Hello Peoples!!!!! No, I am not dead... I know, it's hard to believe, the lack of updating and all. However, I have been busy being sick and I had exams, and I procrastinate like you couldn't believe!!!!!

Anyway, on with the show!!! The Chapter is dedicated to Nights Child!! Go, now, read her fic!!!!! And point out to her that Yami cannot grind his hips into Seto's hips as Yami is a runt and could not possibly get his hips to make contact with Seto's. He would have better luck humping Seto's kneecaps...

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Yu-Gi-Oh, I have lots and lots of money and can buy and sell your ass. Yes, and that's why I spend my time posting my little ficcie on ff.net. Yes.

Chapter 2

Board Meeting

Seto relaxed back into in cushy CEO's chair. He surveyed the people across the table through cold, blue eyes.

He was, yet again, interviewing young business hopefuls who thought they could bring new opportunities to Kaiba Corp ™. So far he had interviewed seven young entrepreneur hopefuls.

There was James, who had suggested that Kaiba Corp ™ become an International program devoted to the protection of Earwigs.

James even supplied the Earwigs. Seto proceeded to further limit the Earwigs population by throwing the display and James out the office window.

And there was Susan, she thought that Kaiba Corp ™ should take a more "religious" path.

She followed James.

But his favourite so far was George. His idea involved bunnies.

Enough said.

Next on the list was a Mr Mark Star.

"Jeff, have my secretary bring in Mr Star" Directed Seto to one of his 'Yes' men.

"Yes sir Mr Kaiba sir."

Kaiba's secretary drew a lot of attention, considering the secretary's attire consisted of a mini-skirt.... only a mini-skirt.

Also, Kaiba's secretary was Bakura.

Kaiba choked on his coffee. And it wasn't only because Bakura had forgotten his skirt. Behind Bakura came "Mark Star".

Only, Mr Star wasn't Mr Star. Mr Star was Mr Ishtar.

Marik was dressed in a navy blue suit and had his long, blond hair tied back in a neat pony tail. Under his left arm he carried a shiny leather briefcase.

"Good morning Sir" he said as he sent Kaiba an innocent smile.

"Uh...Good morning" Kiaba quickly planed a routine similar to that of how he had dealt with James.

"Sir, if you don't mind, I would like to move on with my presentation."

"Yes, yes, of course."

Marik opened his brief case and handed each person present a small booklet. Then he inserted a disk into the projector.

"Ahem... Mr Kaiba, other members of the board, I am here to present to you my new vision of Kaiba corp. If you could all turn to page three please..."

The room was filled with the sound of papers being turned, preceding this, the room was filled with gasps.

Right there, on the page in front of the most powerful teen in the world, was hardcore gay porn.

Not any kind of gay porn, but gay porn with Marik's and Kaiba's heads (The kind with eyes, ears mouth etc) had been super-imposed onto the bodies.

"As you can see, my new approach to business with attract many new customers" He turned to the screen where there wore more pictures. They were moving this time.

Seto summoned as much self control as he could muster, alas, it was useless.

Something was rising below.

"Uh... Meeting adjourned." He picked up a folder as positioned it so it covered the incriminating evidence as he shooed his executives out the door.

"What's the matter sir?" Marik put on his most innocent look.

Kaiba grabbed Marik roughly by the arm, "What on earth do you think you're doing!!??"

Marik look of innocence turned to one of gloating as he wrapped an arm around Kaiba's waist and brought their lips together in a passionate battle.

Kaiba let out a small moan as all thoughts of Marik suffering the same fate as James were abandoned.

Kaiba gently guided Marik onto the large table in the middle of the room as he let his hands roam over the other mans buttocks and gently squeezed them.

He broke the kiss just long enough to call Bakura in. Kaiba secretary bounded in, with nothing on but the lights.

"Bakura, cancel my one o'clock"

Ok peoples!! Chapter 2 is done!!! Please review gives out cake .....please???? Oh, and for those of you who are keeping score, Marik is winning 2/0.