Disclaimer: I don't own my life... Er, Zelda
"Yo Ganondork! I want to join your army!"
"Hubbawa? Oh, it's you Link. Sure you can join my army, put these on."
Ganondorf threw Link some black material and heavy black armor. Link put on the material, which was stronger then any armor, then he tried to fit into the armor. He had much difficulty, because the armor was too small.
Once Ganondorf had told Link that the armor readjusts to fit it's wearer, Link found it much easier to live with, and he had found all the weapons from inside his old bag, and moved them to his new black bag, on his new outfit.
"Your first target is the morons. You know, the ones up the mountain? They eat rocks for a living," explained Ganondorf, "Just go up there, and kill them all."
"Yes Sir, with pleasure," Link barked.
Link marched across the field, walked up the stone steps to Kakaroki Village, stabbed a few innocent people for fun, and practice, the walked up the stone steps to Death Mountain.
"There will be a new reason for calling this mountain Death Mountain. Everyone on it will be dead!" yelled Link.
Link continued up the mountain killing every living thing he saw. Burning with Dins Fire. Destroying with the Master Sword. All good things were gone from the mountain in one day. Gorons lay all over their home. Link roasted ones leg on a fire and ate it.
The sweet taste of revenge... and victory...
Link walked back to where Ganondorf awaited for him.
"What do you want me to do next?"
"Get the Gurudo," said Ganondorf with a wicked grin.
"Yes sir," said Link and he walked to where the Gurudo lived, sword at the ready.
Across the field, through the Poes to Gurudo village Link traveled. He came upon the carpenters, and simply decapitated them, and continued on. Once in the Village, he used his stealth to sneak up behind each and every Gurudo in the place of thieves, and stabbed them to death.
Link then warped to Lake Hylia, where he met up with Ganondorf.
"They are wiped out as you wished sir," Link said.
"Now it's time to put you to the test, go to Zora's Domain, and got fry some fishies."
"Yo Ganondork! I want to join your army!"
"Hubbawa? Oh, it's you Link. Sure you can join my army, put these on."
Ganondorf threw Link some black material and heavy black armor. Link put on the material, which was stronger then any armor, then he tried to fit into the armor. He had much difficulty, because the armor was too small.
Once Ganondorf had told Link that the armor readjusts to fit it's wearer, Link found it much easier to live with, and he had found all the weapons from inside his old bag, and moved them to his new black bag, on his new outfit.
"Your first target is the morons. You know, the ones up the mountain? They eat rocks for a living," explained Ganondorf, "Just go up there, and kill them all."
"Yes Sir, with pleasure," Link barked.
Link marched across the field, walked up the stone steps to Kakaroki Village, stabbed a few innocent people for fun, and practice, the walked up the stone steps to Death Mountain.
"There will be a new reason for calling this mountain Death Mountain. Everyone on it will be dead!" yelled Link.
Link continued up the mountain killing every living thing he saw. Burning with Dins Fire. Destroying with the Master Sword. All good things were gone from the mountain in one day. Gorons lay all over their home. Link roasted ones leg on a fire and ate it.
The sweet taste of revenge... and victory...
Link walked back to where Ganondorf awaited for him.
"What do you want me to do next?"
"Get the Gurudo," said Ganondorf with a wicked grin.
"Yes sir," said Link and he walked to where the Gurudo lived, sword at the ready.
Across the field, through the Poes to Gurudo village Link traveled. He came upon the carpenters, and simply decapitated them, and continued on. Once in the Village, he used his stealth to sneak up behind each and every Gurudo in the place of thieves, and stabbed them to death.
Link then warped to Lake Hylia, where he met up with Ganondorf.
"They are wiped out as you wished sir," Link said.
"Now it's time to put you to the test, go to Zora's Domain, and got fry some fishies."