Alias: Yosh! Not so long a wait this time, ne? *grins*
Disclaimer: All GS Saiyuki characters belong to Kazyua Minekura-sensei and not me, or I'd not be in university, ne?
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Never Look into a Girl's Purse.
By AliasOfWestgate
Hakkai sat at the base of a near by tree now realizing he still had a backpack slung over his shoulder. He smiled thinking how silly of him to have forgotten it in their hurry. It was an older bag that looked to have survived a few wars already but still good as a new one. He was going to leave it closed and send it with whoever was sent to her world next but then the saru appeared. "Oi Hakkai what's that?"
"Mitsu's bag. I seem to have brought it here with me."
"What's in it?"
"Goku, it would be rude to search her bag."
"Hakkai, I wanna see some stuff from that world. One look couldn't hurt. I'll be careful with whatever is in there. I promise. Please." Goku was big eyed and pleading, as if for a freshly baked nikuman.
"I guess if we are careful one look wouldn't hurt." He sighed quietly.
The driver opened the flap that covered the opening to the pack. The first thing and most obvious was a thick, soft covered book. He slowly pulled the book out with great care for the thin paper of the pages and cover. As the cover became visible Goku exclaimed, "Hey, that's us!"
Hakkai nodded opening the book as if it could fall apart in his hands. His eyes went wide as he shut the book at a near slamming speed. Gojyo looked up at the sound and investigated, then snatched the book from Hakkai's hands, as the green eyed man was still in mild disorientation. The kappa gazed into it and proceeded to blush to the tips of his ears. Goku had started looking at the book around Gojyo's shoulder to read, but was thwarted when the kappa stood up, holding the book above his head. Goku started jumping for the book which the kappa now held above his reach. "This is not a book for children." The red haired hanyou taunted around his ragged cigarette. Goku's cries of "Lemme see! Lemme see!" rang through the forest as he leaped around the kappa.
Sanzo's tolerance for noise had reached its end. The noise level abruptly went down as the surly monk took the book from Gojyo. Ending any and all protests with the gun aimed point blank in Gojyo's face. Gojyo surrendered, hands to the air valuing his life more than the book. Sanzo awkwardly opened the large volume with one hand still holding the gun to Gojyo's face. His droopy lavender eyes went wide. He threw the book to the ground and discharged two rounds into it wishing the book death. The book became a smoldering heap, quietly burning on the forest floor.
"Ano, we probably should have returned that." Hakkai reminded Sanzo from his spot at the foot of the tree.
Sanzo let out a grunt and returned to his spot away from the racket, as the two noisier members had remembered there was more inside the backpack. Gojyo was now digging happily through the bag. "Hey saru look they turned you plastic!" Gojyo's voice was insufferably smug as he said this. He held out a tiny strap with a tiny plastic version of Goku dangling off it. "That isn't me it just looks like me, what else is in there?" was his retort as they pawed through more of the unknown contents.
"Ano, please Mitsu will probably like what is left of her things back." Hakkai pleaded, but knew his words fell on deaf ears. He gave up, and leaned against the tree, mind still slightly broken from the contents of the book he had just read.
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Owari ^_~
Alias: HEH. *grins wickedly* I toldja to watch out again, didn't I? This particular piece of evilness was brought to you by Missheru (prod and she'll deny everything) and not me. I embellished, she provided the words. Yes, I betaed for this little "omake' once again.
Now this interlude was brought along to remind you that I'm working on the real chap 6(now chap 7) and it will be about soon. For now, have a bit of fun. I'll be back later folks, with the goods!
Ja ne,
Alias