Disclaimer~ yes. I own jack sparrow, in fact, he's right here, sitting at
my feet drinking rum. Woot.
A.N. ok so, here is chapter foURgkerhsedgu!35@%&$! ::authoress gasps, panting, then glares at Jack, who stares back 'innocently' sucking on a finger:: JACK!!! KEEP YOUR FINGERS TO YOURESELF!!!! OR FINGER, FOR THAT MATTER!!! Authoress rolls eyes, and tries to get breathing back to normal. Ok, so before I was so RUDLY interrupted, (glares at Jack) this is chapter fo-Jack you better put that finger back in you mouth and away from me!- ur, which I had lots of fun writing. Cheers (I'M WARNING YOU JACK!!) ~ Twilight. (oh, also, authoress's vamperfly and Thousand Faces make an appearance in this chapter.)
Chapter 4~ Seven Shades of Blue
Vivian was drawing a piece of metal from the forge when two of her best friends, Robyn and Ashleigh strolled through the door. Robyn and Ashleigh often bickered but they enjoyed doing it. They had been friends long before they had even met Vivian.
Robyn owned a bookstore around the block. She wore a simple ark red dress, which brought out her dreamy brown eyes from beneath her oval glasses. Her dark brown hair was short, shorter then most men's at the time. Robyn was smart, sarcastic, cynical, and humorous. She also loved saying what was on her mind.
Ashleigh's personality almost mirrored that, although she was very excitable. Ashleigh was a barmaid in a local pub. She was short, with a mass of wavy brown hair. Her brown eyes sparkled constantly with barely contained laughter. Ashleigh could kick ass, and she knew it. She wore a mid-calf green skirt with knee-length boots and a flowing black shirt.
"Hey girls," Vivian called. "I'll be over there in a minute. While you two are over there, would you mind waking up Jack? He's been I my room since mid-morning and it's time he made himself useful." Both girls nodded eagerly. Both Robyn and Ashleigh had been friend with Vivian since childhood, and thus knew Jack as well as she did. Ashleigh, full of energy, bounced on her toes with excitement then raced to Vivi's room. Robyn followed in a slower, more dignified, pace.
"Jaaaack!" Ashleigh yelled, shoving the door open. She poked her head inside, then just as quickly whipped around slamming the door, red- faced with mirth.
Vivian set the piece of metal to cool in a bucket of water before turning to Ashleigh. Robyn shot Ashleigh a looked, one eyebrow raised. Vivian's eyes narrowed in suspicion. She gestured towards the door.
"He hasn't snuck a whore in there while I wasn't looking has he? Because I will kill him if he has sex on my bed." She asked. Ashleigh was trying very hard not to laugh, and failing miserably.
"Uh..."peal of laughter "no, he...uh..," she giggled "He's sleeping." She managed out. Robyn frowned and motioned with her arm to the door.
"And...?" she asked. Ashleigh shook with suppressed laughter.
"He doesn't...he isn't...wearing anything." That did it for Ashleigh. She slumped against the wall, holding her sides while tears of laughter streamed down her face. Vivian's face paled. Jack Sparrow, lying on HER bed, naked? She thought. Ohhhhhh he was going to turn seven shades of blue by the time she was finished kicking his ass. She shoved Ashleigh out of the way and pushed the door open. She was, unfortunately, right. Jack Sparrow was lying on her bed, in all of his naked glory, snoring softly. The only stitch on him was his hat. Vivian t a couple deep, calming breaths before...
"SPARROW! You have exactly 30 seconds to be off my bed and dressed, or I will kick your ass all over the Caribbean !" she roared. Jack started awake, snorting. He peered up from beneath his hat and saw Vivian's very angry face. Instead of leaping up, he stretched luxuriously. (a.n. try and keep your mind on the story, ladies!) Vivian couldn't help but running her eyes down his body (a.n. yum!) Jack, noticing the flick of her eyes as she looked him over, grinned. He gestured towards himself.
"Like what ye see, luv?" he asked. Vivian's eyes narrowed. She marched out of the room, and reappeared seconds later with a bucket full of very cold water.
Jack's eyes widened comically at the sight of the bucket. He gestured wildly at it.
"Ye wouldn't..." he said slowly. A wicked grin crossed Vivian's face.
"Oh, believe me, I would, and will, if you aren't out of my bed in three seconds. Now, one." She said. Jack leaned back and pouted.
"But what if I don't want to..." Vivian flicked a second finger up. "Two..." Jack, still pouting, smiled seductively and said.
"Come on luv, ye wouldn't be wanting to do that ter Old Jack, now wouldja? Vivian flicked up ring finger.
"Three..." she said. Then she brought every finger but her middle one, flicking him off.
Then, she dumped the water on top of him. Jack leaped up like two leaping...er...leapers, coughing and sputtering. Picking up his sword he pointed the tip at Vivian.
"Yer gonna pay fer tha" he said. Vivian grinned, and gave him a look that's meaning was no mystery. 'Bring it on'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* A.N. was that cool or what? This chapter is a little short, but oh well. ::authoress turns around suddenly to look at Jack.:: Ok now Jack, now that I've written this chapter, you can put your fingers wherever the hell you like. Jack can be heard muttering, "Finally," Authoress, grins. Until next time, my lovely readers. (oh, btw, REVIEW!!!!!!!) Cheers,~ Twilight
A.N. ok so, here is chapter foURgkerhsedgu!35@%&$! ::authoress gasps, panting, then glares at Jack, who stares back 'innocently' sucking on a finger:: JACK!!! KEEP YOUR FINGERS TO YOURESELF!!!! OR FINGER, FOR THAT MATTER!!! Authoress rolls eyes, and tries to get breathing back to normal. Ok, so before I was so RUDLY interrupted, (glares at Jack) this is chapter fo-Jack you better put that finger back in you mouth and away from me!- ur, which I had lots of fun writing. Cheers (I'M WARNING YOU JACK!!) ~ Twilight. (oh, also, authoress's vamperfly and Thousand Faces make an appearance in this chapter.)
Chapter 4~ Seven Shades of Blue
Vivian was drawing a piece of metal from the forge when two of her best friends, Robyn and Ashleigh strolled through the door. Robyn and Ashleigh often bickered but they enjoyed doing it. They had been friends long before they had even met Vivian.
Robyn owned a bookstore around the block. She wore a simple ark red dress, which brought out her dreamy brown eyes from beneath her oval glasses. Her dark brown hair was short, shorter then most men's at the time. Robyn was smart, sarcastic, cynical, and humorous. She also loved saying what was on her mind.
Ashleigh's personality almost mirrored that, although she was very excitable. Ashleigh was a barmaid in a local pub. She was short, with a mass of wavy brown hair. Her brown eyes sparkled constantly with barely contained laughter. Ashleigh could kick ass, and she knew it. She wore a mid-calf green skirt with knee-length boots and a flowing black shirt.
"Hey girls," Vivian called. "I'll be over there in a minute. While you two are over there, would you mind waking up Jack? He's been I my room since mid-morning and it's time he made himself useful." Both girls nodded eagerly. Both Robyn and Ashleigh had been friend with Vivian since childhood, and thus knew Jack as well as she did. Ashleigh, full of energy, bounced on her toes with excitement then raced to Vivi's room. Robyn followed in a slower, more dignified, pace.
"Jaaaack!" Ashleigh yelled, shoving the door open. She poked her head inside, then just as quickly whipped around slamming the door, red- faced with mirth.
Vivian set the piece of metal to cool in a bucket of water before turning to Ashleigh. Robyn shot Ashleigh a looked, one eyebrow raised. Vivian's eyes narrowed in suspicion. She gestured towards the door.
"He hasn't snuck a whore in there while I wasn't looking has he? Because I will kill him if he has sex on my bed." She asked. Ashleigh was trying very hard not to laugh, and failing miserably.
"Uh..."peal of laughter "no, he...uh..," she giggled "He's sleeping." She managed out. Robyn frowned and motioned with her arm to the door.
"And...?" she asked. Ashleigh shook with suppressed laughter.
"He doesn't...he isn't...wearing anything." That did it for Ashleigh. She slumped against the wall, holding her sides while tears of laughter streamed down her face. Vivian's face paled. Jack Sparrow, lying on HER bed, naked? She thought. Ohhhhhh he was going to turn seven shades of blue by the time she was finished kicking his ass. She shoved Ashleigh out of the way and pushed the door open. She was, unfortunately, right. Jack Sparrow was lying on her bed, in all of his naked glory, snoring softly. The only stitch on him was his hat. Vivian t a couple deep, calming breaths before...
"SPARROW! You have exactly 30 seconds to be off my bed and dressed, or I will kick your ass all over the Caribbean !" she roared. Jack started awake, snorting. He peered up from beneath his hat and saw Vivian's very angry face. Instead of leaping up, he stretched luxuriously. (a.n. try and keep your mind on the story, ladies!) Vivian couldn't help but running her eyes down his body (a.n. yum!) Jack, noticing the flick of her eyes as she looked him over, grinned. He gestured towards himself.
"Like what ye see, luv?" he asked. Vivian's eyes narrowed. She marched out of the room, and reappeared seconds later with a bucket full of very cold water.
Jack's eyes widened comically at the sight of the bucket. He gestured wildly at it.
"Ye wouldn't..." he said slowly. A wicked grin crossed Vivian's face.
"Oh, believe me, I would, and will, if you aren't out of my bed in three seconds. Now, one." She said. Jack leaned back and pouted.
"But what if I don't want to..." Vivian flicked a second finger up. "Two..." Jack, still pouting, smiled seductively and said.
"Come on luv, ye wouldn't be wanting to do that ter Old Jack, now wouldja? Vivian flicked up ring finger.
"Three..." she said. Then she brought every finger but her middle one, flicking him off.
Then, she dumped the water on top of him. Jack leaped up like two leaping...er...leapers, coughing and sputtering. Picking up his sword he pointed the tip at Vivian.
"Yer gonna pay fer tha" he said. Vivian grinned, and gave him a look that's meaning was no mystery. 'Bring it on'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* A.N. was that cool or what? This chapter is a little short, but oh well. ::authoress turns around suddenly to look at Jack.:: Ok now Jack, now that I've written this chapter, you can put your fingers wherever the hell you like. Jack can be heard muttering, "Finally," Authoress, grins. Until next time, my lovely readers. (oh, btw, REVIEW!!!!!!!) Cheers,~ Twilight