Chapter 3
They just got rid of Caroline...she was sent by the Americans to annoy the Soviets into surrendering.
Romanov- Ew. I don't want her coming back.
Zofia- Neither do I, sir. She's safe behind the locked door.
Romanov- Let's not take chances. I wanna go skiing. Get the forklift!
Zofia- Ok.
So they arrive at a Siberian ski resort. Romanov brings his tubski, a long snowboard-type-thing that goes on the bottom of his tub to allow him to ride down the slope on it.
Yulia- What about our CD? We need to record it soon.
Ivan- Bring the recording devices into the hotel room.
Yulia- Ok.
Romanov- Zofia! Take me to the slope!
Zofia- Yes sir. (takes him to the slope)
Lena- Doesn't it seem cruel, the way he treats her?
Ivan- eh.
Yulia- Eh.
Lena- Guess I'm the only compassionate person here...
Meanwhile, Romanov is having a grand old time on the slope.
Romanov- WHEEE!!
Zofia- I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, sir.
After 2 hours of skiing, Romanov gets bored and cold.
Romanov- I'm bored and cold. I want coffee!
Zofia- I brought none, sir.
Romanov- There's a Wawa near here. Let's get some.
So they all decide to go to Wawa.
Ivan- I want some chips there.
Yulia- Yeah, and it's nice and warm in there.
Romanov- (at Wawa) Milk! Sugar! Lots of cream!
Zofia- I know how you like it, sir.
Just then, a very familiar person walks up to them.
Caroline- How do, Greenhorns?!
Zofia- Oh, my God.
Yulia- I'm outta here.
Lena- Me too.
Tatu walks out into the parking lot.
Ivan- Where are you going?! Stop!
Ivan follows them out and sees them getting into an oil tanker. But it's too late.
Ivan- STOP!
Lena accelerates onto the southbound side of the road and races northbound, gaining speed every second.
Tatu- NOT GONNA GET US!
Ivan- Wait! Nooo!!
Tatu- NAS NE DOGONIAT!
They speed away, never to be seen again.
Zofia- (pulling Romanov's tub outside with him in it) what happened?
Romanov- Did the annoying girls go away?
Caroline- Ya'll forgot me in yer hootin' n' hollerin'!
Ivan- (eyeing Caroline coldly) Don't think you've destroyed our plan. I'll find them yet, American. (He turns to Romanov and Zofia)
Ivan- Come on. We must find them.
They all get on their forklift, and drive off into the distance to find Tatu and bring them back.
The End