just felt like stopping by if that's okay......" He looked back at the obstacle course he just went through. The "GET OFF THE GRASS!" voice(s) were still going.
Bulma frowned a bit. "Oh, yeah......sorry about that kid-o. But we just got tired of people being able to walk onto our property and come up to our door just to ask for autographs or somthen stupid like that. We've even found Dog poop in the yard, can you believe that?!" She said sounding a little mad.
"Well," Gohan said. "That is stupid, but don't you guys keep a lot of dogs until you can find a home for them?"
"Yeah," Bulma said reassuringly. "But we keep em all inside."
"Oh......"
"Anyway......" Bulma continued. "My father and Vegeta picked this out together......"
"Together?" Gohan asked.
"Well, they both agreed on it......" She said.
"Anyway why are we standing out here, let's go inside and have some tea or, something." Bulma lead him into the house and took him to the living room where Vegeta was sitting on a couch watching TV, or channel surfing's more like it. Trunks was in a play pin behind the couch, crying. Bulma quickly walked to Trunks and picked him up and tried to comfort him.
"Oh sh-sh, Baby Trunks, don't cry, it's okay, Mommy's here, Mommy's here......Go ahead and make yourself at home Gohan."
Gohan nodded and sat on the couch closest to him, which wasn't the one Vegeta was on. Gohan smiled and Bulma also smiled before smacking Vegeta over the head with one of Trunk's squeaky baby toys.
"Ow! Women, what is your problem!?" Vegeta yelled.
"Trunks was right here crying the whole time and you didn't do anything about it!" She yelled back.
"SO?!" Vegeta replied while rubbing his head.
"So?......SO!?" Bulma yelled even louder.
"Yes so!" Vegeta said sarcastically.
"So! All you had to do was get up off your lazy ass and pick him up! You're always say 'I'm the strongest warrior in the universe, Nothings too hard for me.' Well you sure not living up to your word's!" She was doing an impression of Vegeta, and she was pissed.
"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled. "The Brat's not my responsibility!"
"What?!" She yelled. "Not your responsibility! He's your son!"
Gohan was getting scared, he had seen them fight before, but not to this magnitude.
"What the Hell is wrong with you Vegeta?!" Bulma screamed. "You're part of the reason he's even hear!"
"So I had sex and brought a Brat into the world. Big deal it's the women's job to take care of the children." Vegeta said smoothly.
"Stop calling him Brat! And big deal!? Well I got news for you, this isn't the planet Vegeta! Things are different here!"Bulma objecting to Vegeta saying that it's the women's job.
"So?!" Vegeta said once again.
Bulma had had enough "Listen Vegeta, I don't know what it was I ever saw in you, but I know one thing......" She grabbed him by the shirt. "You helped make him and you're gonna help raise him Dammit! At least as long as you live in this house!"
There was a long moment of silence minus Trunks' cries. Gohan was speechless.
'I will be amazed if that child grows up sane' Gohan thought.
"Bulma turned to Gohan. "I'm sorry Gohan, but I have to go." She walked over to the coat rack and grabbed a jacket.
"Where are you going?" Vegeta asked in a gruff voice.
"Why does it matter to you?!" She yelled. "Nothing I ever do seems to matter. The only thing I do for you that you care about is being fed and me updating your training equipment." Bulma walked out of the room, but popped her head from behind the corner for a moment, "Oh, and Vegeta, if anyone around here's a Brat, it's you." Then she walked off.
Surprisingly Vegeta didn't really do anything, like have a reaction, he just went back to channel surfing.
Gohan sat stiff.
'Maybe coming here wasn't the best idea' He thought.
What did you think? It was supposed to be a one shot but I'm stupid and didn't so now it's like a chapter story, it won't be long though, like maybe 4 more chapies or something, possibly not even that many. Oh and I know this one wasn't very comical but it's just setting up the story ya know. The next one's will be funnier, or at leas they should be. Oh I'm updating my other stories too, so they should be up soon, how soon, no idea.