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Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, or Golliwogs...
Chapter 2: Attacked! By a Toy?
=1st person: Kaiba=
There was a rustling sound coming from a bush that Mokuba was staring at. "Seto? There's something in that bush. I'm scared big brother!"
I sighed, "Mokuba there's nothing to be scared about, it's probably just a squirrel or something."
"Mokuba! Kaiba! Where are you!" Yugi, his friends (and Weevil) yelled, before catching up to them to find themselves staring at the noisy bush. Which was now snickering.
The snickering continued, and the optimistic Yugi cried out "There's someone in that bush!" When did you figure that out wise guy. "Téa might be in there!"
Everyone sweat dropped. "Yug! Why would Téa be hiding in a bush and snickering at us?!" Joey said matter-of-factly.
Hmm, now that's the smartest thing I've ever heard Wheeler say.
"Well we won't know unless we take a look." Yugi said. But then, suddenly out of the bush came a dark ragdoll-like thing. It wore a red and black polka-dotted bow tie, yellow and purple splotchy pants, and its hair was as dark as its chocolate brown skin and looked like a lions mane.
"Oh wow! A Golliwog!" came the excited cry of my little brother. A Golliwog, one of those silly toys? Here? Impossible! But I can't be going crazy. "Seto can we take him home, pleeeease!" There is no way in hell I am going to even touch that, thing.
"Mokuba surely you don't need that, maybe I'll get you a nice, new one later."
"Yay! Thanks big brother." Mokuba smiled.
I smiled too, I always want to make Mokuba happy.
Meanwhile the Golliwog was dancing around in circles singing a strange song in Golliwog language. Yugi and the rest were watching intently, fascinated by such a different specimen. After about four minutes and forty-two seconds of their gawping at the ridiculous dancing toy, Mai finally asked it about where Téa's whereabouts.
In reply to this the Golliwog smiled, it was an evil smile, not quite a smirk. It wasn't too friendly all the same. I just realised why that mischievous little rat-bag was smiling, and doing that ridiculous Golliwog dance. It was an enchantment, a curse, and the next moment I felt strange. I looked around me and instead of seeing Mokuba, Yugi, and everyone else, they were replaced with household appliances, and the Golliwog was gone.
I also had been turned into a kitchen appliance. I was now cursed to be a fridge for eternity. I wondered what that Golliwog had turned Mokuba into so I called out his name. Suprisingly I could actually speak as a fridge.
Mokuba answered and his voice came from above me, he must be a freezer then. To my great relief Mokuba sounded unharmed. "Mokuba! are you aright?" "I'm fine big bro." To my great relief Mokuba sounded unharmed.
Yugi, who was now a toaster, asked the same question I asked Mokuba to everyone else. They were all fine. I discovered that Wheeler was a blender, Mai a teapot, Bakura was a kettle, Malik was now a microwave and Weevil was turned into a pomegranate, which was strange because a pomegranate was not a kitchen appliance, but a fruit.
"We have to fix this, I can't lose my fabulous figure for this thing!" Mai wailed like a small child.
"Malik, Yugi, do you think our Millennium Items could be of any assistance?" Bakura asked, wanting to help.
"Bakura, are we even carrying our Millennium Items? I'm a microwave! How is a microwave supposed to use or even carry the Millennium Rod?" Malik said, annoyed that he couldn't use his Millennium Item.
"Well, I can feel the presence of the Millennium Puzzle, so I guess we have them somewhere." Yugi said. "But we can't use them until we actually know where they are."
"Goodbye beauty." Mai said
"Oh Mai, relax, we'll get out of this some way or another, and well, I think you're the most beautiful teapot I have ever seen." said a slightly pink kettle. (AKA Bakura)
"Really? You mean it?"
"Ahh! I must be losing my mind, there is no way this could be happening!" yelled the poor confused Joey at the top of his lungs.
"Hmph, I didn't know you even had a mind, Wheeler. If you did, like you just said, you mustn't have ever used it." I commented. Someone had to tell that stupid baboon exactly how stupid he really is.
Joey replied to my completely obvious observation with a string of insults. There was so many, and he said so many random things that I couldn't even remember what they were just after he said it. He just wasn't making any sense. "Wheeler sorry to disappoint you, but you don't seem to be speaking in English. I don't understand gibberish."
"Why you! I'd watch my mouth if I were you! 'Cause when I'm through with you-"
Idiot. "Ha! Yeah right, what are you going to do Wheeler? You seem to be forgetting that you are a blender, and I am a refrigerator. I am seven times your size!" That seemed to shut the stupid blender up.
"Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt, but we need to find Téa!" Yugi pointed out. Then as if on que Téa appeared from a blackberry bush.
"Ouch! Thorns I never listen to Yugi again! It's his fault that I'm lost and attacked be these thorns. Hey, what's that over there?" Téa said, eyeing the kitchenware in the middle of the forest.
"Téa! Téa! Where over here! Help us!" screamed the helpless Yugi, Joey, and Bakura. Whereas the rest of us weren't stupid enough to believe Téa would actually be able to talk to toasters. We were right. She had no idea of the 'Curse of the Golliwog' or the fact that we were all turned into the things that lay before her eyes.
"Wow! Free stuff! You don't get a deal better than that! I'll take all this stuff home. I can't believe my luck!" Téa said excitedly, but then her happiness disappeared as she said "But I really shouldn't leave Yugi and the others here to look for me and get themselves killed. Apparently there are some pretty violent moose's at this time of year. Oh well. Wait! I know! I'll write them a note saying I've gone home." And Téa started scribbling a note on a piece of paper.
I never thought anything could be more pathetic. How would we ever be able to find a little piece of paper in a giant forest even if we were our normal selves.
Yugi was the only one who had not yet given up hope that Téa might be able to hear him. It was getting quite annoying.
Téa finished scribbling her note and pinned it on a tree...
Ok 2nd chapter done. Hee Hee! I love Golliwogs! There so cute and misunderstood...sniff...poor Golliwogs... Make the Golliwogs feel better by reviewing!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, or Golliwogs...
Chapter 2: Attacked! By a Toy?
=1st person: Kaiba=
There was a rustling sound coming from a bush that Mokuba was staring at. "Seto? There's something in that bush. I'm scared big brother!"
I sighed, "Mokuba there's nothing to be scared about, it's probably just a squirrel or something."
"Mokuba! Kaiba! Where are you!" Yugi, his friends (and Weevil) yelled, before catching up to them to find themselves staring at the noisy bush. Which was now snickering.
The snickering continued, and the optimistic Yugi cried out "There's someone in that bush!" When did you figure that out wise guy. "Téa might be in there!"
Everyone sweat dropped. "Yug! Why would Téa be hiding in a bush and snickering at us?!" Joey said matter-of-factly.
Hmm, now that's the smartest thing I've ever heard Wheeler say.
"Well we won't know unless we take a look." Yugi said. But then, suddenly out of the bush came a dark ragdoll-like thing. It wore a red and black polka-dotted bow tie, yellow and purple splotchy pants, and its hair was as dark as its chocolate brown skin and looked like a lions mane.
"Oh wow! A Golliwog!" came the excited cry of my little brother. A Golliwog, one of those silly toys? Here? Impossible! But I can't be going crazy. "Seto can we take him home, pleeeease!" There is no way in hell I am going to even touch that, thing.
"Mokuba surely you don't need that, maybe I'll get you a nice, new one later."
"Yay! Thanks big brother." Mokuba smiled.
I smiled too, I always want to make Mokuba happy.
Meanwhile the Golliwog was dancing around in circles singing a strange song in Golliwog language. Yugi and the rest were watching intently, fascinated by such a different specimen. After about four minutes and forty-two seconds of their gawping at the ridiculous dancing toy, Mai finally asked it about where Téa's whereabouts.
In reply to this the Golliwog smiled, it was an evil smile, not quite a smirk. It wasn't too friendly all the same. I just realised why that mischievous little rat-bag was smiling, and doing that ridiculous Golliwog dance. It was an enchantment, a curse, and the next moment I felt strange. I looked around me and instead of seeing Mokuba, Yugi, and everyone else, they were replaced with household appliances, and the Golliwog was gone.
I also had been turned into a kitchen appliance. I was now cursed to be a fridge for eternity. I wondered what that Golliwog had turned Mokuba into so I called out his name. Suprisingly I could actually speak as a fridge.
Mokuba answered and his voice came from above me, he must be a freezer then. To my great relief Mokuba sounded unharmed. "Mokuba! are you aright?" "I'm fine big bro." To my great relief Mokuba sounded unharmed.
Yugi, who was now a toaster, asked the same question I asked Mokuba to everyone else. They were all fine. I discovered that Wheeler was a blender, Mai a teapot, Bakura was a kettle, Malik was now a microwave and Weevil was turned into a pomegranate, which was strange because a pomegranate was not a kitchen appliance, but a fruit.
"We have to fix this, I can't lose my fabulous figure for this thing!" Mai wailed like a small child.
"Malik, Yugi, do you think our Millennium Items could be of any assistance?" Bakura asked, wanting to help.
"Bakura, are we even carrying our Millennium Items? I'm a microwave! How is a microwave supposed to use or even carry the Millennium Rod?" Malik said, annoyed that he couldn't use his Millennium Item.
"Well, I can feel the presence of the Millennium Puzzle, so I guess we have them somewhere." Yugi said. "But we can't use them until we actually know where they are."
"Goodbye beauty." Mai said
"Oh Mai, relax, we'll get out of this some way or another, and well, I think you're the most beautiful teapot I have ever seen." said a slightly pink kettle. (AKA Bakura)
"Really? You mean it?"
"Ahh! I must be losing my mind, there is no way this could be happening!" yelled the poor confused Joey at the top of his lungs.
"Hmph, I didn't know you even had a mind, Wheeler. If you did, like you just said, you mustn't have ever used it." I commented. Someone had to tell that stupid baboon exactly how stupid he really is.
Joey replied to my completely obvious observation with a string of insults. There was so many, and he said so many random things that I couldn't even remember what they were just after he said it. He just wasn't making any sense. "Wheeler sorry to disappoint you, but you don't seem to be speaking in English. I don't understand gibberish."
"Why you! I'd watch my mouth if I were you! 'Cause when I'm through with you-"
Idiot. "Ha! Yeah right, what are you going to do Wheeler? You seem to be forgetting that you are a blender, and I am a refrigerator. I am seven times your size!" That seemed to shut the stupid blender up.
"Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt, but we need to find Téa!" Yugi pointed out. Then as if on que Téa appeared from a blackberry bush.
"Ouch! Thorns I never listen to Yugi again! It's his fault that I'm lost and attacked be these thorns. Hey, what's that over there?" Téa said, eyeing the kitchenware in the middle of the forest.
"Téa! Téa! Where over here! Help us!" screamed the helpless Yugi, Joey, and Bakura. Whereas the rest of us weren't stupid enough to believe Téa would actually be able to talk to toasters. We were right. She had no idea of the 'Curse of the Golliwog' or the fact that we were all turned into the things that lay before her eyes.
"Wow! Free stuff! You don't get a deal better than that! I'll take all this stuff home. I can't believe my luck!" Téa said excitedly, but then her happiness disappeared as she said "But I really shouldn't leave Yugi and the others here to look for me and get themselves killed. Apparently there are some pretty violent moose's at this time of year. Oh well. Wait! I know! I'll write them a note saying I've gone home." And Téa started scribbling a note on a piece of paper.
I never thought anything could be more pathetic. How would we ever be able to find a little piece of paper in a giant forest even if we were our normal selves.
Yugi was the only one who had not yet given up hope that Téa might be able to hear him. It was getting quite annoying.
Téa finished scribbling her note and pinned it on a tree...
Ok 2nd chapter done. Hee Hee! I love Golliwogs! There so cute and misunderstood...sniff...poor Golliwogs... Make the Golliwogs feel better by reviewing!