Hiei meets the stove of evil!
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I didn't plan on adding to this, but I am. Naze? I'm not sure...whatever. Just like this title says, Hiei meets the stove this time. ^^
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"It doesn't bite Hiei. It's not even alive." Kurama looked at Hiei, who was standing in the corner, glaring at the stove.
"It talked to me! It asked if I wanted a cookie...what is a cookie?"
Kurama sighed. "One, it's NOT alive, two, this is a cookie." He reached into the cabinet and pulled out a package and handed it to Hiei. "Try one."
"No way in hell. That's what the stove wants me to do!" Hiei threw the package at Kurama's head, and it hit its target. Hiei smirked.
Kurama growled and picked up the cookies. Then he smirked himself. "I have to go to the store. Would you mind watching this for me?" He pointed to a pot of ramen on the stove. "I don't want it to get over-cooked."
Hiei stared. "You want me to stay here with that thing!?" He pointed at the stove. "No way!"
Kurama picked up his wallet. "Too bad. Maybe this will get you over your stove phobia." With that, he walked out the door.
Hiei glared at the stove again. It did nothing. He edged over and poked it with the sheath of his katana. It still did nothing.
"I know you can talk! Say something."
"Oooh, so now you WANT me to talk to you?"
Hiei jumped back. "I knew it! EVIL!"
"That's not very nice." The ramen began to boil over. "Oh dear, you better turn it down."
"I'm not coming near you!"
"Then I guess you'll get it from Kurama when he gets back and finds out you let his ramen get ruined."
Hiei growled. "Fine, but after I turn it down I'm leaving this room and not coming back!" He edged over to the stove again.
"Closer, you still can't reach the knob."
Hiei growled again. "What are you up to?"
"Nothing, but you better hurry before it burns."
Hiei edged closer. Just a bit further...
"Ha!" The water from the pot spewed out and hit Hiei in the face.
"SHIMATTA!" Hiei started to jump back, but the stove slung it's door open, knocking him across the room.
"That's what you get for not accepting my cookie when I offered it to you!"
Hiei lay on the floor staring at the ceiling. 'The hell?' He sat up. "Itai..."
"Muahahahaha! Baka youkai!"
"You...!" Hiei gritted his teeth and pulled out his katana. "I'll destroy you!" He lunged at the stove.
"Hiei! What do you think you're doing!?" Hiei stopped short. Kurama was standing in the doorway. "Explain!"
"It attacked me! I swear!"
"Right. From what I can gather, it seems that you can't cook and are blaming the stove."
"No!"
Kurama sighed and sets his bags on the counter. "It's only a stove, Hiei."
"That's right, I'm only a stove-oops."
Kurama stared at the stove. "IT TALKED!"
"I told you!!"
They both ran out of the kitchen, not even bothering to close the door behind them.
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Review, and no flames onegai.
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I didn't plan on adding to this, but I am. Naze? I'm not sure...whatever. Just like this title says, Hiei meets the stove this time. ^^
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"It doesn't bite Hiei. It's not even alive." Kurama looked at Hiei, who was standing in the corner, glaring at the stove.
"It talked to me! It asked if I wanted a cookie...what is a cookie?"
Kurama sighed. "One, it's NOT alive, two, this is a cookie." He reached into the cabinet and pulled out a package and handed it to Hiei. "Try one."
"No way in hell. That's what the stove wants me to do!" Hiei threw the package at Kurama's head, and it hit its target. Hiei smirked.
Kurama growled and picked up the cookies. Then he smirked himself. "I have to go to the store. Would you mind watching this for me?" He pointed to a pot of ramen on the stove. "I don't want it to get over-cooked."
Hiei stared. "You want me to stay here with that thing!?" He pointed at the stove. "No way!"
Kurama picked up his wallet. "Too bad. Maybe this will get you over your stove phobia." With that, he walked out the door.
Hiei glared at the stove again. It did nothing. He edged over and poked it with the sheath of his katana. It still did nothing.
"I know you can talk! Say something."
"Oooh, so now you WANT me to talk to you?"
Hiei jumped back. "I knew it! EVIL!"
"That's not very nice." The ramen began to boil over. "Oh dear, you better turn it down."
"I'm not coming near you!"
"Then I guess you'll get it from Kurama when he gets back and finds out you let his ramen get ruined."
Hiei growled. "Fine, but after I turn it down I'm leaving this room and not coming back!" He edged over to the stove again.
"Closer, you still can't reach the knob."
Hiei growled again. "What are you up to?"
"Nothing, but you better hurry before it burns."
Hiei edged closer. Just a bit further...
"Ha!" The water from the pot spewed out and hit Hiei in the face.
"SHIMATTA!" Hiei started to jump back, but the stove slung it's door open, knocking him across the room.
"That's what you get for not accepting my cookie when I offered it to you!"
Hiei lay on the floor staring at the ceiling. 'The hell?' He sat up. "Itai..."
"Muahahahaha! Baka youkai!"
"You...!" Hiei gritted his teeth and pulled out his katana. "I'll destroy you!" He lunged at the stove.
"Hiei! What do you think you're doing!?" Hiei stopped short. Kurama was standing in the doorway. "Explain!"
"It attacked me! I swear!"
"Right. From what I can gather, it seems that you can't cook and are blaming the stove."
"No!"
Kurama sighed and sets his bags on the counter. "It's only a stove, Hiei."
"That's right, I'm only a stove-oops."
Kurama stared at the stove. "IT TALKED!"
"I told you!!"
They both ran out of the kitchen, not even bothering to close the door behind them.
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Review, and no flames onegai.