Disclaimer: James Potter is not mine, he's Charm12's! lawyers enter uh, hehehe, sorry, Charm, James is Jk Rowling's....take that, you fiends!
a/n: Not very many of us in here. This is for you, Charm12.
James swooped down off the field from his broomstick, letting go and pounding the air with his fists in triumph as the disheartened Hufflepuffs got off. It took half the team to get him to come down.
"Hey, Padfoot, wasn't I amazing?" he shouted to a boy running over. (cue: fangirls giggle)
Sirius brushed his hair out of his eyes. "Yeah, I'd say that was pretty good," he said with a grin. "Best Chaser in Hogwarts, as always."
James smiled at him. "Hey, let's stay out here a bit," he suggested when his other friends, Peter and Remus came over.
Peter looked apologetic. "Sorry, James, but I have to finish that essay on transfiguration," he said sheepishly.
"Aw, Wormtail," scoffed Sirius, "you have plenty of time, it's Friday afternoon."
"And a Hogsmeade weekend," added Peter. Sirius shrugged.
"Good point," he said. Peter jogged up to the castle. He wasn't that chubby, but he certainly wasn't lean like the other three, and he wasn't as tall, either.
"Shameful," said Sirius, shaking his head. The trio walked over towards the cluster of trees that was so infamous with them and sat in the shade. Their fourth year was almost over.
"Brings back memories, eh?" Sirius mentioned. "I snogged countless girls back there, you know." He jabbed his thumb towards the shade behind the trees.
"No kidding," laughed James. "So, what did you think of the game?" he asked Remus.
"I thought it was-"
They were interrupted by some noises behind there. Snogging? No, there were girl's voices. (a/n: no more slash!!!) Slytherin spies? They didn't sound it.
"Charm, you stepped on me!' hissed Girls' Voice #1. It sounded like it hurt. "Oh, my poor toes..."
"Quit whining!" said Girl's Voice #2. "Is Jamesie really close by?"
"I'm the f#%ing author, of course he is!" whispered Girls' Voice #1.
"Watch your language," snapped Girl #2. She walked out from behind the trees, in a tank top and shorts. James' jaw dropped open. Sirius grinned and Remus couldn't suppress a smile.
"No more pining over Evans," said Sirius in Remus' ear.
"Hey, I'm James!" he called to her. The girl squealed and ran over, yelling, "You're my new favorite author, Sincerity!!"
"Sincerity?" echoed Remus in disbelief. Sirius raised an eyebrow at him.
Remus blushed furiously and looked away but Sirius elbowed him, smirking.
"Hey, Jamesie, I'm Charm. Oh, can I call you that?"
James nodded. She giggled. "Hey, let's go back behind the trees and, er, practice tying shoes."
James nodded again and let her drag him away. They pushed past a sullen-looking, slender girl stepping out from the trees. She brushed her clothes off and glared at the pair in disgust, then continued walking towards Sirius and Remus, muttering sourly to herself. Remus and Sirius exchanged looks and overheard a bit of her speech: "Just look at the state of my clothes!!...bleedin' fangirls, at least this isn't a Sirius situation, then I'd have a herd of screaming groupies on my hands, and why the bloody hell me, anyway?...god, this is random. Oh, well, at least I look fairly decent this time."
She looked up. "Hey, guys," she sighed. "I'd let you accompany him, but he's kind of busy."
Sirius laughed. "Yeah, I got that!" he said.
Remus didn't look her in the eye. She noticed he was pretty uncomfortable.
"What's wrong?"
"Oh? Nothing," he stammered. Sirius winked at him and he turned crimson.
"Right," she said skeptically, but didn't push it. Sirius eyed her clothes- a black t-shirt, black bracelets, dark blue jeans and black shoes.
"Sincerity, you've...changed." He voiced.
"For the better, I hoped. Why?" she asked, not really focused, sitting down between the pair.
"No reason," he said, and changed the subject. "So, what did you drop by for?"
"I'm chaperoning a rabid fangirl," she said sarcastically.
"A fangirl? How come James gets a fangirl?" complained Sirius.
"Because if I brought all of your fangirls, I would need a circus tent and a whip to keep them all in check," she said, looking over at the sky.
Sirius nodded. "Cool," he said. "So does that make you the lion tamer or what?"
Sincerity looked over at Remus, who was "not listening" to the conversation. She socked his arm playfully.
"Nah. I'm just a werewolf tamer," she laughed.
Sirius laughed- then stopped laughing. Remus turned around to stare at her, his mouth slightly open. Sincerity looked back and forth between them, confused, then cowered a bit and whispered, "Oh, shit."
"How do you know Remus is a werewolf?" Sirius gasped. Remus glared at him,
"I mean, what makes you think he's one?" he said hastily.
She took a deep breath. "I can't tell you."
"Okay, whatever," said Remus incredulously, then stopped looking at her.
"What house are you in?" Sirius asked.
She squinted at him. "What is with you and the damn houses?!"
"Nothing," he replied. He looked over at Remus, who was still "not listening".
"Hey, would you two mind being alone?" he asked. "I've got to check up on Peter."
He got up and left. He would have loved to sneak up on them again, but the twin shocked stares they gave him as he walked away was enough. (a/n: more Sirius in upcoming chapters, sorry! He needs a group of fangirls.)
There was a silence.
"Hey, Sincerity," Remus said awkwardly.
"Hey, Remus." Sincerity glanced over, then quickly looked away. "Wow, I never imagined this'd be so....hard."
"Yeah," Remus said uneasily. There was another silence. Then Remus said, "So- do you want to- well, you know."
They listened to the noises emanating form the area behind the trees.
Sincerity shuddered. "Not like that, I don't."
"Thank God." Remus said, relieved.
"Thank God that I do, or thank god that I don't want to like that?"
Remus thought for a moment. "Both," he said finally.
She brushed away the hair in his face and he laughed softly, then pulled her closer and kissed her. And she kissed him back. And since they were in a secluded place, he kissed her a bit more fiercely then he normally did. And she responded with equal passion. And soon it was full-fledged snogging.
But it's not that terrible. I mean, they could be Charm and James. Urgh.
Two hours later----
"Remus, oh, Remus, please," sincerity moaned, tangling her hands in his hair.
"Sincerity, oh god."
And that would've continued so fluffily I dare not write it if a voice hadn't shrieked,
"James! You bastard!" and then giggled.
Remus and Sincerity brought their lips apart, still in eachother's arms, as the cliché goes. But both of them being more sensible than romantic, they soon broke away entirely.
Then Sincerity fell back into his arms and he leaned back, calm. They looked at the sky.
"Isn't this typical?" scoffed Remus, not harshly.
"Yeah," said Sincerity, gazing at the sky. Remus followed her eyes.
"I mean, look," he said. "It's sunset."
"Mmmhhmmm," Sincerity murmured. She sunk into his arms again.
This fact took 6.8 seconds to sink in.
They bolted upright and both shrieked, "SUNSET???"
Remus was up on his feet, and he helped her up. "I guess I'll see you," he said softly.
"Yeah."
"Hopefully soon."
"Thanks," she blushed again, and waved him good-bye. She looked after him a bit, a little quiet moment, one of the few quiet moments of Sincerity Inkwell. Then she went back behind the trees, pulled the lust-crazed pair off one another, and somehow managed to keep them apart long enough to transport herself and Charm12 back to fanfiction dot net.
At Fanfiction dot net:
Charm12's abode- "Wow! I am so happy!" Charm dances around a bit.
Sincerity Inkwell's: "I can't believe I messed with his memories like that. Remus is gonna kill me when a get a back to BTT." A pause. "Everyone's gonna kill me when I get back to BTT! I can' t believe I cancelled last chapter!" A shorter pause. "Lunar Blade and IloveMoony04 are gonna kill me, too." Another pause, then, panicky: "All of the Remus fangirls are gonna kill me! Where's Chloe? I gotta move in with her RIGHT NOW!"
Sincerity franticly searches fanfiction dot net for someone who will let her stay with them for a time in hopes to avoid the enraged Remus fangirls.
At Hogwarts again:
"Hey, Remus, you have red lipstick on your lips." James said with a sly grin. Remus looked completely embarrassed as he wiped off Sincerity's gothic style dark, blood red lipstick.
Then he looked back at James and grinned. "You have bright red lipstick on your lips." James wiped it off hurriedly. "All gone?"
"Don't forget your teeth," Remus laughed. James blushed and wiped them off, too.
"That it?"
"You have it on your collar, too." James looked really embarrassed now.
"Now?"
"Don't forget your pants. Oh, you might want to button those top buttons on your shirt back up."
James paled and got with the buttoning.
"Now?"
"Well, let's get you to the infirmary. I'm sure no one will ask where you got those bite marks on your neck..."
Remus could be heard laughing all the way up to school, and even though it was really hot out, James potter wore a scarf for a week.
Well, I thought it was funny. Hopefully next up: Lily and Atrus!