I know! I'm a liar! I said it would be quicker between updates! Well, I bet you don't really read this bit at the top, I don't blame you.
All right, disclaimer time, I think we'll have Trowa.
Trowa: …
Me: What are you doing?
Trowa: …
Me: What?
Quatre: He won't talk 'cause you have him talking loads in this fic.
Me: That's just silly Quatre shrugs I'll give you a slice of cake that PATTY gave me.
Trowa: She doesn't own Disney or Gundam Wing, deal with it. Suing would be pointless. This is 6X2, that means it's yaoi, male/male. Don't like? Don't read. Flames will be used in the ultimate weapon of destruction and then used on flamers. Now give me the cake. Author hands Trowa a slice of cake
Me: Thank you!
Here's a thank you to those who reviewed again:
PATTY 40 and Jillian – Thanks for the cake and milk, I'm afraid that Duo scoffed half of it before I realised and beat him off with a stick. But have some of what's left, it still tastes great! gives 2 pieces of the lovely cake and 2 glasses of milk
Karina – Here's the chocolate chip cookie and a bag of chocolate chips, go nuts… or chips… whatever. Here's some cake and milk gives karina the cake and some milk
Kurai Kaiba – thank you so much for the Duo neko plushie but it did start a fight between Duo and Heero… both of them wanted it… I'm not sure who got it.
Heero: hugging Duo neko plushie mine!
Duo teary
Sighs not much I can do really. Have some cake and milk gives Kurai Kaiba the cake and milk
On with the actual story!
The castleHeero knelt in the bushes and pulled some of the branches out of the way. He stared at the small cottage for a small while before he felt movement beside him.
"Wow Heero, Duo's going to get the surprise of his life when you propose to him," Relena said excitedly as she peered at the cottage.
"Yep, this is his lucky day," Heero said as he moved back, letting go of the branches. Relena, who was a bit dim, didn't move and got hit in the face as the branches moved back into place.
"Oof," she exclaimed as she fell backwards. Heero moved forwards into the garden and surveyed the scene in front of him. There were people gathered, chairs, tables, a band and a cake. He smiled.
"I would like to thank you all for coming to my wedding," he said, addressing the gathering before him, "Now I just have to go in there and propose to the guy."
This line was met with uproarious laughter as well as some loud sobbing from the three bimbos.
"Now, Relena," Heero said as he turned to her, "When Duo and I come through that door..."
"I know, I know," she squealed, "I strike up the band," and with that she launched the band into a rendition of here comes the bride.
"Not yet you baka!" Heero roared as he slapped her.
"Sorry," she said sheepishly.
Duo was sat in a chair reading the book the old bookkeeper had given to him when he heard a loud knock at the door. He sighed heavily and laid the book on the table, making sure he knew what page he was on. He went to the door and pulled down the device the Professor had made so that they could see who was outside before they opened the door. The Professor was always worried that the government would come and steal his ideas. Duo stared through the contraption at the distorted image of Heero and groaned.
"Just what I need," Duo muttered as he moved to open the door. As soon as he had twisted the knob the door was pushed open.
"Heero!" Duo exclaimed as he moved backwards quickly, "What a pleasant surprise."
"Isn't it though?" Heero said as he moved further into the room.
"Today's the day…" he started as he moved forwards, but was distracted by a mirror. He stopped and checked his appearance.
"Ah," he stated as he deemed himself satisfied with what he saw, Duo rolled his eyes, "Today's the day I make your dreams come true," he finished. Duo had moved behind the table.
"What do you know about my dreams Heero?" Duo asked, amused.
"Plenty," Heero stated as he sat down in the chair that Duo had been sitting, "Picture this." As he said this he placed his muddy feet onto the table, right on Duo's book. He kicked his boot off onto the floor.
"A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire. My little wife, massaging my feet," he wiggled his toes as Duo wrinkled his nose in disgust at Heero's mangy socks, "While the little ones play on the floor with the dogs." Heero stood up and leaned closer to Duo, "We'll have six or seven," he said matter-of-factly.
"Dogs?" Duo questioned as he grabbed his book and moved it out of harms way.
"No Duo," Heero said with a chuckle, "strapping boys, like me."
Duo raised an eyebrow, "Heero, I'm male, a bloke, I can't get pregnant."
"Details," Heero said, waving a dismissive hand. Duo stared at him with wide eyes.
"And do you know who that little wife'll be?" Heero said as Duo moved and put the book away on the bookshelf.
"Let me think," Duo said as he stared into space with fear.
"You Duo," Heero said as he trapped Duo against the bookcase. Duo ducked under his arms and moved a chair into the middle of the room. He leant against the front door.
"Heero I'm…" he searched for the right words, "speechless. I don't know what to say."
Heero knocked the chair out of the way and pinned Duo to the door.
"Say you'll marry me," Heero said simply.
"I'm very sorry Heero, but… but…" Duo struggled as Heero's face got closer and closer. Duo's hand, which had been searching for anything, gained purchase on the doorknob. "I just don't deserve you," and with that, he twisted the doorknob and the door swung open. Duo moved backwards with the door and Heero fell right through into a giant mud puddle as Duo slammed the door shut. The band began to play 'Here comes the bride,' with Relena conducting. Duo opened the door a small way and threw out Heero's boots. Relena turned around to get a look at the happy couple but no one was there. Then she saw Heero's feet and ass sticking out of the big mud puddle behind her. She stopped conducting and stared as a pig's head rose out of the mud. She frowned at in confusion until Heero's head surfaced, underneath the body of the pig. He threw his head back and the pig slid off him with a loud squeal. Relena chuckled and knelt down in front of Heero's face.
"So," she said as she chuckled again, "How'd it go?"
Heero stood abruptly and grabbed Relena by the front of her shirt.
"I'll have Duo for my wife," he spat at her, "Make no mistake about that," and he threw Relena into the mud puddle.
"Touchy," Relena said to the pig, which grunted in response. Heero stalked off, wiping the mud from his face and the rest of the congregation left also.
Duo stuck his head out of the door and addressed the 2 startled chickens that were stood on the porch.
"Is he gone?" he asked the chickens, "Can you imagine?" he stormed as he picked up the bucket with the chicken feed in it.
"He asked me to marry him," he said as he ran down the steps and threw some chicken feed down on to the floor.
"Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless…" he yelled as he moved into the animal pen.
[Duo:]
"Madame Heero!"
Can't you just see it? He picks up a scarf and wraps it round his head
"Madame Yuy!"
His "little wife" He kicks a bucket off the side
No sir! Not me!
I guarantee it Drops the scarf
I want much more than this provincial life He runs out of the animal pen and up the hill until he's in a field of dandelions
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere
I want it more than I can tell Falls to the ground and picks a dandelion
And for once it might be grand
To have someone understand he pulls the seeds off and lets them float away on the wind
I want so much more than they've got planned…
Just then he heard a familiar whinny and he saw Deathscythe running up the hill.
"Deathscythe?" he called as he stood up. The horse ran to him and Duo could see that he still had the carriage with the mobile suit on it attached.
"Where's the Professor?" he asked the horse, "Where is he Deathscythe? Why am I asking you these questions, you're a horse?" he stated as the beast of burden stared at him.
"You have to take me to him," Duo said as he quickly unlatched the horse from the carriage and jumped on.
This is the reformatted version, without the last half of this chapter, which has been put onto the next chapter, so, no worries!