Day 14
WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME JOURNAL?!?!?!? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?......Aha! I caught you Journal. You think that just because one or two bad things happen to me once in a while they happen every day. WELL THEY DON'T. How dare you make that assumption.......Well I suppose that because you asked nicely I can tell you what happened. NOTHING!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! I feel...well...honestly...even more suspicious than when things DO happen. I tried to sleep last night (emphasis on TRIED, damn these bloody carriages) but (yes, thank you for asking, I DID change my clothes) I kept thinking that Cousin Vidanric and Savona would jump through the carriage window with a army of hundreds and steal my presents. (I now sleep, well lay down, with my multi-colored gem box under my pillow and a small dinner knife between the cushion and the wooden seat.) I am prepared this time....
-later-
IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! Yes something DID happen, well, not really, but it happened! I was just closing my eyes for one minute when I drifted off to sleep. (NO that's not the horrible thing that happened.) But suddenly, my three remaining Hill Folk Action Figures (Pine Power, Goldenwood Glory and Bluewood Bravado) pushed their way out of my trunk, fastened on the back of the carriage, jumped through the window and started to attack me by dismembering themselves and throwing their heads, arms, trunks, legs, ears, fingers, and toes in my direction. It was only when Goldenwood Glory tried to stuff the rest of his torso into my mouth when I woke up in a cold sweat. After I got over the fact that is was a dream, I ordered my driver to pull over so I could go through my luggage, find my action figures and tie them up with ribbon.
From the Mouths (or Fingers.....EWWW!!! HILL FOLK ACTION FIGURES!!!) of Liz and Dayna-Longer entry, hope you all like it and hope Elenet didn't scare you all too bad. The whole thing is sort of an inside joke, and we have a whole lot of fun writing it so it doesn't matter if no one else reads it. You're not obligated to do so! Please R&R!