Hiei, Kurama, AND Yuusuke meet the lamp of pain and hurt!

Yay, another one! I'm beginning to wonder if Kurama's house is possessed or something. xD

[I don't own anything but my idea.]

Yuusuke laughed. "A stove? A stove talked to you?"

Hiei jumped up. "It attacked me," he corrected.

Kurama muttered about the stove, paying no attention to the others.

"Talking stove, talking stove? It's just not logical. Stoves don't talk, they don't move on their own either."

Yuusuke waved a hand in his face. "Kurama? Hello? KURAMA!" Kurama fell out of his chair. "About time."

"That wasn't necessary to frighten me like that!" Kurama snapped.

Yuusuke sweatdropped. "Hey, you were the one spacing out over that evil stove." He snickered.

Kurama snapped. (an: I want to say 'Kurama snapped. Literally. The now broken Kurama lay in pieces on the floor.' But I won't. xD) "I'll show you! Hiei, help me!"

Hiei smirked and leapt forward, grabbing Yuusuke. "Yes, we'll show you!"

"Hey! Guys! I believe you, really! Lemme go! Kurama! Hiei!"

Kurama gripped Yuusuke's arm tighter. "We'll let go once we arrive at my house!"

Yuusuke sighed.

"THIS is the evil stove?" Yuusuke poked at it cautiously. It did nothing. "Yeah, real evil."

Hiei eyed it with suspicion. "I know you can talk! Say something!"

Kurama nudged it with his foot.

"The stove won't talk anymore! It's taken a vow of silence!"

Kurama, Hiei, and Yuusuke looked amongst themselves.

"Uh..." Yuusuke said, sounding very smart.

"In here you morons!"

They all turned towards the living room door.

"It came from in there!" Hiei stated.

Kurama rolled his eyes. "Thank you for clearing that up."

Hiei hned. (an: Is that even a word? o.o)

Once they had all gathered in the living room, they began looking around for the person, or thing, that had spoken.

"Over here."

It was the lamp.

"Let me introduce myself. I am-

"This is one seriously messed up house!" Yuusuke stared at the lamp.

"May I finish?" The lamp glared at Yuusuke. (an: Interesting. A glaring lamp. o.o)

Silence.

"Good. I am the-

"Smash it Kurama! Before it smashes us!" Hiei shoved the kitsune towards the lamp.

Kurama sweatdropped. "But it's my mother's favorite lamp! Besides, I doubt it could smash anything."

"MAY I FINISH!"

Everyone stared at the lamp again.

"Are you done?"

More silence.

"I am the lamp of pain and hurt! I will destroy you and avenge the death of Bill!"

"Bill...?" Kurama looked puzzled.

The lamp coughed. "Bill...the Christmas tree, ya know?"

"Oooooh, him."

Yuusuke lunged forward, and before anyone could react, knocked the lamp off of its stand. "That's to avenge...our mental stability?"

The lamp began to sob. "You broke my light bulb!"

Yuusuke sweatdropped. "Sorry?"

The lamp continued to sob. "You'll pay for this! You'll pay!"

Kurama carefully stepped around the lamp and herded the other two boys outside. "I think we'll just leave the lamp to grieve over its light bulb."

"Then we'll get reinforcements and destroy this house!"

Yuusuke and Kurama stared at Hiei.

"I think he needs to be locked up for a while..."

Kurama nodded. "Yes, I think so too."

"Nani? You can't lock me up!"

Kurama pulled out a small seed. "Yes, I believe we can."

As Hiei sat in the corner, bound by a vine like plant, Yuusuke and Kurama began to plan how they could rid his house of the talking objects...

That wasn't a very good chapter. Oh well. Next chapter, Kuwabara joins the fun! xD (no, he's not getting bashed). I believe the printer shall 'attack' next.

Review, onegai!