Harry Potter and the Pintglass of Fire
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If only...........
This is a spoof of the 4th Harry Potter book, The Goblet of Fire.
Chapter 1: Tom Riddle's House
In the village of Little Hangleton was a house where Tom Riddle lived. One day they had a dinner party. The maid came into the dining room where the Riddle's where. They were lying on the floor, dead. "What's happened" said the maid. Horrible, cheesy party music then suddenly came on. She screamed and collapsed on the floor, also dead.
Years later, the gardener the Riddle's had hired still lived in the grounds of the house, he lived with his wife. One night, he saw disco lights and loud music coming from upstairs window in the deserted Riddle house. He decided to investigate. He went through the back door and into the dark kitchen. He went upstairs, he walked up to the door where the lights and music were coming from, he stood outside and listened in. There were voices coming from inside the room. "I'm sorry my lord, I've failed you again. We have no sausage rolls left" said a voice. Then came a second voice, more high pitched. "You fool Wormtail; my other guests will not be pleased because of your incompetence". "I'm so sorry my lord, but there is some good news. There are plenty of Pringles left" said Wormtail. "Good, because I am addicted to them" said the second voice. Then a snake appeared out of nowhere, it looked at the old man, then disappeared through the gap in the door. Then the second man's voice changed. It suddenly changed to lots of hissing and spitting. His voice suddenly changed back to normal. "Be a good boy Wormtail and check outside the door, Nagini says there is a man outside the door listening to our party, I think he wants to join us" said the voice. The door then opened, standing there was a short, balding man. "Come and join us" he said cheerfully. The old man walked into the room. Inside the room was a fireplace, a table full of party food. The old man could not see over the chair. The snake was lying by the fire snoring loudly. "Hello, welcome to my reincarnation party" said the voice coming from the chair. "I better introduce myself, my name is Lord Voldemort" he said. "Show yourself then" said the old man. He turned round the chair, the old man screamed. Voldemort was wearing a Michael Jackson Bo' Selecta mask. "Hee Hee, cha'mone mother fucker" said Voldemort. "You know man; I am one bad ass mother fucker, hee hee". The old man passed out before he hit the ground "whoops, maybe I shouldn't have surprised him like that" said Voldemort. Two hundred miles away, a boy called Harry Potter suddenly woke up.....
Please review: it's my first Harry Potter fanfic, so please be nice.
Chapter 2 coming soon: Harry's scar.