Finally updated… I have been too lazy this past few weeks. You know how precious life is when you just slack the whole day. By now I haven't thought of something to type yet so this may still suck. Review please...
NOTE: The time Trey (I am tired of typing Horo Horo) met Ren in a Chuuka shokudou in chapter 1 was afternoon. The time they had went out of the jail was evening so time setting here is evening. And when they had rode in the train (read the story to know) was a minute before midnight. THIS IS NOT YAOI and whatever you read there doesnt mean any yaoi or whatsoever!! I HATE YAOI!!! Those that you will read below are not for Yaoi purposes but for humor purposes. Ok?
Xie Xie Ni for understanding and Piao Xing Ni for not unaderstanding. Dont know aht does that mean? research!!
DISCLAIMER: I dont own anything,
Chapter 2: "Densha-Eki Kyou"
Trey: Disguise?!! Where do you think we can get those things? We dont have any money...
Ren: Shut up! It is all your fault then you will complain!!
Trey: So you are blaming me!!! If you just didnt sit w/ your ass I didnt tried to whack those bastards!!! (pinches Ren's nose)
Ren: Let go of my nose dumb-ass!!! (pulls Trey's hands from his nose and kicks Trey's member)
Trey: Yaaaaaa-oooouuuuccchhhhhhh!!!!!!! You... bastard!!!! (kicks Ren's memeber)
Ren: Ooooooooo!!!!! Iiiitttaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!!!
Trey: Now we're even (Ren gone) eh, where did he go?
Ren: (from behind) GO TO HELL!!!!! (attacks)
So they attacked each other while all people are looking. Another idiot called a police and the stupid cops rushed in. Unfortunetely, the cops recognized them.
Cop1: Ah! I know you!!! You are the 2 fugitives!!!!
Ren: Shit!!!
Trey: Run!!! (runs w/ Ren trailing behind)
Finally they had lost the cops but they are so tired. They have reached to a mall to cool themselves and the posters of foods there attracted them to eat ESPECIALLY TREY that almost ATE the POSTERS. So by now they decided to eat in a restaurant but will just escape after eating. Trey ordered lots of foods that made them very noticeable. But unfortunately, while escaping they got caught and got recognized again as the 2 famous "fugitives" so they are in the run. They passed at a department store and hid at the fitting rooms bringing some clothes they saw that they needed for disguise. Trey wore a girls clothe and luckily w/ a wig. Unluckily Ren doesnt want to wear a girl's cloth so he just changed his clothes into another but he wasnt wearing anything to conceal his face or hair so they got caught again and run and run and run. Finally while running they lost the cops. They saw a train station. (is that how is it called in english?) So they went in that god-damned named station.
NOTE: In some stations in Japan and Korea before you enter the main station where the train passes there is a wall maybe 4 feet tall w/ an opening at the end guarded by a guard (duh!) and people fall in line in that opening at the end to shou the ticket to the guard. You cannot enter w/out the ticket.
Trey: What now are we going to ride the train? We dont have money to buy that shit!!!
Ren: Ok, here is the plan... (whispers to Trey)
Trey: Are you sure that would work?
Ren: That would work as long as it wasnt decided by a dim-witted dumb-ass behind me...
Trey: Say what?
Ren: Just do it!
(Trey lines up w/ people going to the entrance Ren drops soemthing pretends and jumps behind that wall the guard saw this and ran over to Ren)
Guard: Hey!! Trying to sneak aye?
Ren: (gestures a "go in while the entrance was unguarded" on his face to Trey, Trey does what said) (now to the guard) No! I dropped something so I'm just getting it back! (pretends to be attempting to go back to where he was standing before)
Guard: (suspicious)
Ren: Look!!!! There is a man bringing a knife!!!!! (points to nowhere)
Guard: !!!!! (goes where Ren points, Ren escapes and goes to the main station where Trey is)
(At the main station)
Trey: At last!! We can go back to Funbari...
Ren:....
(back to the guard)
Guard: damn that brat!!! (getting bumped)
Cop1: Hey sorry!!!!! We are in a hurry! (runs)
Cop2: By the way, have you seen these 2 people? (describes Trey and Ren)
Guard: Hell yeah!!! They are the ones that sneaked in!!!
So the police and the guard teamed up to get Ren and Trey but unluckily for the police, they didnt got Trey and Ren because they had rode the train already. But Unlickily for them too because they didnt know that that train would lead them to a remote city from Tokyo. But unlickily again beacuase the ticket inspector is coming and they dont know what to do...
NOTE: They sat down at the most secluded part of the train, at the back.
Trey: Shit!! He's coming
Ren: No other way!!! (gulps and feels he likes to puke)
When the inspector came:
(Ren kisses Trey, yeah that's possible since Trey could be mistaken as a girl w/ his disguise)
Inspector: Oh gosh!!! (tries to cover eyes and runs away)
Trey & Ren: EEEEEEEWWWWWWEEEEEEEE ( pukes, spit, vomit, throw etc.)
They stared at each other for a while and finally laughs. They thought that life can be very stupid sometimes...
A few more minutes passed... The cool midnight breeze from the open window, the serene surroundings and the dust in their eyes... they had went to dreamland. But unfortunately they dont have an idea where the hell they would end up.....
End chap2
Yeah I know it is so stupid.... please review...