Disclaimer: I'm STILL not cool. In other words, I don't own YYH.

RL4E: Ok, I was in a very pissy mood about 15 minutes ago, but now I'm happier than a pig in poop, and that's pretty damn happy! Ok, well, here's chapter 3! Beware, there is lemon..

(Pardon the parody...)

Kurama walked up to the hanging body of Barfred and examined the rope closely. Where's Jimmy Kudo when you need him??

"Hey! This is a crime scene! You shouldn't be here!!" a voice suddenly called. Kurama looked over and saw Detective Richard Moore from Detective Conan (Case Closed). Kurama's ears twitched as he heard a faint song in the background.

"It was the first in centurieeeeeeees, in one hundred years. And when I felt that I should cry-"

Botan suddenly punched a nearby tv screen that was playing the Case Closed opening theme. She snarled and took out the tape, putting a new one in. Kurama's ears twitched again as he heard a familiar song.

"Running in a crowd, in a faceless town, I need to feel the touch of a friend. In the countryside, I wander far and wide, the isolation gets me again. I don't know where to goooooooo-"

Conan kicked the VCR hard and ceased the tape from playing. "This is our crime scene, go away!"

"You're on the wrong damn show, you morons!!" Yusuke yelled. The Cased Closed crew all looked at each other and shrugged, disappearing.

"That was mildly odd.." Kurama said, sweatdropping.

(End of parody. Now, back to the actual story! ; )

Kurama walked up to the hanging body of Barfred and examined the rope closely. "Hmm..." He mentally noticed that the end of the rope, where it was tied to the ceiling, looked like it had been cut because of the perfectly straight edge.

Botan walked closer to the body. "Hey...I'm probably wrong, but from what I've seen in some of my cases, the ones that deal with hangings, the victim's face is usually red from all the blood clotting in the head... Barfred's face is pure white.."

Kurama, Yusuke, and Koenma all gasped. "Well, then what does that mean?" Kuwabara asked.

"It means that he wasn't hanged... He had been killed beforehand, but the killer used the rope to hide the fact it was murder. He.. or she.. wanted us to believe that it was a suicide, not an assassination. But the question is.. How did they do it? And why?" He sniffed the body slightly. "Judging by his smell, it appears he hasn't been dead for over 10 minutes.."

Koenma's eyes widened. "10 minutes!? Holy tomato...What if the murderer is right here watching us..??" Yusuke cracked his knuckles.

"Well, let's go ask a certain fire demon.." Kurama and Botan frowned.

"Yusuke.." Botan started. "I have this faint feeling that Hiei had nothing to do with it.."

Kurama nodded. "I agree. It'd be best not to accuse him just yet. But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to ask.." They all walked back up to Hiei's room and opened the door.

Yusuke peered in slowly. "Hiei.. Wakey wak-"His eyes widened slightly. Koenma looked at him calmly.

"Let me guess, he's not there??" he asked.

"Nope."

"What the hell do you want??" Hiei suddenly asked from behind. Everyone jumped about 4 inches from the ground. Yusuke glared at him.

"Ok, pal, you've got some explaining to do!!" He grabbed Hiei by the collar of his usual black tanktop. "Why the hell did you try to rape Kurama!?"

Hiei blinked tiredly. "What are you babbling about?"

"You know what I mean!!"

"Hn.. If you say so." Hiei spat, obviously having no idea what they were talking about. Yusuke shook him roughly. Kurama pulled Yusuke off and held him back.

"Drop it, Yusuke! We'll worry about that later. Right now we have to deal with Barfred's murder." Hiei's eyes gazed to Kurama at that.

"Barfred's murder...?"

Kurama nodded. "I found him hanging by a rope.." And then he explained the rest of it to him.

"And it seems kind of suspicious that you were the only one out of sight at the time it happened! You being out of bed when we got back adds more proof, eh?" Yusuke accused.

Hiei snorted. "You think I killed that lug? Besides, Kurama was out of sight, too. You said he was in the medical wing at the time, right???" They all nodded slowly. "Let me ask this.. What was Kurama's expression when he came and told you?"

They all thought about it for a moment and looked at Kurama, whose face was pure calm. "Exactly like it is now.." Koenma replied. Hiei glared at Kurama.

"Then don't you find it awkward? Of course Kurama is abnormally calm at times, but seeing someone hanging dead in front of you so suddenly usually startles someone, even a person like Kurama. You have no right to blame only me." Hiei stated coldly.

Yusuke looked at Kurama. "Come to think of it, it is sort of odd...He was so shaken up after what Hiei did, that there's no way he should still be this calm. It's only been a short while since that happened.." Everyone turned their gaze to Kurama, who blinked.

"Well, Hiei, I don't suppose you still have your sword with you, do you?" Hiei raised an eyebrow at him.

"Of course, I sneaked it on.. Why do you care, fox?"

"If I recall, the rope had perfect cut marks along the ends. There's no way it could've been done by hand." Kurama explained.

"Don't you dare even accuse me of that, Kurama! You could have just as easily created a blade from your plants and cut it!" Hiei growled. Kurama narrowed his eyes.

"I'm sure you're just innocent in all of this, Hiei. First you tried to take advantage of me, then lied about it, and then you try to blame this on me???"

Everyone could feel Hiei's body temperature rise a few degrees. "Will you stop saying I tried to rape you!? I didn't do it!" Kurama pulled the shoulder sleeve of the shirt he borrowed from the wing down his shoulder, exposing fang marks on his skin.

"And as I recall, Hiei, you are the only one here with fangs..." Kurama glared.

Hiei clenched his fists. "Shut up! You have no proof that was me!"

"You have dry blood stains on your fangs, I can see them from here.."

Everyone else was getting tired of their arguing.

"Ladies, ladies! Break it up already!" Yusuke said, getting inbetween the two demons. They calmed themselves. Yusuke looked at his watch and sighed. "It's 7:16 pm...I guess there won't be any dinner tonight.."

Botan spoke. "Does anyone else but me find it suspicious that we haven't seen one person on this cruise other than Barfred and the captain?" They all froze as everything became eerily silent.

"Um...I think we should call it a night, ok?" Kuwabara suggested, they nodded and went to their own rooms, locking the doors behind.

Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at each other, very creeped out. "Let's just go to bed, ok? Sleep will drain the time." They both quickly hopped into their own beds and tried to sleep, which was no problem for those two.

Botan yawned. "I'm going to the Jacuzzi, don't you DARE think of coming in!!" She stormed off to the bathroom. Koenma sweatdropped and sat on his bed, thinking for a few minutes until his thoughts began to be perverted. He slowly creeped to the bathroom door and just barely opened it, enough to see Botan resting in the Jacuzzi with her eyes closed. He had quite a good view indeed. Botan opened one eye and spotted him, grabbing a huge hairbrush and throwing it, successfully hitting him. "You stupid PERVERT!!!!!!!" she screamed. Koenma slammed the door shut and went back to the bedroom, rubbing his poor face.

"It was worth the pain.. heh heh," he thought as he grinned.

Kurama and Hiei were still pretty peeved with one another, staying as silent as possible. They both lay in their beds, facing opposite directions. After about an hour, Hiei turned back around to find Kurama lying on his side and facing his way, fast asleep. He smiled to himself as Kurama looked so angelic and peaceful, like a little child, but of course he could never tell that to Kurama himself. He had very strong feelings for the fox, but would never admit to it. His eyes suddenly glow a brighter red and then returned to normal, yet his face was much more unfriendly. He sat up in the bed and slowly walked the distance between the two beds, smirking down at Kurama's sleeping form. He pulled the covers off of him and stared at his curled up figure.

"Yes..." Hiei grinned.

WARNING!! The following is rated R for yaoi!! If you do not wish to read it then skip ahead!!

Hiei removed his own shirt and ripped it into a few long strips of fabric, lifting Kurama's arms over his head and tying them with one strip to the headboard tightly. Kurama didn't seem to notice, as he was still fast asleep. Hiei leaned down and started nibbling on his neck again. Kurama's eyes fluttered open and he gasped when he saw him.

"No, not this again..." he mumbled tiredly, struggling to free his arms. Hiei quickly stripped himself of the rest of his clothes and looked at him possessively. Kurama ignored Hiei's now naked body and gazed into his ruby eyes, knowing there was something wrong.

Hiei grabbed Kurama's shirt and ripped it off, along with his pants and boxers. Kurama struggled hard and blushed like mad, not able to tell himself how much he wanted this. Maybe if it were a different circumstance.. He was broken from his thoughts as Hiei had shoved 3 of his fingers in Kurama's mouth.

"Suck.." he ordered. Kurama figured since he had no way out, he might as well go along with it. He began to suck on the digits, licking them wildly at the same time and emitting a soft sigh from Hiei's lips. After about a minute, the fingers were removed from his mouth. He spread Kurama's legs and took the saliva-coated index finger, pushing it into the tight constricted ring of his entrance. Kurama gasped and twitched in discomfort, trying to push it back out.

"H-Hiei..! Whatever's gotten into you is...ah!!" Hiei started pushing it in and out hard. "G-going too far...!" Hiei added another finger and moved his fingers in a scissor movement, receiving pained hisses from the teen below. He finally added one more in and figured he was stretched enough. He kneeled inbetween his legs and placed himself at his entrance. "No, don't!!!" Kurama yelled as he struggled roughly. Hiei just smirked and thrusted in forcefully until he was in all the way. Kurama eyes widened and he bit his lip, drawing blood. Hiei leaned down and licked the blood from Kurama's mouth up and pulled almost all the way out and thrusted back in hard, not giving him any time to adjust. Kurama arched his head back and screamed in agony as Hiei set his torturous pace, slamming in and out of him and grunting until Kurama's entrance started to bleed. Kurama fought back his tears as it felt like his virgin human body was being ripped apart. Hiei pounded in him harder and faster, and Kurama's mind was becoming too overwhelmed. He felt his vision darken until there was nothing but a haze of black, his body going limp. Hiei smirked and groaned loud as he released deep inside of his body. The stench of sweat, semen, and Kurama's blood all mixing together. He panted heavily and untied Kurama's hands as they remained above his head.

Ok, you're safe now, all you anti-yaoi lovers!!!

Hiei's head began to spin and he closed his eyes, reawakening moments later. He looked at Kurama and blinked in confusion and then looked down at himself, his eyes widening. "What the hell!?........Kurama!" He shook him gently but he didn't budge. Hiei gulped nervous and sniffed the air as he could easily pick out the odors. The blood was catching his attention most and he looked down to Kurama's spread out legs and noticed the puddle of it between them. Hiei fell to his knees and covered his face in disbelief. H-How did this happen without my even knowing it...?! What is going on?! he wondered. He was snapped back into reality at the faint sounds of Kurama stirring awake. He looked at him, his eyes wide in shock. Kurama whimpered and sobbed at the pain in his entire body, slowly opening his teary eyes to see Hiei staring at him. He turned and faced the other way, lying on his side and grunting more as it hurt to move.

"K-Kurama...I'm so sorry..." Hiei was amazed that he had said those words on his own. "I swear...I didn't mean to..! It's like someone was.. controlling me.." He looked down, knowing Kurama would never forgive him. Kurama remained still and silent. Hiei sighed and closed his eyes, but they shot back open as he sensed someone in the room. He looked around but saw no one. He opened his Jagan through the bandana and saw a white glow in the corner of the room in the shape of a middle-aged woman, grinning at him. Hiei gasped and growled. "Did you do this..?!" The glow nodded, still grinning.

"Of...coURsE!!! I...TooK oVEr BOTh yOu anD yOUr FRieNd.......!!!" she screeched. Hiei and Kurama both covered their ears as her voice was so static and screaming-like. Hiei stood up and ran at her, attempting to punch her, but it went right through. He looked around for her but nothing was there anymore.

"Damn...." He growled. Kurama slowly sat up and looked at him.

"Hiei...sorry...I didn't realize you-"Hiei suddenly appeared by him and gently laid him back down, covering him up with the sheets.

"Don't worry...Just don't strain yourself.." he said in the most sincere voice he could muster. Kurama blinked up at him cutely. "When did that thing possess you?"

Kurama thought for a moment. "Well...I remember acting very strange when I had told Yusuke and the others the news about Barfred.." He froze. "What if I really did kill him when I was under her control???"

Hiei clenched his fists. "Then she will die.."

"Hiei...She's a poltergeist, she's already dead.."

".......Shut up."

TBC