Konnichiwa! Minna… I am a newby and not a good typist so hontou ni gomen nasai. I just wrote this for fun and boredom. Please don't get mad at me and don't ask me when the characters seem to be odd and very weird at this fic. And please, bear w/ my grammar & spelling. I know it is so stupid and horrible even my title. If any typo or mistake found, please review . That would help me a lot, so domo Arigatou 4 reading
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Spontaneous bad-lucks
Chapter 1: Mistaken Identity
Horo Horo was walking alone on the street fully satisfied on what he ate for his lunch recently.
Horo Horo: Nah, today is so relaxing no Pirikas whacking my head and no Rens nagging. (puts hands at the back of his head) Wonder what's Tamao doing by now...
He passed by a Chinese restaurant when he saw a robbery. Very curious he went inside when the robbers pointed guns on him….
Horo Horo: Do you think that should scare me? (smirks) (looks around and sees Ren sitting there calmly in his usual grumpy mood) Hey, it's Ren!!!
Ren: (hears Horo Horo's voice) So the idiot is here…
Horo Horo: Who are you calling idiot you grumpy sucker!!!! You should save this people instead of sitting around there!!!!!
Ren: Why should I??? Mind their own business, those flunkies were no match to me anyway, they are just a bunch of stupid weaklings…
Robber 1: Who's the weakling you…
The robber hasn't finished it's words when Horo Horo whacked them with his snowboard and fell unconscious. Ren stood up and grabbed the gun from the robber's hand.
Ren: Weaklings aren't deserved to live in this damned world looks down at the poor unconscious robber hm, aims the gun at the robbers' heads
Horo Horo: Yamero!!!! Baka!!! You shouldn't kill him!!!! What if you end up in jail!!!???
All they don't know is that someone outside saw this and contacted the police telling that there is a robbery occuring at the restaurant.
(Back at the restauranst)
Ren still holding the gun agreed 'somehow' to Horo Horo to let the people inside go out when the police came.
Cop 1: You're surrounded!
Cop 2: Put your firearms down and surrender!!
Horo Horo: Nah, see what we have done? We are the new heroes of downtown Tokyo!!! We have arrested the goons so no need to worry!!!
Ren: ………………………….
The someone outside that calld the police came inside w/ the cops and told them…
Someone: Yes!!! That's the 2 goons I saw!!! (points at Horo Horo & Ren) I saw that they whacked that 3 innocnet persons!!!! (points at the unconciuos robbers)
In short, the 2 were arrested. Ren was about to fight the cops when he was confronted by Horo Horo not to fight or else they would look more like goons.
(At the police station)
Cop 1: What's youre name?
Horo Horo: Horo Horo…
Cop 1: (forces oneself not to burst out laughing)
Horo Horo: What's wrong?!!!!! WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT MY NAME!!!!!!
Cop 1: Well, nothing, you have such a weird name…..
(Hey, I am very lazy to type the other things that happened as long as they got arrested and jailed that's all…. Gomen)
(Inside the jail)
Horo Horo: I am so so so so hungry……
Ren: Shut up!!!! We should find a way out of here knocks the walls gently to see which way are the easiest way out
Horo Horo: But how am I supposed to think of a way out when my tummy is empty????
Ren: Just eat whatever you see there, but NOT ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!!
Horo Horo: The only belongings that I have are my snowboard then those evil cops took them away from me how am I supposed to battle w/out them????!!!! Dammit!!!! (hits the wall)
Ren: Battle… You are such genius!!!! Yes!!! They havent got my Kwan-Dao!! (is that the word? Gomen if spelling is wrong) Yosha, ikoze!!! (hits the wall with that damned named weapon or whatever it is called)
The wall broke down easily that he didn't have to call Bason for that. They went out and sneaked out to the gate when they heard someone behind them say:
Guard: Hey, you 2 , what are you doing here???
Horo Horo: Uh, oh we're screwed!!!!
Ren: Shit! That bastard… (he and Horo Horo turned around slowly to face the guard)
Guard: Don't you know that this place isn't safe for kids??? Go out!!! This place is restricted!!!!! Shoo, shoo!!! (pushes Ren and Horo Horo out of the gate) Don't ever come back here!!!!
Horo & Ren: Sure!!!!!!! (walks out)
Guard: Bye and take care!!!!! (waves hands to the far away Horo & Ren)
(on the streets)
Ren: Such a dim-witted bastard, he didn't even noticed who we are…. (laughs) (using his usual laugh )
Horo Horo: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (stopped laughing when sees a poster of them on the walls on the street)
Ren: What the hell is the problem??
Horo Horo: Look, (points at the posters) WE ARE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ren: (looks at the pictures suspiciously and started to read the captions under their pictures) hmmm…
Horo Horo: (daydreams) I wonder if I would be rich and would have lots of food then will have lots of fans, not fan girls!!! And maybe Tamao would like me more and…
Horo Horo was cut off when Ren said:
Ren: Yes, we are indeed famous…
Horo Horo: So we should celebrate coz we would be a…
Ren: We shouldn't….
Horo Horo: Why???
Ren: We are totally famous not to the people but to the COPS!!!!! Cant you read what is written there? It says, "WANTED" you idiot….
Horo Horo: So what the hell should we gonna do now????
Ren: Better disguise…
Horo Horo: Disguise??? B- but how???
Ren: (smirks) Very easy.....
END OF CHAP 1
Notes: Yamero means stop
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