DISCLAIMER: I do not own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" or "Dragonball Z" (though I wish that I did). Kitt, Kat, Risika, Tengu, Tigra, and Koneko belong to AnimeKat 2002. Prue, Nikkia, Aerro, and Mackenzie belong to Prudence. However, I do own Ryoko, Hoofamon, Kenyamon, Shinmon, Plague, Zoe, Wolf, Merlin, Muff, and Sin.
First Day of School
The next morning, after getting everyone up and eating breakfast, Ryoko, Plague, Sin, Wolf, Zoe, Shinmon, Hoofamon, Kenyamon, Yugi, Téa, Malik, Mokuba, Bakura, Duke, Tristan, Joey, and Kaiba all somehow managed to fit into the cramped school bus #28. The bus driver, Steve, was extremely suspicious and asked Ryoko who the new guests were.
"Foreign exchange students," she explained with an innocent shrug. Duke looked over at Sin.
"Man, for living out in the middle of nowhere, there sure are a lot of kids," he said in wonder. Sin merely nodded and did not say a word.
"MOVE, YOU LITTE SHIT!!!" Plague screamed as she shoved an elementary kid out of his seat at the back of the bus. Ryoko sat with her friend, Abram, as usual. A healthy sized sophomore whom Ryoko had known since the sixth grade, he had short cropped brown hair and gray eyes.
"Are they who I think they are?" He asked in astonishment as he watched Bakura sit with Tristan. Ryoko gladly explained to him what was going on, though she was not sure if he took her seriously or not. During the entire bus ride, most of the kids kept asking Yugi and the others if they were fans of "Yu-Gi-Oh!" They said that they were and spent most of the ride talking to the children about the show---all except for Kaiba. At one point during the ride, Steve turned a sharp corner. Plague, who had the small boy whom she had shoved out of the seat sitting next to her, smiled evilly.
"NASCAR!!!" She screamed, shoving the kid out of the seat again. Ryoko threw her geometry book at Plague and hit her in the head with it.
"Be nice!" Ryoko said scornfully.
"FUCK YOU!!!" Plague retorted. Kenyamon cheerfully picked up the geometry book from the floor and Hoofamon eyed it with contempt.
When they arrived at Patrick Henry High School, the group all filed out of the bus, stretching their cramped muscles and groaning.
"Man, how do you stand being crammed together like sardines?" Tristan asked as he popped his neck, causing Hoofamon to cringe.
"Well, when you've been riding that bus for most of your life, you get used to it," Ryoko said with a smile.
"What's with all of the guys dressed up like cowboys?" Duke asked as three boys in Wranglers, boots, and cowboy hats walked by.
"Rednecks. They're everywhere," Plague answered. Meanwhile, Kenyamon was happily chatting away with Téa.
"And one time when we were at Petsmart, Prue, Kitt, and Ryoko entertained themselves for half an hour watching hamsters running each other over with the exercise wheel! Oh, and they had these two chinchillas that were separated by glass and Kitt named the hyper one Goku and the antisocial one on the other side of the glass Vegeta. And Goku kept leaping at the glass and we were laughing about him probably saying, 'Hey, Vegeta!' Right before he'd smash his face into the glass!" Téa laughed as Kenyamon told her this, wondering what type of girls she was about to meet. If hamsters running on a hamster wheel could entertain them, then they must be interesting people! Ryoko turned to them as they approached the door that would lead them to the hallway outside of the cafeteria.
"Okay, behave yourselves and kiss your sanity goodbye," she said as she put her hand on the door handle. Yugi swallowed nervously as she opened the door and they filed inside of the building. Teenagers were talking in the hall and were either standing or sitting. Most of them stared at the new students. Several of the girls giggled when they spotted the boys while the guys gawked at Téa and the other girls. Approaching the cafeteria, Ryoko stopped. "We have to wait for the door," she said.
"Why?" Mokuba asked. His question was answered as a girl with shoulder length blonde hair, blue eyes, and brown black tipped fox ears and a tail similar to Ryoko's was repeatedly slamming the door onto the head of someone lying in the floor. She was wearing blue jeans, white and blue tennis shoes, and a yellow and black t-shirt.
"WHERE'S LUMPY?!" The girl demanded for the umpteenth time, slamming the door on the man's head.
"I don't know, woman! I don't have your Lumpy!" He cried.
"BULL SHIT!!!" The girl screamed as she slammed the door on his head again.
"Who the heck---" Bakura began.
"Hi, Prudence!" Ryoko greeted cheerfully. The girl looked up, a crazed look in her eye.
"Oh! Hi, Ryoko!" She said. Kenyamon walked over and looked at the man lying on the floor. He had spiky black hair and a large widow's peak and wore blue jeans, black boots, a black shirt, and a denim jacket.
"Beating up Vegeta, again?" She asked. Prue nodded.
"Yeah, because he stole my Lumpy!" She said, glaring down at the unconscious Saiyan prince. Malik spotted something brown and furry sticking out of Vegeta's coat pocket. Prue followed his gaze and bent down and pulled out a stuffed moose and stared at it.
"Lumpy..." She said wistfully. She shifted her gaze to Vegeta. "FUCKER!!!" She shouted, slamming the door on his head once more. Zoe looked over at a shocked Bakura.
"Kill Bill," she explained as Ryoko followed Prue into the cafeteria. Plague looked down at Vegeta.
"Vegeta 3:16 says, 'She whooped your ass!'" She shouted, kicking him in the head as she passed.
"I don't think he needs anymore brain damage," Duke noted.
"After living with Prue, I don't think he has a brain LEFT to damage," Wolf sighed. The others filed into the cafeteria. Shinmon stopped dead in his tracks and Malik bumped into him.
"What's up?" He asked the cat boy.
"DUCK AND COVER!!!" Kenyamon shouted as she shoved Malik away from Shinmon.
"KIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!" Shouted a speeding blur followed by a cloud of dust.
"Oh dear---" Shinmon never got to finish as Kitt tackled him twenty feet away into the middle of the cafeteria floor. Several people merely glanced at them for a second before turning back to their breakfast. This was considered a normal morning.
"Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty," Kitt sang as she cuddled a stunned Shinmon.
"Don't kill him," said a tall man with messy black hair in an orange and blue gi as he plucked Kitt off of Shinmon with one hand. When the man set Kitt on her feet, she turned and glared at him.
"My kitty," she said defensively, grabbing Shinmon's tail and hugging it. Kitt was taller than both Prue and Ryoko and had curly brown hair tipped in pink that reached past her shoulders and blue eyes. She was wearing baggy black pants, white and blue tennis shoes, and a gray "Dragonball Z" t-shirt with a Super Saiyan Goku on the back.
"Morning, Goku," Ryoko said to the man as she headed for her usual seat at one of the tables after getting a chicken biscuit from the breakfast line. The others sat down near her while Mokuba left to stand in line behind a young brown haired girl. The Saiyan turned around.
"Hey, Ryo---What in the hell?!" Goku asked as he saw everyone.
"They kinda appeared unexpectedly and we're trying to help them find their way back to their world," Kenyamon stated as she sat down. Sin leaned against the wall and Plague stood nearby.
"Where the hell is Kat?!" She demanded. A girl with yellow eyes, long black hair, cat ears, and tail dressed in a red shirt and black pants looked at her.
"Where do you think?" The cat girl asked. A sudden explosion was heard from somewhere upstairs inside of the building.
"Does that answer your question?" Asked another black haired girl, who looked a lot like Goku. She, too, was dressed in a red shirt and wore baggy blue jeans.
"DAMMIT, I TOLD HER TO WAIT FOR ME TO GET HERE BEFORE SHE MIXED THAT NITRO IN THE CHEMISTRY LAB!!!" Plague swore loudly. Téa leaned towards Ryoko.
"Who're they?" She asked.
"The cat girl's Koneko and the other one's Tengu," Ryoko explained. "Watch out for Tigra, though. She was thirteen when she---"
"Especially you, ass muncher," Plague interrupted, glaring at Kaiba.
"Why should I be afraid of some stupid thirteen year-old?" He asked.
"Because she's a 300 year-old vampire who LOOKS thirteen and she's standing right behind you," Wolf said uneasily. Kaiba turned around and looked down at a pale girl with long black hair and black eyes. She was dressed in a red shirt, a black and red striped skirt, black thigh high stockings, and black shoes. She smiled deviously at Kaiba, just enough to show her fangs.
"Hi," she hissed. Kaiba took an involuntary step backward.
"Good morning, Tigra!" Ryoko greeted cheerfully. Tigra's cold gaze looked at her, then scanned the others.
"Good morning... My ass," Tigra scoffed. She calmly looked at Kaiba, who glared uneasily back at her. "I'm going to the hospital. I'll be back to make your lives a living hell." With that, the vampire left the cafeteria. All was silent until Yugi looked around at everyone.
"Hospital?" He asked.
"That's where she gets blood," Goku replied as he sat down with Kitt. Shinmon clambered into his seat at the end of the table away from Kitt as Ryoko quickly explained to her friends why the "Yu-Gi-Oh!" cast was at school. Suddenly, a small girl with long brown hair and purple eyes tugged on the back of Goku's shirt. She was wearing a purple baseball cap, black pants, brown shoes, and a white shirt with long purple sleeves.
"Daddy, daddy! Guess what?" She asked. Goku smiled down at the ten year-old.
"What, Risika?" He asked.
"I found a boy!" Risika announced, pointing to Mokuba as he stood next to her.
"WHAT?!" Goku cried. Mokuba stopped sipping his carton of orange juice and froze as Goku stared at him. Goku glared at Prue.
"I had nothing to do with this!" She said, holding up her hands defensively.
"Damn you, woman!" Prue looked up as Vegeta approached the table, clutching a large black bruise on his head.
"Rise and shine," Joey said to him as he sat down.
"DAMN ME, NOTHING!!! YOU STOLE MY LUMPY, BILL!!!" Prue roared. Vegeta shrank back.
"Veggie cowers before the wrath of Prudence," said a blonde girl with dark brown eyes. This was Mykinzie, and she was just as obsessed with random and shiny things as Kenyamon and Prue were. She was dressed in a black trench coat, a blue spaghetti strap tank top with a fishnet shirt over it, black flare pants, and blue shoes with red flames on the sides. She looked at Tristan. "Bill is Veggie's nickname, by the way," she said. A Japanese girl with long black hair and brown eyes dressed in a red and white traditional samurai outfit walked into the cafeteria, covered in blood.
"God, Nikkia! Who'd you kill this time?" Prue asked the assassin.
"Aerro?" Asked Sin.
"I wish," replied the blood bathed woman as she sat by herself at a nearby table. A tall girl with shoulder length pink hair and green eyes ran into the cafeteria, covered in black soot. She wore a purple tank top that showed her stomach, baggy blue pants with black stripes, black army boots, black half-fingered gloves, black and blue wristbands, and black thong straps were visible on her hips. On her left arm was a strange black tattoo.
"I didn't do it," the girl said as Kitt glared at her yami. Plague grabbed the girl by the shirt and shook her.
"KAT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT WAITING FOR ME BEFORE YOU BLEW UP THE CHEMISTRY LAB?!" Plague demanded. Kat punched the psycho fox girl and got away from her friend's iron grip.
"Who pissed in your apple juice? There's still plenty more chemicals left and enough rooms in this damn building to go around, plus the football stadium! Besides, I was testing something out," Kat replied.
"THEN WHERE THE HELL IS AERRO?!" Plague screamed. As if on cue, a girl leaped through a nearby window, shattering the glass everywhere as she screamed a Xena war cry. She landed on one of the tables and struck a pose with her sword. She was dressed in dark khaki pants, a camouflage t-shirt, and dark brown boots. Her long black hair was streaked with red and she had hazel eyes.
"Shit, my day's just been shot all to hell," Nikkia said as she cleaned blood off of her sword.
"What did I say about bringing that sword?" Prue asked her yami. Aerro flipped her off and Prue's jaw went slack. "Rude, mean, inconsiderate..."
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Everyone jumped as Aerro screamed when she spotted everyone.
"Must I explain AGAIN?" Ryoko sighed. Thankfully, Prue saved her the trouble and told Aerro what was going on. Kat, Nikkia, and Vegeta listened in.
"So, there's going to be even more idiots running around?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah, so shut up and get used to it, Bill," Prue said as she smacked the bruise on his forehead. Vegeta snarled and clasped his head. Ryoko looked at the clock.
"Guess what time it is?" She asked. Kenyamon threw her hands up in the air.
"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!" She squealed.
"No, it's time to go to my locker and get ready to start the day," Ryoko said.
"Like hell!" Aerro said. She, Kat, and Plague left the cafeteria.
"Everyone, tread with caution," said Kitt as she and the others got up. "When they're running loose in the school, who knows how many limbs you'll have left by the end of the day!"