Chapter One
Goten the Jerk
He had no right to do that! That dirty stupid two-timing scoundrel! He had some nerve!!
Chelsy landed at the door of the house she shared with the perseon she thought for years to be her uncle, even though he really wasn't. (Chelsy was raised as Krillin and Juuhachigou's first child, and thus Juunanagou's niece. For those of you that didn't know)
Juunanagou aparently wasn't home, because when she wsung open the door and slammed it shut again, he didn't come running.
Fine! Whatever! He can't fix my problem any way!
....or maybe her can?
"Chelsy-Chan, you are soo devious...!" Chelsy rubbed her hands together and grinned.
"Please tell me that you are not talking to yourself, because you're really not that interesting." someone behind her said. Chelsy turned, and wasn't surprised to see Juunanagou standing there, but was surprised to see that he had a load of laundry in his hand.
"Ohh!" Chelsy said in fake astonishment. "Decided to get off of your lazy butt and do something for once?" Juunanagou dropped the basket he was carrying the laundry with in front of the couch.
"No I was hopeing that you would do this one."
"Again?" was Chelsy's flat reply.
"Yep." He then sat down himself and Chelsy followed suit. "Good day?"
Chelsy resisted the urge to scream and shout all over again, and snorted a laugh istead.
"Hell no!" she said this a little louder than she had intended, but campared to what she wanted to do that had been nothing.
"Geeez, what happened now? You break a nail?" he replied sarcasticly, Chelsy shot up her middle finger at him...and ironicly the nail was broken.
"As a matter of fact I did." she shouted again. "And that is the least of my problems."
"Then you have serious problems. An atomic bomb must've landed on the mall."
Chelsy held two finger about a centimeter apart. "You are about this close to getting smacked, Juunanagou." Juuanagou looked concerned for a moment and then was back to his normal quick wittted self
"Wow, she's really mad, she called me by my real name."
Chelsy's anger fluctuated for a moment, at the breif sign of concern. "Do you want to hear my problem or not?"
Juunanagou shrugged for a moment, then said something he wouldn't have said to anyone else.
"Oh I don't know, can I fix it?" he smiled a genuine smile, and so did Chelsy.
"I really hope so."
Thus, Chelsy explained how Goten, her boyfriend up until about three hours ago, told her that it was over because he had found someone new. Chelsy found the girl about three minutes later, and flicked her off...and the girl bit her finger tip...
"So he chose the phyco one over you?"
Chelsy nodded. "And that's not all."
"...Do tell...." He sighed, she in the middle of her story...there was no backing out now...even he would have done the stupid laundry if it meant he didn't have to listen to the drama this queen had...
So Goten chose the phyco bitch, and Chelsy was out a nail. Over all a bad day. But it got worse. Because it took chelsy a whole hour to realise that this meant she was going to graduate without a boyfriend, and wouldn't get married and wouldn't have kids who could kick the living crap out of anybody. This had teenaged drama queen written all over it...
"Ok...so how am I supposed to be able to help with this?" Juunanagou was completely confused because he was not in this story to begin with, and couldn't find a way that he could cure it either...
However, Chelsy grinned. And a grinning Chelsy was a scarey Chelsy.