So...here 'tis. My favorite book is #3 so...i will re read it before i write the next chapter.

Well things are definitely looking up for my owner...Amelia Mignonetter..something something Thermopolis Renaldo. She will soon (well actually in 9 months) be having a wee baby brother or sister, and her mom is marrying her algebra teacher. She no longer writes of Josh. Thank god. I read her whole description of the dance...at least the part she actually attended. WOW, well what can you expect from someone who keeps a comb in the cuff of his sleeve?

Mia has developed a new crush now. One that I have given my approval of, Her best friend's brother Micheal. I didn't even have to read her diary to figure that out. She tells me about him every day! AHHH! About how cute he is, and if he is the one sending those anonymous love letters. Oh yes my fine furry friends, I have read those too! What a nosy little pussy cat am I! I myself couldn't tell if it was actually him or not...but the truth will come out eventually.

Ok, you see, I never knew that throwing things out of windows was illegal. I do it quite often. Well, I don't THROW mind you, I nudge, and whenever Mia has something particularly hazardous to my health, I chuck it. Such as that golden retriever picture frame Lily gave her for her 10th birthday. Apparently Mia didn't know it was illegal either...seeing as how I read that Lily dared her to throw a vegetable of some sort out of her window for her television show. I was proud that she showed that there was an edgy bone in her body. Even though Micheal told Lily to edit out that part on the show.

Ah! I forgot to mention Princess Mia's traumatizing interview experience! She bombed it according to her journal. I didn't think it was that bad. But her dad will need to recover from the shocking discovery that his daughter's mom is going to have a baby. Hehehehe! I chuckle at this drama of secrets and lies...and interviews.

The day after Mia's whole peculiar vegetable out the window thing, her interview was going to be on air. I couldn't wait to hear people's reactions.

Her friends were all furious. Well with the exception of Tina Hakim Baba. She thought it was a miracle that Mia had said her name on television. I would have thought that too. But hey! No one ever mentions the cat on really important interviews. And she says she loves me more than anything. According to her journal, and her distressed expression that night, Mia had lost a few friends. Including Lily, and Shameeka, who said that her dad was switching her to a new school because of some thing Mia said about how evil her school was. I cry! Pitiable Mia wasn't meant for large things such as interviews!

Micheal asked Mia to go to the Rocky Horror picture show on Halloween with his computer club. Not like a date...just to go.

The person writing her those letters asked her to go too...I began to think that the mysterious penman wasn't our dear Micheal. Again I tried to tell Mia she was getting her hopes up. But alas I only purred. If Mia only knew I could write in my very own journal...then we could communicate! But I don't want to confuse dear Amelia anymore. She has enough on her plate never mind an educated cat.

So off Mia went that night. I had never been more anxious for her to get home so I could analyze her journal and find out who the secret note dude was.

It was a very late night that night. When she returned from her movie...it wasn't Halloween anymore. It was November.

And Mia had a boyfriend.

And it wasn't Micheal.

It was some guy named Kenny.

From her biology class.

This is SO not gonna work out.

Love Fat Louie

COMING SOON...The kitty diaries 3 Kitty in love.