Chapter: One
Title: The Beginning
Author: Zelli
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Tanni and Zelli hadn't really meant to chronicle their mission to Rhûn, as it is still a rather sensitive subject for the both of them. But when Tanni ran across the following MemeGen, things started snowballing.
Movie Partners (Girls Only!) by churchbabe
Your Username - Tinuviel06
Lord of the Rings Partner - Aragorn
Star Wars Partner - Mace Windu
Pirates of the Caribbean Partner - Captain Jack Sparrow
Finding Nemo Partner - Nigel
Harry Potter Partner - Severus Snape
Not to be outdone, Zelli went and took the MemeGen herself.
Movie Partners (Girls Only!) by churchbabe
Your Username - Azurial
Lord of the Rings Partner - Éomer
Star Wars Partner - Mace Windu
Pirates of the Caribbean Partner - Will Turner
Finding Nemo Partner - Gill
Harry Potter Partner - Harry Potter
This would have been fine and dandy if Zelli hadn't decided to shoot of her mouth with the following comment...
Well... suffice to say, Tanni was rather annoyed with Zelli's little comment.Pokies Tanni Haha... have your man... and Will... and Harry... haha... my harem comes at my beck and call...
Anyway, they suddenly realized how similar this was to the beginning of their mission to Rhûn. Zelli had invited Éomer over to her castle in Anfalas to plot a few things for Tanni's birthday, which was roughly ten months away, but it never hurt to start planning early. Tanni had received some rather disturbing news from some of her people and something in Rhûn seemed to be the source of the problem. But when Tanni was gathering her éored together, she'd been unable to find her husband. A little birdie told her that Éomer was at Zelli's castle and Tanni took it the wrong way somewhat. She charged in right when Zelli and Éomer were eating sundaes and well... everything went from there.Gasp Tears well up in eyes ........NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's okay... SNIFF! ... I know that he wouldn't leave me willingly......You lured, wounded, drugged, then dragged him off to some god-forsaken hidey-hole DIDN'T YOU!!!!!! GIVE MAH BABY BACK!!!!
Charges into hidey-place on mighty steed. We duel with light-sabres, and I'm about to lose when...da da daaah!.... my Rohirrim come to back up their Queen and save their King from the EVIL Tempress Zelli! "Yay! Victory at last!" we shout, but in our huzzah-ing we don't see you sneak away to your bat-mobile and zoom off into the night.
Zelli and Tanni started reminiscing about that particular mission and decided it might prove to be valuable to future generations if they recorded their experience. And so, thus followed, To Rhûn and Back Again: A Fangirl's Tale.