Haha! Chapter three of extreme craziness! This time, the chapter gets to the point. No more crazy YGO action. Now we go to the other side: YYH!
Okay, there is more YGO action, but now Hiei is actually getting involved! And this is the Yugi-side story. You have been warned.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu-Yu-Hakusho, etc, etc. Read the previous disclaimers. They pretty much apply throughout.
WARNING: Crazy amounts of innuendo and explicit scenes used.
"Anzu, wait up!" I said, following after her. What did Jounouchi mean?
He meant something dire. Something that can only mean complete and utter chaos. And lot's of dueling.
Is that all you think about, other me?
Pretty much. Because, where would I be if there wasn't any chaos? Dueling? What about the evilest of all schemes? I think that without all these elements, there would be no action, hence no stories to tell others.
Umm... Please stop. You're confusing me, the other me.
Alright, partner, let's go find Anzu.
Right! You take over. I'm kinda tired.
Okay, seeing as I always take over whenever the situtation gets bad. You never know why, I just do.
Then how come you don't take over when I take a test in school, other me?
Because you're the one who has been living in this era for some sixteen years.
I think its fifteen. And you always seem to know what everything does. How do you even know how to duel?
I don't know. Bye Honda! Let's wink at him... Time to leave, partner.
My name is Yugi. Stop calling me partner. It gets repetitive, other me.
Fine. Why don't you name me? Other me is just so... bland.
Okay... I'll name you Joe-Jack-Mai-Richard-Johnson-McDonald.
What the hell kind of a name is that? My name doesn't have to let people know what I do!
Fine, fine. How about... Hmm... Hiei! That's an awesome sounding name!
"Thanks, but it doesn't have to come from a runt like you." Where'd that cold voice come from?
"Huh?" Hiei asked.
We haven't decided on a name yet!
Whatever. I'm still telling this story.
To who?
I... Don't know.
And didn't you say you were going to catch some sleep?
It's kinda hard when there's all these vibrations, Hiei.
STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Fine, jerk.
"Ughn!" That cold voice again! Stop, what was that?
It seems to be some sort of cloaked twin of yourself, Yugi.
Knocked out cold from what I can tell.
I can tell he's cute.
Stop hitting on people. I'm right here!
"You scoundrels!" It speaks! It's alive! "Anyways, you're ditsy friend is in the 'Math' room. And, my name is Hiei. You can't have it."
"Good. You can keep it. I don't want it. It's just some stupid name my host came up with for me." Shut up, jerk bag!
"You insult me. I'd cut your head off, but I have some voyeurism to catch up on. Is there any good vantage point around here?" 'Hiei' asks.
I know he's asking. He's talking to me!
Meanie poop.
"There's the roof. Gotta run!"
"Loser. Everyone knows about the roof." They just disappeared!
How do you know that?
Well, I am only in spirit form now. Why can't I have a third-person perspective?
Because then you'd get left behind.
Whatever. It's bad enough you let the darkness in your heart-
Your heart. I was just using it.
Whatever. You let your inner darkness get my soul trapped in some giant stone as a sacrifice to some crap-ass god. You dark jerk. I hate you.
Yeah, yeah, I missed you too. Since when do you have a vocabulary like that?
Jounouchi taught me.
Uh-huh... Well, if I'm so dark, why not just name me 'Dark'?
Nah... It's gotta have a Japanese spin on it... How about Yami no Matsui?
That's an anime we watch. Let's just go with Yami.
Yami no Yugi! I am the host, after all!
Yami for short.
Alright... And that's the end of our show! If you'd like a transcript of these broadcast, buy a game or puzzle and send it to my house! I won't send anything in return, but I will get a nice game out of it!
Who are you talking to?
You! I'm the host, and that's how I say good night!
Strange...
Zzz...
Even stranger. Hey, I just passed the Math room!
Chapter break! Take this time to stretch or whatever. Unlike last chapter, we are not halfway through. More mental conversations will occur later, as well as filler story! Yippee! Back to story.
"Anzu...?"
"Gah! Can you just hold the window open so we can get in?" Honda asked, hanging from his jacket.
"After what Jounouchi said," Anzu stated... "No! Sorry Honda, but that perv shouldn't be allowed to live!" She let go of the window. It began to close quickly. I saw Jounouchi's hand slipping. Gotta save him! Run!
Yeah. So now I'm running down these stairs, though you'd think I'd jump to make it go faster. Why not? I hopped over the railing of the staircase. My feet planted on the floor shortly after. I only jumped over to fall two feet? Out the door!
"Jounouchi!" I yelled. Yugi? Are you awake?
Zzzzzz...
Guess not. Anyways, Jounouchi's falling fast, head first too. I coulda sworn he only started to fall just seconds ago. Damn I'm fast. Maybe I'm on drugs?
"Gotcha!" I said, grabbing Jounouchi. He seems to have passed out from that fall. It's only like, thirty feet. What a loser. His breathing is shallow... Perhaps I shall recessitate him. So I grab the back of his neck and pull it up and put my mouth on his, sucking his body dry of air rather than fill it. Perhaps I should fill it. Why not? Swish my tongue around there, breathe in, or rather, out. Pull mouth away, deep breath. More recessitation. My free hand grabbed his shirt. It started moving downwards... Nice... Perhaps we'll get to share this experience later.
Later means pull my hand out of his pants.
Yugi? When did you wake up?
Few seconds ago. Crotch turtle makes a nice alarm clock.
Uh huh... You're in third-person. Check what time it is.
Why can't you?
I have to make sure Jounouchi comes to. And ensure his health.
You just want to make out with him.
Er... No I don't...
Then do go cheating on me behind my spiritual back!
What damn time is it?
You've got an attitude. Let me check. I'll just float up into the math room...
Hurry up. Recessitation time!
Anzu! Honda!? School is not the place for that! I'll just keep going... Four ten. Remember that. At four ten, I vomit for the first time since getting my body back.
Eww! Yugi? You shouldn't vomit on people!
Sorry! I didn't know spirit vomit translates into physical vomit. Honda and Anzu are talking!
Eavesdrop!
Will do!
"Did you see that?" Honda asks.
"I see that, alright..." Anzu replies.
"Not that. You can see that at the movies later."
"Oh. And dinner?"
"Alright. And dinner. You've been eating more and more lately, Anzu. How come you're not getting fat?"
"I... don't... know... Yep. That's my story."
"Anyways, I think I just saw vomit materialize in front of the window and fall." Honda saw that?
Vomit is something people can see, dimwit.
Numbskull.
Crotch turtle.
Your mean!
"Oh! That. Yeah, I saw that. Must be Yugi, his other self must have taken over." Anzu knows about that?
Why wouldn't she? You would only vomit every other time she came over.
Only because your a nasty person who stole my innocence!
Didn't you steal your own innocence when you finished the Puzzle?
Gross! Anyways, it's technically you're innocence that was stolen.
Not true. I have very, very, vague memories of other people trying to please their ancient ruler. Who was at the time, young. But the host body always gets stuck with things like that. So, your innocence was stolen. Mine was some thousands of years ago.
You bastard.
I'm talking about the night you finished the Puzzle. The real reason you were tired the next day.
I hereby disown you. Next time I have control, I'm smashing the Puzzle.
Your too weak and cowardly to do that.
You can't know me that well.
Can and do. I practically am you.
Shut it you old man.
Another chapter break. Yawn, stretch, do something. This might not be halfway yet. Keyword is might. Not yet. Just might. I'm confused! Back to story, which no longer recaps that first chapter written a few days ago... At time of writing this. It was technically posted like... a week ago or something if you're reading this now. Onto Yugi's night!
Alright. This deck is now complete!
I thought we gave up dueling.
But its going to be the only way to save the world!
I'm just going to ignore you. Gotta go find Gramps. Knocking at my door?
"Yugi? Are you awake?" That just makes my search easier!
"Of course you old fool! It's only five fifteen!" I said.
I think I love Anzu, Yugi...
"You shouldn't disrespect your elders!" Grandpa said.
"I'm honoring you with a joke!" I call out through the door. I shouldn't disrespect my elders, but what about parasites?
And Jounouchi. He has a nice-
"That's very funny then, Yugi! Wahahaha!" Crazy old fool.
"Crazy old fool." I mutter.
Honda's not really my type. He's more of a straight guy...
"What was that?" Grandpa asks. Perhaps I should stop using 'K's...
And that Hiei character... He's cute. He's got a burning passion or something.
I opened the door as quickly as I could. Bulls nose!
"Yugi! You slammed the door in my face!"
"Sorry! Gotta pee!" And I slam the bathroom door as quickly as possible.
And Kaiba... Oh Kaiba. If he wasn't too mean, I'd jump on him like a hound on a piece if meat.
And so I open the door again. Not fast, but still.
"Yugi! That's the second time!"
"You disgusting old man!" I yell. What a freak.
And Ryou's just dreamy...
I'm hungry... "Grandpa, I'm hungry. Do we have any salad?"
"Yes we do. But no lettuce. I'll have to get to the store for that." Get going then! Your precious grandson is starving! I can't live off of cereal!
"I'll just have some cereal then." Maybe I can...
"And I'll go grocery shopping! Woohoohee!" Nut.
"I have some errands to run as well, Yugi. Your grandfather and I will be going now! But we'll have to take the only car we have... Let's do one trip!"
"Great plan!" Grandpa said. Mom is so nice. What doesn't she understand about I'M HUNGRY NOW!?
Eat Cheerios.
I told you I was ignoring you.
Then why aren't you?
You said Cheerios. I'm ignoring you now.
"Bye, Yugi! And your friends are here to see you!" Grandpa called out. Who is it?
"Hey, Yugi!"
"Hello, mate."
Anzu and Bakura! How cool!
"Hey guys. Wanna play a game?" I ask.
"Not now Yugi." Anzu says. That tone of voice can break turtle shells.
"Uh... No thanks." Bakura said.
Ryou. His name is Ryou.
"Good, 'cuz I am just starving!" I say. "My mom and the old nut just left. They won't be back until like, nine."
"Wow. I've got a date later, so I can't stay long." Anzu says in that tone of voice. So... horn... gry...
Did he just say horngry? Maybe he meant hungry. Or maybe he meant...
"I'll leave whenever." Bakura's so nice to keep me company.
I'd like to eat Cheerios off Anzu's nice-
"Yami!" I yell. YELL!? I just yelled at my bling-bling?
"What's that?" Bakura asks.
RYOU!
"Uh..." I'm so screwed.
"Probably just a reflex." Anzu said, bobbling up and down on her tip-toes, smiling. Some frightened turtle...
"Uh... Yugi?" 'Ryou' asks.
Thank you.
Shut up.
"Yeah?"
"You seem to have some sort of thing in your pocket..." That pervert!
He turns me on.
SHUT UP!
"That's not his pocket, Ryou."
She calls him Ryou.
So what!?
Just saying...
"Oh. Well then, can we sit down?" Bakura, Ryou asks.
"Uh... Sure. I'm just gonna go grab some Cheerios." I say.
That's it! I'm taking over!
My Cheerios!
Oh, I'll get your Cheerios. From a natural bowl of milk!
You diabolical bastard!
"Hey, Anzu." Ryou asks.
"Hey what?" She replies.
"Is it just me, or did Yugi get taller?"
"I see it too." She smiles.
"You have something in your teeth, Anzu." Ryou says.
"What? Where?" She asks, anticipating something.
"Let me get it for you." Ryou says seductively. He's shoving his tongue into her mouth! I want some!
Just eat your damned Cheerios, you dark bastard.
Yami.
No Yugi.
Yami!
No YUGI!
YAMI NO YUGI!
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!
Oh. Sorry, partner.
YUGI! MY NAME IS YUGI! I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME PARTNER!
Fine.
"Hey, you too." I say, Cheerios in hand. Ryou pulls his head away from Anzu's.
"Cheerio, mate." He says. We all laugh.
I'm not.
Because you're not physical.
I'll go make some physical vomit then!
NO!
"I... Had something stuck in my mouth." Anzu says.
"Teeth," I correct, "and it was his tongue."
"Sorry, Yugi." Ryou says.
"First off, when I grow, I go by the name Yami. Secondly, only be sorry if I can't have some of that." I say. Ryou and Anzu look at me, then each other then me again, wide-eyed. They get up and me me towards them. But I don't let go of my Cheerios. I get up, and nod my head towards the stairs. We should at least do this in a bed...
You sick freak.
I know! Aren't things just grand?
You'll probably see.
You're right again, Yugi!
Shut up and die.
So myself, Ryou, and Anzu get to my bedroom, door open. We rush inside and Ryou dives onto the bed. I jump onto Anzu and she carries herself towards the bed. After awhile, it was the three of us, completely naked, and I grabbed the box of Cheerios that was set next to the bed. Oh yeah, my plan is in motion an Ryou has a nice snapping turtle in my shell.
I said, SHUT UP AND DIE!
Go vomit, crotch turtle.
I will.
Great, now vomit is materializing out of no where and covering my love slaves. Luckily, only Ryou and my back were slimed. I covered Anzu, because I don't want to eat vomit-covered Cheerios.
Can you stop saying vomit and just DIE!?
No. I'm having the time of your life, and you can't have any.
Then I'm taking over and carrying out you plan.
But, everything is so dirty!
Oh well.
No.
Yes.
"Hn."
The hell, Yami!?
Everyone just stopped...
Duh, dumbass. And there goes the doorbell
"Anzu, I'll have eat from you later. You have to go. Ryou... Let's wash up and I'll answer the door."
Damn you, Yami! You're making me look gay!
Didn't you decide that when you finished the puzzle.
I'm gonna kill you!
Good luck.
I would write something for Hiei to be doing at 5:54, but he's currently following Honda. Maybe we'll find out next chapter, what Hiei's side of the story is. Maybe we'll find out what Honda has been up to. Maybe, it'll be something totally different...
Read and review!
Wait... you just got finished reading... Assuming you didn't just scroll down to the bottom to read this final authors note. If you did, you missed out on something.
Okay, there is more YGO action, but now Hiei is actually getting involved! And this is the Yugi-side story. You have been warned.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu-Yu-Hakusho, etc, etc. Read the previous disclaimers. They pretty much apply throughout.
WARNING: Crazy amounts of innuendo and explicit scenes used.
"Anzu, wait up!" I said, following after her. What did Jounouchi mean?
He meant something dire. Something that can only mean complete and utter chaos. And lot's of dueling.
Is that all you think about, other me?
Pretty much. Because, where would I be if there wasn't any chaos? Dueling? What about the evilest of all schemes? I think that without all these elements, there would be no action, hence no stories to tell others.
Umm... Please stop. You're confusing me, the other me.
Alright, partner, let's go find Anzu.
Right! You take over. I'm kinda tired.
Okay, seeing as I always take over whenever the situtation gets bad. You never know why, I just do.
Then how come you don't take over when I take a test in school, other me?
Because you're the one who has been living in this era for some sixteen years.
I think its fifteen. And you always seem to know what everything does. How do you even know how to duel?
I don't know. Bye Honda! Let's wink at him... Time to leave, partner.
My name is Yugi. Stop calling me partner. It gets repetitive, other me.
Fine. Why don't you name me? Other me is just so... bland.
Okay... I'll name you Joe-Jack-Mai-Richard-Johnson-McDonald.
What the hell kind of a name is that? My name doesn't have to let people know what I do!
Fine, fine. How about... Hmm... Hiei! That's an awesome sounding name!
"Thanks, but it doesn't have to come from a runt like you." Where'd that cold voice come from?
"Huh?" Hiei asked.
We haven't decided on a name yet!
Whatever. I'm still telling this story.
To who?
I... Don't know.
And didn't you say you were going to catch some sleep?
It's kinda hard when there's all these vibrations, Hiei.
STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Fine, jerk.
"Ughn!" That cold voice again! Stop, what was that?
It seems to be some sort of cloaked twin of yourself, Yugi.
Knocked out cold from what I can tell.
I can tell he's cute.
Stop hitting on people. I'm right here!
"You scoundrels!" It speaks! It's alive! "Anyways, you're ditsy friend is in the 'Math' room. And, my name is Hiei. You can't have it."
"Good. You can keep it. I don't want it. It's just some stupid name my host came up with for me." Shut up, jerk bag!
"You insult me. I'd cut your head off, but I have some voyeurism to catch up on. Is there any good vantage point around here?" 'Hiei' asks.
I know he's asking. He's talking to me!
Meanie poop.
"There's the roof. Gotta run!"
"Loser. Everyone knows about the roof." They just disappeared!
How do you know that?
Well, I am only in spirit form now. Why can't I have a third-person perspective?
Because then you'd get left behind.
Whatever. It's bad enough you let the darkness in your heart-
Your heart. I was just using it.
Whatever. You let your inner darkness get my soul trapped in some giant stone as a sacrifice to some crap-ass god. You dark jerk. I hate you.
Yeah, yeah, I missed you too. Since when do you have a vocabulary like that?
Jounouchi taught me.
Uh-huh... Well, if I'm so dark, why not just name me 'Dark'?
Nah... It's gotta have a Japanese spin on it... How about Yami no Matsui?
That's an anime we watch. Let's just go with Yami.
Yami no Yugi! I am the host, after all!
Yami for short.
Alright... And that's the end of our show! If you'd like a transcript of these broadcast, buy a game or puzzle and send it to my house! I won't send anything in return, but I will get a nice game out of it!
Who are you talking to?
You! I'm the host, and that's how I say good night!
Strange...
Zzz...
Even stranger. Hey, I just passed the Math room!
Chapter break! Take this time to stretch or whatever. Unlike last chapter, we are not halfway through. More mental conversations will occur later, as well as filler story! Yippee! Back to story.
"Anzu...?"
"Gah! Can you just hold the window open so we can get in?" Honda asked, hanging from his jacket.
"After what Jounouchi said," Anzu stated... "No! Sorry Honda, but that perv shouldn't be allowed to live!" She let go of the window. It began to close quickly. I saw Jounouchi's hand slipping. Gotta save him! Run!
Yeah. So now I'm running down these stairs, though you'd think I'd jump to make it go faster. Why not? I hopped over the railing of the staircase. My feet planted on the floor shortly after. I only jumped over to fall two feet? Out the door!
"Jounouchi!" I yelled. Yugi? Are you awake?
Zzzzzz...
Guess not. Anyways, Jounouchi's falling fast, head first too. I coulda sworn he only started to fall just seconds ago. Damn I'm fast. Maybe I'm on drugs?
"Gotcha!" I said, grabbing Jounouchi. He seems to have passed out from that fall. It's only like, thirty feet. What a loser. His breathing is shallow... Perhaps I shall recessitate him. So I grab the back of his neck and pull it up and put my mouth on his, sucking his body dry of air rather than fill it. Perhaps I should fill it. Why not? Swish my tongue around there, breathe in, or rather, out. Pull mouth away, deep breath. More recessitation. My free hand grabbed his shirt. It started moving downwards... Nice... Perhaps we'll get to share this experience later.
Later means pull my hand out of his pants.
Yugi? When did you wake up?
Few seconds ago. Crotch turtle makes a nice alarm clock.
Uh huh... You're in third-person. Check what time it is.
Why can't you?
I have to make sure Jounouchi comes to. And ensure his health.
You just want to make out with him.
Er... No I don't...
Then do go cheating on me behind my spiritual back!
What damn time is it?
You've got an attitude. Let me check. I'll just float up into the math room...
Hurry up. Recessitation time!
Anzu! Honda!? School is not the place for that! I'll just keep going... Four ten. Remember that. At four ten, I vomit for the first time since getting my body back.
Eww! Yugi? You shouldn't vomit on people!
Sorry! I didn't know spirit vomit translates into physical vomit. Honda and Anzu are talking!
Eavesdrop!
Will do!
"Did you see that?" Honda asks.
"I see that, alright..." Anzu replies.
"Not that. You can see that at the movies later."
"Oh. And dinner?"
"Alright. And dinner. You've been eating more and more lately, Anzu. How come you're not getting fat?"
"I... don't... know... Yep. That's my story."
"Anyways, I think I just saw vomit materialize in front of the window and fall." Honda saw that?
Vomit is something people can see, dimwit.
Numbskull.
Crotch turtle.
Your mean!
"Oh! That. Yeah, I saw that. Must be Yugi, his other self must have taken over." Anzu knows about that?
Why wouldn't she? You would only vomit every other time she came over.
Only because your a nasty person who stole my innocence!
Didn't you steal your own innocence when you finished the Puzzle?
Gross! Anyways, it's technically you're innocence that was stolen.
Not true. I have very, very, vague memories of other people trying to please their ancient ruler. Who was at the time, young. But the host body always gets stuck with things like that. So, your innocence was stolen. Mine was some thousands of years ago.
You bastard.
I'm talking about the night you finished the Puzzle. The real reason you were tired the next day.
I hereby disown you. Next time I have control, I'm smashing the Puzzle.
Your too weak and cowardly to do that.
You can't know me that well.
Can and do. I practically am you.
Shut it you old man.
Another chapter break. Yawn, stretch, do something. This might not be halfway yet. Keyword is might. Not yet. Just might. I'm confused! Back to story, which no longer recaps that first chapter written a few days ago... At time of writing this. It was technically posted like... a week ago or something if you're reading this now. Onto Yugi's night!
Alright. This deck is now complete!
I thought we gave up dueling.
But its going to be the only way to save the world!
I'm just going to ignore you. Gotta go find Gramps. Knocking at my door?
"Yugi? Are you awake?" That just makes my search easier!
"Of course you old fool! It's only five fifteen!" I said.
I think I love Anzu, Yugi...
"You shouldn't disrespect your elders!" Grandpa said.
"I'm honoring you with a joke!" I call out through the door. I shouldn't disrespect my elders, but what about parasites?
And Jounouchi. He has a nice-
"That's very funny then, Yugi! Wahahaha!" Crazy old fool.
"Crazy old fool." I mutter.
Honda's not really my type. He's more of a straight guy...
"What was that?" Grandpa asks. Perhaps I should stop using 'K's...
And that Hiei character... He's cute. He's got a burning passion or something.
I opened the door as quickly as I could. Bulls nose!
"Yugi! You slammed the door in my face!"
"Sorry! Gotta pee!" And I slam the bathroom door as quickly as possible.
And Kaiba... Oh Kaiba. If he wasn't too mean, I'd jump on him like a hound on a piece if meat.
And so I open the door again. Not fast, but still.
"Yugi! That's the second time!"
"You disgusting old man!" I yell. What a freak.
And Ryou's just dreamy...
I'm hungry... "Grandpa, I'm hungry. Do we have any salad?"
"Yes we do. But no lettuce. I'll have to get to the store for that." Get going then! Your precious grandson is starving! I can't live off of cereal!
"I'll just have some cereal then." Maybe I can...
"And I'll go grocery shopping! Woohoohee!" Nut.
"I have some errands to run as well, Yugi. Your grandfather and I will be going now! But we'll have to take the only car we have... Let's do one trip!"
"Great plan!" Grandpa said. Mom is so nice. What doesn't she understand about I'M HUNGRY NOW!?
Eat Cheerios.
I told you I was ignoring you.
Then why aren't you?
You said Cheerios. I'm ignoring you now.
"Bye, Yugi! And your friends are here to see you!" Grandpa called out. Who is it?
"Hey, Yugi!"
"Hello, mate."
Anzu and Bakura! How cool!
"Hey guys. Wanna play a game?" I ask.
"Not now Yugi." Anzu says. That tone of voice can break turtle shells.
"Uh... No thanks." Bakura said.
Ryou. His name is Ryou.
"Good, 'cuz I am just starving!" I say. "My mom and the old nut just left. They won't be back until like, nine."
"Wow. I've got a date later, so I can't stay long." Anzu says in that tone of voice. So... horn... gry...
Did he just say horngry? Maybe he meant hungry. Or maybe he meant...
"I'll leave whenever." Bakura's so nice to keep me company.
I'd like to eat Cheerios off Anzu's nice-
"Yami!" I yell. YELL!? I just yelled at my bling-bling?
"What's that?" Bakura asks.
RYOU!
"Uh..." I'm so screwed.
"Probably just a reflex." Anzu said, bobbling up and down on her tip-toes, smiling. Some frightened turtle...
"Uh... Yugi?" 'Ryou' asks.
Thank you.
Shut up.
"Yeah?"
"You seem to have some sort of thing in your pocket..." That pervert!
He turns me on.
SHUT UP!
"That's not his pocket, Ryou."
She calls him Ryou.
So what!?
Just saying...
"Oh. Well then, can we sit down?" Bakura, Ryou asks.
"Uh... Sure. I'm just gonna go grab some Cheerios." I say.
That's it! I'm taking over!
My Cheerios!
Oh, I'll get your Cheerios. From a natural bowl of milk!
You diabolical bastard!
"Hey, Anzu." Ryou asks.
"Hey what?" She replies.
"Is it just me, or did Yugi get taller?"
"I see it too." She smiles.
"You have something in your teeth, Anzu." Ryou says.
"What? Where?" She asks, anticipating something.
"Let me get it for you." Ryou says seductively. He's shoving his tongue into her mouth! I want some!
Just eat your damned Cheerios, you dark bastard.
Yami.
No Yugi.
Yami!
No YUGI!
YAMI NO YUGI!
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!
Oh. Sorry, partner.
YUGI! MY NAME IS YUGI! I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME PARTNER!
Fine.
"Hey, you too." I say, Cheerios in hand. Ryou pulls his head away from Anzu's.
"Cheerio, mate." He says. We all laugh.
I'm not.
Because you're not physical.
I'll go make some physical vomit then!
NO!
"I... Had something stuck in my mouth." Anzu says.
"Teeth," I correct, "and it was his tongue."
"Sorry, Yugi." Ryou says.
"First off, when I grow, I go by the name Yami. Secondly, only be sorry if I can't have some of that." I say. Ryou and Anzu look at me, then each other then me again, wide-eyed. They get up and me me towards them. But I don't let go of my Cheerios. I get up, and nod my head towards the stairs. We should at least do this in a bed...
You sick freak.
I know! Aren't things just grand?
You'll probably see.
You're right again, Yugi!
Shut up and die.
So myself, Ryou, and Anzu get to my bedroom, door open. We rush inside and Ryou dives onto the bed. I jump onto Anzu and she carries herself towards the bed. After awhile, it was the three of us, completely naked, and I grabbed the box of Cheerios that was set next to the bed. Oh yeah, my plan is in motion an Ryou has a nice snapping turtle in my shell.
I said, SHUT UP AND DIE!
Go vomit, crotch turtle.
I will.
Great, now vomit is materializing out of no where and covering my love slaves. Luckily, only Ryou and my back were slimed. I covered Anzu, because I don't want to eat vomit-covered Cheerios.
Can you stop saying vomit and just DIE!?
No. I'm having the time of your life, and you can't have any.
Then I'm taking over and carrying out you plan.
But, everything is so dirty!
Oh well.
No.
Yes.
"Hn."
The hell, Yami!?
Everyone just stopped...
Duh, dumbass. And there goes the doorbell
"Anzu, I'll have eat from you later. You have to go. Ryou... Let's wash up and I'll answer the door."
Damn you, Yami! You're making me look gay!
Didn't you decide that when you finished the puzzle.
I'm gonna kill you!
Good luck.
I would write something for Hiei to be doing at 5:54, but he's currently following Honda. Maybe we'll find out next chapter, what Hiei's side of the story is. Maybe we'll find out what Honda has been up to. Maybe, it'll be something totally different...
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