Peeps, sup! Sorry I haven't updated for a while, but it's the end of summer, I'm feeling the end of Summer blues. Wha! I don't want to go back to school!

Well, not much to say, except that I got the new DBZ movie about a week ago (on the day it came out) and that on a 5 star rating, it was about a 2......Sadness, I know. It was okay, but......I can't really explain it, you'll just have to watch it for yourself.

Saiyan Boredom and Depression, SUGAR and BEER!

Chapter 3

Sugar High!

Gohan and Vegeta had been eating sugar and sniffing sharpies for the past hour, and things, were getting pretty ugly......

They had finished the 10 pounds of sugar that was being kept in the jar in Bulma's kitchen, and after they'd finished that, their hunger for sugar still wasn't filled. So they rampaged through the kitchen looking for some more sugar, or anything sugar related, when Gohan stumbled upon the Mother of all sugar bags.

In the pantry, there was the biggest bag of sugar that Gohan had ever seen in his whole entire life. And when he called Vegeta over to see it, Vegeta almost bowed down before it to praise its mightiness. It was a 65 pound bag of sugar about the size of Gohan! (I wish those existed )

Then Gohan and Vegeta started to act like the early monkey like humans in the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and were on their hands and knees touching the bag of sugar like it was the monolith. (If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then, no offense, but that's just weird and you should watch the movie.)

After they finished worshiping the bag, Vegeta ripped it open and dunked his head into it and began eating the sugar like a horse and its trough. Gohan too joined in and they both eat the sugar until the level of it was too low for them to continue eating it the way they were.

So they both got giant cups and......you get the picture......After they were done eating the sugar, they were on the biggest sugar high ever in the history of......sugar highness. They were bouncing off the walls, literally, and Vegeta was even smiling and laughing. Gohan was talking really fast and was double everything that Vegeta was.

After they both were done with the major part of their sugar highs, they were starting to feel the effects of eating somewhere around 40 pounds of sugar each. They laid on the floor of the kitchen for a little bit, letting their stomachs digest the sugar and wondering what to do next......

"......Dude......" Gohan said slowly.

"I've never felt this good in my entire life!" Vegeta said happily and faster then he'd usually ever talk.

"......Dude......" Gohan said, in, return?

"I feel so, woobly, but it kicks ass!" Vegeta yelled faster.

"......DUDE......" Gohan, once again, said but a little louder this time.

"Give me a Sharpie Boy." Vegeta demanded.

Gohan reached into his coat pocket and brought back out a red Sharpie and handed it to Vegeta. He took the Sharpie, removed the cap and brought it to his nose, taking in a good whiff of it.

"WOOOOO!" Vegeta almost squeaked, before Gohan smack Vegeta's hand playfully, causing a chain reaction that sent the Sharpie to go half way up his nose.

"AAHHH!" He yelled in surprise and slight pain.

Gohan just laughed, more then he usually would have, at the sight of Vegeta with a Sharpie stuck up his nose.

"Shut up Brat!" Vegeta yelled while slowly pulling the Sharpie out of his left nostril.

"EEEEWWWWW!" Gohan yelled, disgusted at what he saw when the Sharpie was fully emerged from Vegeta's nose.

"Eeeewwww!" Gohan laughed. "Vegeta boogers!"

"Hey, it's your fault." Vegeta said, surprisingly, calmly.

"Yeah, I know, but it's funny." Gohan started to sit up.

Vegeta stood up and got a napkin off the counter top to blow his nose with. But before he was going to blow his shnoz, he reached out his arm, Sharpie in hand, to Gohan.

"You want it back?" He asked.

"Ha, no thanks, you can keep it." Gohan said, surprised that he'd even asked.

"Whatever......" Vegeta had expected it to be a no, so he just threw it away in the nearest garbage can. He then blew his nose.

"Hey Veget," Gohan started. "What'd ya want to do now?"

Vegeta finished blowing his shnoz and momentarily looked at the napkin to see what had come out of his nose and got a disgusted look on his face.

"What?" He asked, not able to fully here what Gohan had said on account that he had been blowing his nose.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO!" He said slowly and loudly.

"Oh......" Vegeta looked down to his feet for a moment, trying to think of what they should do, and what would be fun.

Gohan took a sniff of a Sharpie to "help" him "think" better.

"I know!" He yelled, interrupting Vegeta's thoughts.

"Let's have a Party! We can invite Krillen, and Yamcha and Roshie, and Oolong and just to top it off, Piccolo!" He sounded very happy with the idea.

Vegeta didn't really know what to think, he'd never really ever been to a party before and he didn't really know what they would do. So he figured, What the Hell.

"Sure, whatever. I've never really been to or had a party before and I guess there's no harm in throwing one......but What about Puar?" Vegeta didn't really understand why he mentioned everyone else but her and Turtle, but he didn't really count.

"Cause Puar's too smart, or something, and she would makes all stop. And tell us that it was a bad idea to have a party at Bulma's when she's not even here." Gohan explained.

"Oh......" Vegeta said, not really understanding. "But then, why Piccolo?"

"Because I can get him, to do anything. I just gotta find the right kind-a persuasion......" Gohan told him as best he could.

"Whatever......" Vegeta didn't really care anymore

"......So......" Vegeta started. "What'da we have to do first?"

"First! We invite, the guests." Gohan said as he got up and stumbled over to the phone. At least Vegeta had sustained "some" composure.

Gohan picked up the phone and called Kama House, everyone he was intending on inviting was most likely there. H waited for someone to pick up.

'"Hello?" It was Roshie.

'Good,' Gohan thought. He was hoping that one of the more party like animals would pick up.

'"Hey-a Roshie! It's Gohan! Hey, u, would you and the rest of all the peoples that are over there like to come over to Capsule Corp. for a shaken PART-A!" He said like a crazy person.

"Au......" Roshie started.

"Come on, it'll be fun!" Gohan said happily.

"Au, Gohan, why are you inviting us to a party at Bulma's? Does she know about this? You sound kind-of funny, what's going on?" Roshie asked.

"There'll be Beer and porn videos." Gohan said persuasively, knowing that the old geezer couldn't pass up the chance to see naked women.

Suddenly, all logic left Roshie's brain.

"What? Oh, I'm already there Baby! I'll tell the others, when should come?"

Gohan smiled, 'It worked' He thought with delight.

"Um, well, not right away, but be here with in the next hour or so."

"Okay, works for me, Bye!" The old perve hung up the phone and Gohan looked to Vegeta with the biggest grimace ever upon his face. He looked like a fricken toad! To Vegeta at least.

"Well, what?" Vegeta asked in a miffed tone.

Gohan hung up the phone and coolly replied.

"On to step two."

(Wiggle Chicken Note:)

Hey, a, sorry if this chap wasn't as great as the others, but I just got my braces tightened today, and my mouth really hurts. AND I SWARE IT'S LIKE EFFECTING MY WRITING ABILITIES! And I'm tired too and got a bit of a head ach, so......But anyways. Thanks for all of the reviews people. And stay tuned for the next chappie of, this story.

Next Time: Gohan and Vegeta go to get the stuff they need for their par-tay and the guests arrive! And all Hell "starts" to break loose.

Well, bye bye for now. (I'd smile, but my mouth hurts too much too. Wha! I don't like getting my braces tightened!