"Why don't you drop it?" an irritated Robin asked. "And pass the milk."
"I'm just sayin' it's obvious," answered Cyborg, passing the milk carton to Robin. "You'd know it yourself if you weren't so wrapped up in your research on Slade."
"You're insane," said Robin. "There is no way Beast Boy has a crush on me."
"All I know is, whenever he looks at you, it looks like he's going into a trance." Cyborg scooped up a spoonful of cereal. "I'm sure he's daydreaming all sort of dirty things he'd like to do with you."
Robin looked over the top of the cereal box at Cyborg. "Are you finished?"
"Just getting started," Cyborg answered. "I think you should do a test to prove I'm right. When Beast Boy comes down for breakfast, bend over to tie your shoe with your butt pointed in his direction. I'll bet you anything he'll go into one of his trances."
Robin laughed. "There is no way I'm going to wave my ass in Beast Boy's face for your amusement."
"HA!" shouted Cyborg. "You're not Robin-you're Chicken! An entirely different bird!" Robin glared at Cyborg. "No, I have dignity. And, I don't want to encourage him, in case you're right."
"Well, it's not like you'd refuse him. You like Beast Boy too."
"I do NOT!" Robin shouted.
"Suit yourself'" said Cyborg. "But I know better!" Robin, blushing, shot Cyborg another look.
Just then, Raven and Starfire walked into the kitchen. "Anyone for scrambled eggs?" asked Starfire.
"You better stop her, she's about to eat your young!" Cyborg muttered to Robin in a quiet voice, and made a clucking sound like a chicken. Robin glared at Cyborg. Cyborg burst out laughing.
Raven cast a curious glance at Cyborg.
"Don't ask'" said Robin.
"Did I miss something funny?" said Beast Boy as he entered the kitchen. "Who wants tofu eggs? "He glanced around the room. Everyone was shaking their heads no except for Robin, who appeared to be staring a hole in his cereal bowl. "Robin?" asked Beast Boy. "Tofu eggs?"
"No thanks," answered Robin. "I was just leaving." He stood but Cyborg had eased his foot over, trapping Robin's shoelace. It pulled and untied as Robin moved away from the table.
"Your shoe's untied," said Cyborg, a huge grin on his face.
Robin scowled. "Paybacks are Hell," he said, and bent over, not realizing he was aiming his rear end in Beast Boy's direction.
...Beast Boy woke with a start. Had he really fallen asleep at the table? 'It's those dreams. They must be making me lose sleep', he thought. What was this one about? Tofu eggs? Cyborg laughing? Robin's butt? Oh well, difficult to think of dreams with Robin here, and no one else. "Let's go up to my room after breakfast" says Robin. "I want to do some special training with you." Robin walked over to Beast Boy and kissed him. Beast Boy parted his lips slightly, allowing Robin's tongue entrance. Robin ran his hands over Beast Boy's chest, paying special attention to Beast Boy's nipples, erect against his tight uniform. Beast Boy gasped, and reaching down, cupped Robin's ample package in is hand. "Let's skip breakfast," he panted, breaking the kiss.
"I told you so," Cyborg said to Robin as they watched Beast Boy, who was staring blankly
into space. "Maybe you should have a talk with that boy."
"I'm just sayin' it's obvious," answered Cyborg, passing the milk carton to Robin. "You'd know it yourself if you weren't so wrapped up in your research on Slade."
"You're insane," said Robin. "There is no way Beast Boy has a crush on me."
"All I know is, whenever he looks at you, it looks like he's going into a trance." Cyborg scooped up a spoonful of cereal. "I'm sure he's daydreaming all sort of dirty things he'd like to do with you."
Robin looked over the top of the cereal box at Cyborg. "Are you finished?"
"Just getting started," Cyborg answered. "I think you should do a test to prove I'm right. When Beast Boy comes down for breakfast, bend over to tie your shoe with your butt pointed in his direction. I'll bet you anything he'll go into one of his trances."
Robin laughed. "There is no way I'm going to wave my ass in Beast Boy's face for your amusement."
"HA!" shouted Cyborg. "You're not Robin-you're Chicken! An entirely different bird!" Robin glared at Cyborg. "No, I have dignity. And, I don't want to encourage him, in case you're right."
"Well, it's not like you'd refuse him. You like Beast Boy too."
"I do NOT!" Robin shouted.
"Suit yourself'" said Cyborg. "But I know better!" Robin, blushing, shot Cyborg another look.
Just then, Raven and Starfire walked into the kitchen. "Anyone for scrambled eggs?" asked Starfire.
"You better stop her, she's about to eat your young!" Cyborg muttered to Robin in a quiet voice, and made a clucking sound like a chicken. Robin glared at Cyborg. Cyborg burst out laughing.
Raven cast a curious glance at Cyborg.
"Don't ask'" said Robin.
"Did I miss something funny?" said Beast Boy as he entered the kitchen. "Who wants tofu eggs? "He glanced around the room. Everyone was shaking their heads no except for Robin, who appeared to be staring a hole in his cereal bowl. "Robin?" asked Beast Boy. "Tofu eggs?"
"No thanks," answered Robin. "I was just leaving." He stood but Cyborg had eased his foot over, trapping Robin's shoelace. It pulled and untied as Robin moved away from the table.
"Your shoe's untied," said Cyborg, a huge grin on his face.
Robin scowled. "Paybacks are Hell," he said, and bent over, not realizing he was aiming his rear end in Beast Boy's direction.
...Beast Boy woke with a start. Had he really fallen asleep at the table? 'It's those dreams. They must be making me lose sleep', he thought. What was this one about? Tofu eggs? Cyborg laughing? Robin's butt? Oh well, difficult to think of dreams with Robin here, and no one else. "Let's go up to my room after breakfast" says Robin. "I want to do some special training with you." Robin walked over to Beast Boy and kissed him. Beast Boy parted his lips slightly, allowing Robin's tongue entrance. Robin ran his hands over Beast Boy's chest, paying special attention to Beast Boy's nipples, erect against his tight uniform. Beast Boy gasped, and reaching down, cupped Robin's ample package in is hand. "Let's skip breakfast," he panted, breaking the kiss.
"I told you so," Cyborg said to Robin as they watched Beast Boy, who was staring blankly
into space. "Maybe you should have a talk with that boy."