All right, here's the second part, it's much longer than the first, which was pathetically short.
For the disclaimer we have our other main character, Zechs, in his non-beast form.
Me: Zechs, get over here and do the disclaimer!
Zechs: is looking in a mirror What?
Me: The disclaimer, pretty boy, do it.
Zechs: Yes, I am pretty. Lucas does not own Gundam Wing, or Disney. Do not sue, she's poor, I checked.
This is a 6X2 story, this means it's yaoi, if you don't like that, then don't read it, it's simple. Flames will be used in the ultimate weapon of destruction, and the used on flamers!
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The Beginning.
Duo grabbed his bag and shut the door behind him as he left his small house. He wandered over the small bridge and brushed some stray hair back into his dark bangs.
[Duo:] Little town
It's a quiet village
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
[Townsfolk:] Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
[Duo:] There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
[Baker:] Good Morning, Duo!
[Duo:] 'Morning, Monsieur.
[Baker:] Where are you off to?
[Duo:] The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre and a -
[Baker:] That's nice. Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up! Duo shrugs and walks on
[Townsfolk:] Look there he goes that boy is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause his head's up on some cloud
No denying he's a funny boy that guy
[Man I:] Bonjour drives by
[Woman I:] Good day
[Man I:] How is your fam'ly? drives on
[Woman II:] Bonjour
[Man II:] Good day letches over her obvious *ahem* assets
[Woman II:] How is your wife? he gets smacked over the head with a rolling pin by a man-ish woman
[Woman III:] I need six eggs struggles to control six small children
[Man III:] That's too expensive
[Duo:] There must be more than this provincial life
[Bookseller:] Ah, Duo.
[Duo:] Good Morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed. Hands him book
[Bookseller:] Finished already?
[Duo:] Oh, I couldn't put it down. Have you got anything new?
[Bookseller:] Ha Ha! Not since yesterday.
[Duo:] That's all right. I'll borrow scans shelves. . . . . this one! hands it to him
[Bookseller:] That one? But you've read it twice!
[Duo:] Well, it's my favourite! spins around the room Far off places, daring swordfights, magic spells, a prince in disguise -
[Bookseller:] If you like it all that much, it's yours!
[Duo:] But sir!
[Bookseller:] I insist. leads him out of shop where several men are staring through the window
[Duo:] men assume nonchalant stances as Duo walks by Well, thank you. Thank you very much!
[Townsfolk:] Look there he goes that boy is so peculiar
I wonder if he's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And his nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is he
[Duo:] Oh, isn't this amazing? shows book to some passing sheep
It's my fav'rite part because you'll see
Here's where she meets Prince Charming sheep eats corner of page, Duo pulls book away
But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three Sheppard comes by and moves sheep along
[Woman:] Now it's no wonder that they call him "beauty" is trying on different hats
His looks have got no parallel
[Shopkeeper:] But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid he's rather odd
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
[Townsfolk:] He's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is he
[Relena:] Heero shoots bird and Relena attempts to catch it in a bag, she fails Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Heero! You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
[Heero:] I know.
[Relena:] No beast alive stands a chance against you. Ha ha ha! And no girl or boy, for that matter.
[Heero:] It's true, Relena. And I've got my sights set on that one. points at Duo
[Relena:] Hm! The Professor's protégé?
[Heero:] He's the one - the lucky boy I'm going to marry.
[Relena:] But he's -
[Heero:] The most beautiful person in town.
[Relena:] I know, but - Heero throws his gun in her face
[Heero:] That makes him the best. And don't I deserve the best? Grabs her by the front of her shirt and shakes her
[Relena:] Well, of course! I mean you do, but -Heero drops her
[Heero:] Right from the moment when I met him, saw him
I said he's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only he
Who is beautiful as me is looking in mirror at self as Duo passes by. Relena pokes him a couple of times
So I'm making plans to woo and marry him glances around looking for Duo. He walks past three girls
[Bimbettes:] Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Heero
Oh he's so cute Relena, who is following Heero, gets knocked out of the way by the girls' gesticulating arms
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute girls fall about
[Man I:] Bonjour!
[Gaston:] Pardon
[Man II:] Good day
[Man III:] Mais oui!
[Matron:] You call this bacon?
[Woman I:] What lovely grapes!
[Man IV:] Some cheese
[Woman II:] Ten yards
[Man IV:] one pound
[Heero:] 'scuse me!
[Cheese merchant:] I'll get the knife
[Heero:] Please let me through!
[Woman I:] This bread -
[Man V:] Those fish -
[Woman I:] it's stale!
[Man V:] they smell!
[Baker:] Madame's mistaken.
[Duo:] There must be more than this provincial life!
[Heero:] Just watch, I'm going to make Duo my wife! gets cut off by crowd
[Townsfolk:] Look there he goes boy who's strange but special the crowd are following Duo as he walks forward
A most peculiar boy on show
It's a pity and a sin
He doesn't quite fit in
'Cause he really is a funny boy
A beauty but a funny boy
He really is a funny boy
That Duo Duo looks suspiciously up from his book and turns around. The crowd goes back to normal routine and he shrugs and carries on walking
Duo was engrossed in his book when someone stepped in front of him. He looked up and saw Heero staring down at him, not smiling, with the ever-present Relena by his side. Duo rolled his eyes.
"Hello Duo," Heero said, barring Duo's way.
"Bonjour Heero," Duo said amicably as he returned his attention to the book and moved around him. Heero grabbed the book as Duo passed by him, and, being taller, held it out of his reach.
Duo ground his teeth together before turning to Heero and smiling, "Heero, may I have my book please?"
"How can you read this? There's no pictures," Heero exclaimed as he flicked through the book. Duo rolled his eyes again.
"What a huge and unending surprise, you can't read," he muttered to himself. Heero glanced at him suspiciously and he sighed.
"Well some people use their imagination," Duo said as he made a grab for the book and missed.
"Look, it's time you got your head out of those books and started paying attention to more important things, like me," Heero said with a small smile. He threw the book into a nearby puddle. The three girls who had been sighing over Heero earlier collapsed with barely controlled lust as Heero said this. Duo gave Heero the finger when he wasn't looking and knelt down by the puddle to retrieve his book.
"It's not right for a woman to read," Heero said as Duo stood up with the now dripping book.
"Woman?" Duo asked confused. He glanced down at his body as though checking for injuries, "Last time I checked Yuy, I was a bloke."
Heero scratched his neck uncomfortably, "All right then, a beauty like you shouldn't be reading," he corrected. Duo muttered 'nonce' under his breath.
"Soon you'll be getting ideas and thinking…" Heero continued as he made random gestures with his hands.
"I'm the protégé of a Professor, I believe thinking is one of the minimum requirements of learning," Duo explained in an exaggeratedly slow voice.
"Hn," Heero replied. Duo stared at him in disbelief.
"Heero, you are positively the biggest ponce I've ever met," Duo retorted as he cleaned the book with his shirt.
"Hn," Heero stated, "What do you say we take a walk over to my tavern and take a look at some of my trophies." He slung an arm around Duo's shoulder and started to steer him away.
"Maybe some other time," Duo said as he struggled to get away.
"What's wrong with him?" One bimbo asked.
"He's crazy!" Another stated.
"Heero's gorgeous!" The third said, clasping her hands together.
"Really Heero," Duo said as he spun out of his grasp, "I have to get home and help the Professor."
"That crazy crank?" Relena asked, finally piping up, "He needs all the help he can get." At this Relena started laughing, as did Heero.
"Don't talk about my Professor that way," Duo hissed.
"Yeah, don't talk about his Professor that way," Heero said quickly, smacking Relena around the head.
"He may well be insane and a little nasty, but he's a genius," Duo stated. In the background a massive explosion could be heard. Duo cringed and then ran towards his house, where smoke was billowing out of the open windows. Relena and Heero both began to laugh. Heero slapped her hard on the back in his laughter and sent her flying face first into the floor.
Duo pushed open the door and choked on the thick smoke.
"Professor?" he called as he squinted around the room.
"God damn it!" a voice yelled. Duo located the source and saw his professor with a barrel over his head. Duo suppressed a chuckle and went over to help the old man. He pulled the barrel of the Professor and threw it to one side.
"I'm about to give up on this hunk of junk," the Professor stated as he kicked the small mobile suit with one foot.
"You always say that Professor G," Duo said, rolling his eyes.
"I mean it this time," Professor G said vehemently, waving a long finger in Duo's face, "I can't get this bastard to work!"
"But you will," Duo said coaxingly. The Professor merely glared at him and Duo chuckled, he knew that the old man needed his ego, amongst other things, to be stroked.
"And, you'll win first prize at the fair tomorrow," he said sweetly. Professor G was looking faintly mollified.
"You really believe that?" Professor G asked with a small sigh.
"I always have," Duo said firmly, placing his hands on the small man's shoulders.
"Well then, back to the grinding stone," Professor G stated as he slid under the mobile suit once again, "Hand me that dog-wretched-clincket there."
Duo picked up a tool that could possibly be the one his Professor had asked him for and handed it to him under the suit.
"Did you have a good time in town?" Professor G asked.
Duo snorted, "I got a new book… Professor, do you think I'm odd?"
"My student? Odd?" Professor G slid out from underneath the machine, he was wearing goggles that magnified his eyes tenfold, and made him look like a bug, "Where would you get a crazy idea like that?"
"I don't know," Duo said, as he shrugged, "I just don't think I fit in here. There's no one I can really talk to."
"What about that Yuy, he's a handsome fellow," Professor G sated.
"You letch," Duo said at him and pulled out his tongue, "He's handsome all right, and rude and conceited," Duo sighed, "Oh G, he's not for me."
"Well never mind that, I think that's done it," G stated as he slid out from under the machine and stood up, "Here goes nothing," he said as he gingerly pressed a button on a remote control. There was a faint buzzing sound and the mobile suit's eyes glowed green. It manoeuvred its scythe style weapon and started chopping at some wood.
"You did it!" Duo shrieked, "You really did it!"
"I did?" The Professor said in disbelief, "I did! Hitch up Deathscythe Duo, I'm off to the fair!" As the Professor said this the mobile suit launched a piece of chopped wood right into the side of his head.
After some paracetamol, the Professor and his wagon hitched up to the horse, Deathscythe, were on their way to the fair.
"Goodbye Professor!" Duo called, "Don't die on the way!"
"Nice thing to say Duo," Professor G said sarcastically, "Take care while I'm gone," and with that he was off onto the road that led to the fair.
I thought this was a good place to stop. Read and Review, me love you long time…
Ja-bye-bye!