HP ROLEPLAY

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own the 'Harry Potter' series, or anything in it. Nor does my friend 'Becca.

Pairings/Ships: Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley, and Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger (becomes Weasley at end)

A/N: A small pair of some RP my friend and I did in class, passing notes. Nobody here belongs to us except for the plot line! BTW, this is slightly edited a bit, like slang we used from MSN, and to exclude some stupid meaningless stuff in it.

-- And the RP-ing Begins! --

HP RolePlay #1

Players: M.Q,, school friend 'Becca

Setting: Slyth. Dorms

-- OK, now it begins. --

Ron/Crabbe (R/C): Man! I feel fat!

Potter(Harry)/Goyle (P/G): Be quiet!

Draco (DM): What's the matter with you two?

R/C: I just gained 1050 pounds! That's what!

DM: You always gain that much weight everyday, you dolt!

R/C: I have diareah, I gotta go!

DM: .::wrinkles nose in disgust::. .::turns to P/G::. So, Goyle, did you see the littlest Weasley today?

P/G: What about Gin – her?

DM: You know …She's hot.

P/G: I'm gonna go poopie!

R/C: .::faints::.

P/G: Can I poopie on Crabbe to make him aliveded again?

DM: Sure!

R/C: Oh, SICK!

P/G: Teehee! Hey, boss, is it true you – er, FANCY Gin – er, you know …

DM: Duh. You know that.

R/C: .::goes crimson and boils with anger::. .::faints::.

-- Ron wakes up to find Draco gone, wakes up Harry, and they get out of the Slytherin Dorm --

HP: That was SICK!

RW: I'll have to get Ginny some condoms to be on the safe side.

HP: Can't imagine Ginevra Malfoy JRs!

RW: .::punches HP in nose then faints::.

HP: .::hauls RW forward::. And I'd be Draco's best man …

GW: .::suddenly appears and happens to overhear them::. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

HP: Er, hi Gin …

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A/N: BTW, Ginevra is Ginny's real name. NOT Virginia And for the next RP, RoR stands for the Room of Requirement.

-- And the non-existant plot thickens! --

HP RolePlay #2

Players: M.Q, 'Becca

Setting: RoR

-- Next: A bit of a follow-up to the last RP --

RW: God, I just tried on a condom to check if they were appropriate.

HP: How was it?

RW: I was so comfortable …

HP: What!?

RW: … and then I bought a thong …

HG: Ron, that would hardly be appropriate for our kids … oops! Did I say that aloud!? .::horror-stricken::

-- Meanwhile In a Broom Closet --

DM&GW: .::snogging each other to beat all in Hell::.

GW: .::pulls back finally to DM's disoppointment::. Gods, Draco – what if Ron catches us?

DM: Don't worry about it, Red. He'll probably be too busy staring at Granger to notice. Now can we please go back to what we were doing??? .::pouts::.

GW: .::chuckles::. You're going to get me pregnant someday soon …

DM: .::winks::. .;;mutters under breath so she can't hear::. That's exactly what I'm trying to do.

GW: What was that, love?

DM: Er – nothing, never mind it. Let's get back to it, then.

DM&GW: .::return to snogging each other to beat all in Hell::.

-- Meanwhile Away from Inside a Broom Closet --

RW: What!?

HG: .;;sighs dreamily like Luna Lovegood::. You're really cute, you know that … ?

RW: 'Mione, one question.

HG: Yes?

RW: Will you marry me?

HG: I was waiting for it, too! .::jumps into RW's arms::.

RWHG: .::kiss-kiss::. .::snog-snog::.

HP: .::revolted::. I think I'm going to puke!

-- Years Later --

Baby: .::crys::. WAHH!!!!!

H[G-]W (now Hermione Weasley): Aww, it's OK, Chudley!

RW: Yeah, you want a lolly?

HW: You do know that she'll be teased horribly by her name, Ron!

RW: .::shrugs::. I thought it was kinda cool … Chudley, like the Chudley Cannons!

HW: .::mutters::. Boys, and their Quiddich teams …

-- La Fin --

A/N: How was it? Funny, I hope! Please R&R!!!! BTW, I know this is entirely unrelated to the story, but did you know that Ron and Hermione's middle names are 'Bilius' and 'Jane'. The Jane one is fine, but Bilius …LMFAO! I remember reading somewhere in the PoA about Ron talking about his uncle Bilius.

- Mercy Queen