Disclaimer: Leave me alone... I'm not an alien. What are you smokin? Crack?
I DON'T OWN UR FREAKING ZELDA!
I don't see why he wanted me to leave so soon. Tonight I think will be interesting. Wonder what Ganondork wants outta me. I think I'll kill him tonight, and the Princess tomorrow. This will be fun, I'm gunna make the best out of things. Tonight the villagers and my boss, tomorrow the rest of Hyrule!
"HEY ZELDA! LOOK AT ME NOW! I'M PERFECT AREN'T I?" Link laughed insanely as he broke down doors; shedding the blood of young and old alike. Violently shredding the bodies making sure no one could survive.
In one house, he killed a boys mother, cooked her up, drinking her blood and ate her meat and flesh right infront of the young boy, then tortured him until he died. Carrying on like a serial killer, Link destroyed the peace in the Castle Square, leaving no survivors, and no sign of life.
Before heading back to Ganon, Link looked at the castle. In a burst a fury and anger he yelled his final words of the day, "ZELDA! I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME! AFTER GANON YOUR NEXT! YOU AND YOU FAT FATHER! I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I HATE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID AND DONE TO ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M DESTROYED! YOU MURDERED ME! HOW CAN YOU SIT UP THERE IN YOU'RE FRICKEN CASTLE ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY AND NO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOUSELF! YOU MAKE ME SICK!"
I don't see why he wanted me to leave so soon. Tonight I think will be interesting. Wonder what Ganondork wants outta me. I think I'll kill him tonight, and the Princess tomorrow. This will be fun, I'm gunna make the best out of things. Tonight the villagers and my boss, tomorrow the rest of Hyrule!
"HEY ZELDA! LOOK AT ME NOW! I'M PERFECT AREN'T I?" Link laughed insanely as he broke down doors; shedding the blood of young and old alike. Violently shredding the bodies making sure no one could survive.
In one house, he killed a boys mother, cooked her up, drinking her blood and ate her meat and flesh right infront of the young boy, then tortured him until he died. Carrying on like a serial killer, Link destroyed the peace in the Castle Square, leaving no survivors, and no sign of life.
Before heading back to Ganon, Link looked at the castle. In a burst a fury and anger he yelled his final words of the day, "ZELDA! I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME! AFTER GANON YOUR NEXT! YOU AND YOU FAT FATHER! I HATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! I HATE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID AND DONE TO ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M DESTROYED! YOU MURDERED ME! HOW CAN YOU SIT UP THERE IN YOU'RE FRICKEN CASTLE ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY AND NO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOUSELF! YOU MAKE ME SICK!"