"How much has he had to drink?" Steve asked Pony, turning around from the passengers seat.
"I dunno, it's Two-Bit, who knows?" Pony said shrugging.
Pony, Johnny, Steve, Soda and Two-Bit were driving home from the DX in Steve's car. In the mean time Two-Bit was singing unknown songs then would burst out laughing.
When they pulled into the driveway and got out of the car Two-Bit fell out when he opened the door.
"Ouch, who put the ground there?" He asked in amazement.
"Up we go, Matthews." Soda said helping Two-Bit up.
"Who turned the lights off?" Pony asked pushing open the door.
"Tia said she was going to sleep when we left, something about being really tired." Johnny reminded him.
It was eight at night and the house was dark. Pony shrugged in reponse and went into the house. They went into the living room and Soda flicking on the lightswitch.
"Well, thats interesting." Steve said trying not to laugh.
KJ and Tia's make-out session on the couch was cut short but the guys getting home. KJ rolled off of Tia onto the floor and sat up to look at the guys. Tia looked just as shocked.
"Your sooooo busted." Two-Bit said laughing.
"Your sooooo drunk." Tia replied pulling her shirt down so that it met her pants again.
"No I'm not!" Two-Bit said trying to sound offended.
"Yeah you are." Tia replied, pulling her hair back into a pony tail.
"Okay, but just a bit." Two-Bit replied laughing.
"Well this is all fun, but I think I should leave." KJ said climbing off of the floor, clearly uncomfortable with the situation.
"See ya later." Tia replied giving KJ a quick kiss before he left.
Tia stood up and straightend up her clothes. The guys were still starring at her.
"Don't look at me like that. I am a big girl, I know what I am doing." Tia replied rolling her eyes.
"I don't think you do." Two-Bit replied slinging an arm over her shoulders. "I think its time that we had a little talk."
"Thanks for the offer, but I think I would like to pass." Tia replied.
"It wasn't an offer, now sit down." Two-Bit replied, a sly smile on his lips.
In the meantime Two-Bit and Johnny were heading for the door.
"Where do you think you are going?" Two-Bit asked, his words slightly slurred.
"Out." Pony replied, his ears bright red.
"I think you should stay for this." Two-Bit replied laughing.
"We had already had this talk." Pony reminded him quietly.
"Yes, but, this time its different, we have a girl's point of view." Two-Bit said motioning to Tia.
Pony knew that there was no point in argueing. He sat down in the armchair, Johnny sighed and sat on the floor. This was going to be a long night.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Dallas Winston saw the lights on at the Curtis house. It was 10:00 and Darry still wasn't home but he figured he would go see the rest of the gang anyways.
He pushed open the door and heard laughter coming from the living room. When he entered the room, he found Tia, Soda and Steve, doubled over laughing. Pony and Johnny were sitting there silently, their eyes wide, starring straight a head. Two-Bit was sitting on the couch next to Tia laughing too.
"Whats going on?" Dally asked.
"We came home to find Tia underneath KJ." Two-Bit said looking up at Dally.
"WHAT?!" Dally yelled, his eyes wide too.
"Oh, keep your pants on Dally because I sure did, I'm no whore." Tia replied laughing.
"Soo, I figured I should give Tia 'the talk'." Two-Bit said proudly.
"Your drunk!" Dally groaned as if it wasn't bad enough, he could just imagine the things Two-bit had told her.
"Yeah, it makes it a whole lot funnier too." Tia replied.
"So, what did you learn kid?" Two-Bit asked Tia.
"Never trust a guy like you." Tia replied laughing.
"I dunno, it's Two-Bit, who knows?" Pony said shrugging.
Pony, Johnny, Steve, Soda and Two-Bit were driving home from the DX in Steve's car. In the mean time Two-Bit was singing unknown songs then would burst out laughing.
When they pulled into the driveway and got out of the car Two-Bit fell out when he opened the door.
"Ouch, who put the ground there?" He asked in amazement.
"Up we go, Matthews." Soda said helping Two-Bit up.
"Who turned the lights off?" Pony asked pushing open the door.
"Tia said she was going to sleep when we left, something about being really tired." Johnny reminded him.
It was eight at night and the house was dark. Pony shrugged in reponse and went into the house. They went into the living room and Soda flicking on the lightswitch.
"Well, thats interesting." Steve said trying not to laugh.
KJ and Tia's make-out session on the couch was cut short but the guys getting home. KJ rolled off of Tia onto the floor and sat up to look at the guys. Tia looked just as shocked.
"Your sooooo busted." Two-Bit said laughing.
"Your sooooo drunk." Tia replied pulling her shirt down so that it met her pants again.
"No I'm not!" Two-Bit said trying to sound offended.
"Yeah you are." Tia replied, pulling her hair back into a pony tail.
"Okay, but just a bit." Two-Bit replied laughing.
"Well this is all fun, but I think I should leave." KJ said climbing off of the floor, clearly uncomfortable with the situation.
"See ya later." Tia replied giving KJ a quick kiss before he left.
Tia stood up and straightend up her clothes. The guys were still starring at her.
"Don't look at me like that. I am a big girl, I know what I am doing." Tia replied rolling her eyes.
"I don't think you do." Two-Bit replied slinging an arm over her shoulders. "I think its time that we had a little talk."
"Thanks for the offer, but I think I would like to pass." Tia replied.
"It wasn't an offer, now sit down." Two-Bit replied, a sly smile on his lips.
In the meantime Two-Bit and Johnny were heading for the door.
"Where do you think you are going?" Two-Bit asked, his words slightly slurred.
"Out." Pony replied, his ears bright red.
"I think you should stay for this." Two-Bit replied laughing.
"We had already had this talk." Pony reminded him quietly.
"Yes, but, this time its different, we have a girl's point of view." Two-Bit said motioning to Tia.
Pony knew that there was no point in argueing. He sat down in the armchair, Johnny sighed and sat on the floor. This was going to be a long night.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Dallas Winston saw the lights on at the Curtis house. It was 10:00 and Darry still wasn't home but he figured he would go see the rest of the gang anyways.
He pushed open the door and heard laughter coming from the living room. When he entered the room, he found Tia, Soda and Steve, doubled over laughing. Pony and Johnny were sitting there silently, their eyes wide, starring straight a head. Two-Bit was sitting on the couch next to Tia laughing too.
"Whats going on?" Dally asked.
"We came home to find Tia underneath KJ." Two-Bit said looking up at Dally.
"WHAT?!" Dally yelled, his eyes wide too.
"Oh, keep your pants on Dally because I sure did, I'm no whore." Tia replied laughing.
"Soo, I figured I should give Tia 'the talk'." Two-Bit said proudly.
"Your drunk!" Dally groaned as if it wasn't bad enough, he could just imagine the things Two-bit had told her.
"Yeah, it makes it a whole lot funnier too." Tia replied.
"So, what did you learn kid?" Two-Bit asked Tia.
"Never trust a guy like you." Tia replied laughing.