(Disclaimer- I do NOT own Fairly Odd Parents and/or the characters from the show, I'm just a girl who loves writing stories and stuff, Fairly Odd Parents and the characters from the show belongs to Butch Hartman.)
(Author's note- Firstly, just want to say: THANK YOU!!!!!, to all the people that reviewed me. They're all good reviews, so far anyway. lol. Anyway, this chapter could get intense, and a little confusing. In my notebook, I left a REALLY GOOD cliffhanger, but I thought it was too short. So, I will make it A LOT longer because, well, I CAN!! Muhahahaha, I have problems. :::Smiles:::
WARNING! IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH Channel Chasers, THERE ARE SPOILERS HERE
Timmy Knows
"Well," Wanda began "Before we had you two as our godchildren, we had Timmy and-"
"Timmy's your dad!" Cosmo finished.
Tammy and Tommy gasped repeatedly like dry fish on land. Eyebrows were up, ears and cheeks bright red, but quiet.
"Timmy, our DAD used to be YOUR godchild?" Tammy asked.
"Yes," Wanda and Cosmo said.
"That's fool, can't be true!" Tommy said.
"Ask your dad, but then again, he can't remember anything. Even if he did, it would be against 'Da Rules, and he'd probably find out that we're your godparents. Which is also against 'Da Rules," Wanda informed.
Tammy and Tommy smirked in a pleased manner. The twin instinct was still working, and Wanda shouldn't have said "against Da' Rules". Tommy tossed Tammy the muffin, and she bit into the muffin.
"I wish my dad would remember about his fairy godparents," The muffin sparkled.
Tammy took another bite. "I wish he would be able to tell Tommy and I about his faeries and the things he did with his faeries until he lost them."
Tammy looked at the last piece of the muffin. She had to make a last wish, so she bit into it. "I wish that it was okay for my dad to know about how Tommy and I have Cosmo and Wanda for godparents."
The muffin sparkled its last sparkle, and the paper holding the eaten muffin fell to the ground.
The Turner twins were expecting something extravagant to happen; a big flash, loud noise, person barging in the room. It wasn't a person came into the room, it was the Vickybot. The faeries speedily poofed into their goldfish bowl.
"Vickybot!" Tammy and Tommy exclaimed in unison.
"I sense happy," It beeped "Happy NOT good! Go to bed, now!" The robot grabbed Tammy and Tommy with its metal claws and flung them into bed.
Despite the twins' differences, they shared two things in common. One, their bedroom, and two, hatred for Vickybot.
I can't believe it's making me go to sleep at 8:00 on a Friday night. Tammy thought. Then again, it is 11:00 on the East Coast.
Stupid, stupid, stupid-hey, I still have cheese. Tommy thought.
He was ready to grab for the cheese, but Vickybot came in and stole the cheese, then left again. Tommy hit his head against the wall several times, and made himself fall asleep.
While the children were sleeping, Timmy Turner was wide-awake. He was driving home from a tiring day at his movie studio being director of a new movie in the making when FLASH! Quick memories passed before his eyes like a movie, only he was the star. The strange thing was that the memories were from his childhood until he reached 18-years-old.
The main thing he noticed was a couple. They couldn't be his parents, the couple was too short, and they were floating. They were pink and green creatures that had wings, wands, and crowns.
"Oh my God," He said to himself "I had fairy godparents."
The shock almost caused him to drive off to the wrong side of the road. HE managed to keep one hand on the steering wheel, and the other wiping the sweat on his forehead. I can' tell Tootie this, she's on business right now in Miami, Timmy thought. Chester and AJ will think I'm nuts! The kids? Timmy rubbed his chin. I can tell them, I guess. Timmy stared at the road in front of him. He would be home in a couple of minutes. Wait, Tammy and Tommy. Do they have fairy-nah. Why would they, they don't have an evil babysitter and inattentive parents like I did. Timmy widened his eyes to the irony. Holy crap, they do. Their Vickybot was like Vicky, literally actually because Vicky programmed all those robots. And Tootie and I are the inattentive parents like Mom and Dad were. They have fairy godparents like I did! But I can't tell them that I know, their faeries would go away forever. He looked at the road carefully. He could see the house with only one light from the living room. Vickybot is probably watching television, and she put the kids to sleep. Timmy looked at the digital clock inside the car. 8:15? On a Friday night? Then again, it IS 11:15 on the East Coast. He parked into the driveway, took the keys out, and slammed the car door closed. He unlocked the front door, and saw Vickybot watching the make-up channel.
"Good evening, Vickybot," Timmy greeted.
"Good evening, Mr. Turner," It greeted back and put its hand out. Timmy shook it gleefully.
"The MONEY," It said.
"Oh, sorry," He reached into his pocket and gave the Vickybot a 10-dollar bill.
The robot stared at the money bewildered.
"Where's the usual $250, sir?"
"Don't have enough," He lied "Good night, Vickybot" He opened the door for the robot.
Vickybot seemed to glare at Mr. Turner, then left the household. Timmy dropped the briefcase against the door, and ran upstairs.
He knocked on the Turner twins' door, and Tammy opened it. She was awake reading a book, while Tommy was asleep.
"Did Tommy hit his head on the wall again?" Timmy asked.
"Yeah," Tammy answered.
"I need to talk to you guys," Timmy said in an orderly manner.
Tammy tried to keep the smile inside herself; she knew what he was going to say. Tommy jerked upward and hopped out of bed.
"Talk to us," He said.
"Well," Timmy said and looked at the fishbowl. Those look familiar. A little too familiar. "Those are Cosmo and Wanda!" Shoot, Timmy thought I said it out loud! C'mon kids, think of some excuse...
"It worked!" Tammy and Tommy cheered together.
The fish poofed into the fairy forms of themselves.
"Hey sport!" The faeries greeted in unison.
"Cosmo! Wanda!" Timmy cried, literally.
"It's been so long since we talked, Timmy," Wanda said.
"Yup, and I can finally admit that I'm a complete moron!" Cosmo added.
"Good for you, Cosmo," Timmy said "So, I see you got reassigned to Tommy and Tammy. Coincidence?"
"Nope, we begged to have Tammy and Tommy," Wanda told "Besides, it was either them or the boy who lived in a house made out of dairy products."
"But the house had cheese, Wanda, cheese! And cheese is niiiiice," Cosmo whined.
Timmy, Tammy, and Tommy rolled their eyes.
"Cosmo," Timmy said exasperatedly "You're such and idiot."
Suddenly, the room wiggled like jelly during an earthquake. Someone had entered the room within a cloud of gray. It was the toughest fairy in the universe, Jorgen Von Strangle. Instead of his usual army tank top and beige cargos, he was in a short white towel and shower cap from the Fairy World Day Spa.
"Tammy 'nd Tommy Turner!" He roared.
"Y-yes?" The twins stuttered.
"You have broke Fairy World rules, 'nd put Fairy World 'n DANGER, puny humans!"
"Sorry?" They apologized.
"You revealed the secret of your fairy godparents to your fatha', returned his memories of 'is faeries, 'nd abused the use of the MAGIC MUFFIN!"
Timmy's eyes widened. That's how the memories returned! Fairy-versary muffin- I know what to do!
"Jorgen!" Timmy shouted.
"Quiet, puny human."
"It's me, Timmy, Timmy Turner. Remember? Short kid, squeaky voice, buckteeth, and silly pink hat?"
"Turner? You were the child that use to have them," Jorgen pointed his wand toward Cosmo and Wanda.
"Jorgen, you owe me a couple. I saved the world a couple of times already. Such as the time Vicky Myers almost took over the world with the television and I beat her in a battle during Maho Mushi, and how Mr. Crocker almost took over the world but I stopped things, and lots of other stuff!"
"Those were YOUR mistakes. But I am unfamiliar with a television take-over." Oh yeah, Timmy thought I made everyone forget about THAT.
"I fixed them, right? I could've left Earth to a desolate wasteland with Mr. Crocker ruling it- with SHRIMP PUFFS!"
"Like it matters to us faeries," He chuckled.
"You could've been taking care of monkey butt," Timmy said in a deadpan tone.
Jorgen sighed and nodded. "Fine Turner, you may keep your memories of your childhood 'nd existence of faeries." He turned to the Tuner twins "'nd your father may keep the knowledge of you having Cosmo 'nd Wanda as fairy godparents."
"Thanks Jorgen," Timmy thanked.
"Yes, well, I must return to the spa. Wandisimo is giving his famous massages!" Jorgen poofed away.
"Wow," Timmy said "Jorgen's...change."
"Last year at the fairy convention, he told us that he wanted to be more fun loving and spirited," Wanda said.
"Pogo sticks weren't good for him," Cosmo added.
Then, Venus poofed into the room.
"Who are these faeries?" Timmy asked like he was annoyed. Can't they just wait a while... He thought.
"Ohmigosh!" Venus shouted and poofed into a lampshade. "I am NOT a fairy."
"It's okay, don't worry. I won't go crazy revealing to the world that faeries exist," Timmy assured.
"Oh," Venus poofed back into a fairy "You must be Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda told me they use to have you. That's cool."
"Yeah, I'm Timmy Turner."
"I'm Cosmo and Wanda's child, Venus. By the way, aren't you that new-on-the-Hollywood-block director on Earth?"
"That's why I live in California," Timmy smiled.
"Well...anyways...Mom, Dad, I'm sorry," Venus gave puppy-dog eyes.
"Said 'sorry' so many times, I can't even count!"
"That's cause you can't count higher than four, honey," Wands said.
"Riiiight," Cosmo agreed.
"Fine, later," Venus said and left.
Timmy looked at Tammy's digital clock, it read 8:30. He still had time to talk to Cosmo and Wanda before his kids would fall asleep at 9:00.
"Cosmo, Wanda, wow, when did you get a kid?" Timmy asked.
"Well, after we had to leave you, we didn't get automatically reassigned. So Cosmo and I went on 'vacation' and had Venus," Wanda said.
"Then you got Tammy and Tommy, right?"
"Yup it's great," Cosmo added while picking his nose.
"Well, some habits don't change," Timmy joked.
"Others do, like your habit of constantly chasing Trixie around like a stalker. But you ended up with Tootie," Wanda said.
"What?" Tammy and Tommy asked in unison.
"Long story," Mr. Turner muttered.
"We have all the time in the world to listen," Tammy said sweetly.
"Until 9:00 anyway," Tommy added bitterly.
"Well, okay," Timmy said and brought his kids to Tammy's bed by the window.
"Begin Dad," Tammy said.
"Story time! Wheeeeeee!" Cosmo cheered.
"I think I should start from the beginning. I was eight-years-old, and stuck with my parents all the time. It was okay with me, but hard for them. So one day, I ended up calling babysitting service by myself. I was about to have a long childhood of being babysat by Vicky." Timmy said.
"Aunt Vicky?" Tommy asked, and Timmy nodded.
"Since I had a babysitter, my parents were finally happy and able to work. Vick was such an evil babysitter, Icky really. I was a miserable child, hence Cosmo and Wanda." He smiled at the faeries.
"We did lots of stuff together. Whole lotta' fun and stupidity, but mostly stupidity! Such as turning the world into a superhero world."
"Frumkey!" Tommy squeaked.
"Not frumkey, not only did I make super heroes, but super villains," He said. It was mass chaos "I'll never forget all those hot girls in spandex." Shoot, I mixed up the things to say.
Tammy and Tommy giggled. It sounded like something their mom would say about the men in Physical Activities Illustrated.
"You got to tell us about that Trixie Cosmo and Wanda mentioned before," Tammy said.
"Wanda and Cosmo will fill you guys in," Timmy said. He hugged his children like stuffed animals. "Goodnight" With that, he left the room.
"So how did it happen?" Tommy asked and turned to his godparents.
"Well," Cosmo said and took out two puppets "When a mommy and daddy love each other verrrryyy much-"
"Cosmo, you moron, that it speech is when they get older," Wanda said and zipped his mouth shut. Cosmo frowned and unzipped his own mouth.
"When your Timmy was ten, he was OBSESSED with Trixie Tang," Cosmo said.
"I thought she didn't become a celebrity 'till later on," Tammy commented.
"They went to school together," Wanda said.
"Wow! No way!" Tammy yelped.
"Yup, but Timmy couldn't get her attention 'cause Timmy was unpopular, but Trixie was the most popular girl in school."
Ugh, like Leah Rhymes! Tammy thought. Darn it, I got to stop thinking about her.
"Then puberty happened! He got stronger, better looking, and lost his most interest in childhood things. Baseball cards and cheesy anime shows like Maho Mushi were past, and his silly pink hat too."
"Why did Dad have a pink hat?" Tommy asked and looked at his own.
"'Cause his parents thought he'd be a giiiiiiirrrrl!" Cosmo said.
Tommy had a sudden urge to burn his own pink hat.
"Trixie still didn't talk to him, she'd look at him, but not talk to him." Wanda said "Smartly for once, Timmy got over her. Timmy wasn't the only one who went through puberty though. Tootie did, too, not only beautiful, but had become absolutely lady-like and not so obsessed. She still liked Timmy, and Timmy developed a little crush on her. Before they knew it, hormones took over and they started to embrace each others bodies in hot passion and-"
"Ewwww, this is getting too mush, speed up the story!" Tommy interrupted.
"So Timmy asked her out, married at 20, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-puppet-story, Tootie gave birth at 20, and ten years later, here you are," Cosmo said speedily.
"Err, okay, that works too," Tommy said.
A slam came from outside Tammy's window. She peered outside and saw her mom was coming out of the cab. Tootie Turner was finally home from her two-week business trip in Florida. She waved the taxicab good-bye, and quietly as a mouse entered the house. She tiptoed into Tammy and Tommy's bedroom.
"Hi kids," She greeted.
"Mom!" The twins hugged her tightly.
"How was your day?"
"Same," They said.
"Dad is...where?"
"Room,"
"Mmkay, goodnight," Mrs. Turner hugged them goodnight. With that, the whole household settled to a quiet environment. What the Turners didn't realize was that they were in for a big day tomorrow.
(Author's Note- Hi! Sorry if the chappy was too long, and deepest apologies if you didn't like it. I worked pretty hard on this chappy, and the ending isn't REALLY a cliffhanger, but the next chapter gets REALLY good, and that's gonna be long too. Lol. See you in the next chappy, I hope.)
