Ha, I'm here again...­ I still don't know what to type so this may suck again. Anyway, thanks again for the reviews. So here's chap 5. review ‚¨Šè‚¢‚µ‚Ü‚·...

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Chapter 5: NA-NA-NA-NA-NANDA KOITSU????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sitting around the bonfire eating grilled fish at the cold midnight)

Horohoro: Hard to admit, but I have to thank you for saving me...

(FLASH BACK)

(Ren was about to jump in the window to avoid getting exploded w/ the train)

Horohoro: (buried in the piles of debris) HELP!!!!!!! Im stuck!!!!!!!!

(Ren hears Horo's voice)

Ren: Ch... good for you... (about to jump out)

Somebody: (Just in Ren's mind) Please save him...

Ren: (POV) Dare da kisama wa!!!!!!!!!

Somebody: (seems to be Pirika's voice ringing in Ren's mind) Please save Horo-niichan...

Horohoro: (screams) SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: (now back to reality) Kuso... (turns back and goes to save Horohoro)

Horohoro: USHIRO NI MIRU!!!!!!!!

Ren: Eh? (looks behind) (burning debris were about to fall on them)

Horohoro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Ren: (Pushes Horohoro out) DOKE BAKA!!!!!!!!!!! (debris fell on Ren)

Horohoro: REN!!!!!!!!!!!

(END OF FLASH BACK)

Ren: You shouldnt thank me, I didnt did that for you...

Horohoro: Nani koto da?

Ren: Would you try to use your head? (pauses) A, yeah, I forgot you dont have one...

Horohoro: NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: 'Cao Ni De Diao' to iu koto da....

Horohoro: What does that mean?

Ren: Fuck your ass... (stands up) I am tired of getting along with you... (goes back to the cottage)

Horohoro: Easily gets mad... (murmurs) I still dont get it... (pauses and blinks) A!, Hey! You havent finished eating yet!!!!!!!!

(Horohoro hears something form the cottage)

Ren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horohoro: (hears Ren's scream) !!!!!!!!????? HEY! What's wrong over there!!!!! (runs to the cottage)

(At the cottage)

Horohoro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! NA- NA- NANYATTENDAYO KOITSU-RA WA!!!!

Elie: And you two? What are you doing here?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ren: We are the one asking you!!!!!! What are you bitches doing in here?????!!!!!!!!!!

Sharona: And you called us bitch!!!!!!!!! We entered this cottage first, fucker!!!!!!!

Ren: AND WE MADE THE COTTAGE, KUSO BABA.....

Horohoro: Aherm... look who's talking...

Ren: Shut up... Imbecile...

Horohoro: Try to say that again and I'll blow your ass......

Ren: Imbecile.....

Horohoro: (twitches) That's it... You're breaking my nerves.....

Sally: (sniffs the air) I smell some fight cooking around........ (brings out her weapon, the one that looks like a very big hammer)

And just a minute......

Cottage: BOOM!

Sharona: Look what you have done to the cottage kono baka!!!!!!!!

Ren / Horohoro / Sally: (points to each other) She / He started it!

Lily: (peace sign)

Millie: Excuse me, will you let me speak just a bit?

All: Ok...

Millie: So, where are we going to sleep?

All: O.o............

(So they decided to create a new cottage and started to build a bigger one. they helped each other to create one)

Ren: Did I heard it right that you will have a picnic here? (gathers twigs)

Sharona: So, like to join? (ties down the twigs)

Horohoro: MY PLEASURE MS. SHARONA!!!!!!

Lily: Why did you ask? Arent you having a picnic in here by now?

Ren: (throws the twigs) Do we look like having a picnic????! We are lost in this God-damned island, cant you see it????!!!!!!!!!

Sharona: Lost???? A-hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

The whole lily 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ren / Horohoro: (blinks) W-what's funny???

Sharona: A-hahaha this is just a-haha an hahahahaha artificial island and is a picnic site ahahahahahaha.............

Horohoro: So....... we arent... lost?

Lily: Definitely.... hahahahahaha.....

Millie: Behind that thick artificial woods were the exit and there you can go back to the city again...

Sally: Yeah, we had a hard time going in here because of the train that exploded near here just this morning.

Ren: A train... exploded? (looks at Horohoro, Horohoro does the ssme)

Millie: It gave too much traffic this afternoon since the road where the train debris fell were in repair so we have to re-route and we came here in midnight...

Sharona: (eyes sparking)

Lily: What's wrong Sharona? Any good idea sparked?

Sharona: (Gathers Liliy5 and whispers to veryone)

Ren / Horohoro: ???????

The whole Lily 5: (evil grin) hehehehehehehehehehehe

Ren / Horohoro: Na-nanda!?

(At the Asakura Residence)

Pirika: (sitting outside, holding the sleeping Kororo in her arms) Nii-chan.......

Somebody: Nemurenai no ka?

Pirika: (turns back) A- Anna-chan.....

Anna: Can I join you? (sits beside Pirika)

Pirika: A, sure.....

Anna: Cant sleep aye?

Pirika: A, hai.... Nii-chan worries me a lot.....

Anna: Horohoro is not the only person you are worrying of.....

Pirika: What do you mean?........ I dont get it?

Anna: Lies will lead your tounge to be cut off....... I know you are worried of him, you wouldnt lose anything anyway if you hide it in fact you will gain something.

Pirika: What, what gain are you talking about? who's the 'him' are you referring to?

Anna: Dont try to imitate me. You woudlnt get him if you will act like I do. Just be true to what you feel. Try to break the ice within you............. (stands up) Hope my words will clear you out....... (walks away going back to her room)

Pirika: A-............................. Anna-chan.......

(leaves from the trees were moving, twigs are swaying)

Pirika: What the..... someone's hiding in here! I sense soemthing not good!

(Inside the house)

Anna: Eh, something bad's going in here!

(Everybody got awakened about that evil sense they felt when suddenly)

Pirika: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!SOMEBODYS TRYING TO.......... (vanished)

Yo: (running to outside) Pirika-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(evryones runs outside)

The evil one: Let me borrow first this girl... (holds Pirika's unconcious face) I need something from her for our uses...........

Amidamaru: Pe- Peote - tachi janee ka???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peote: Else Correct!

Kanna: Sorry to bother you guys..... we just need something to have fun on.... a-hahaha.....

Mari: Mari tsumanai.............

Yo: You bitch!!! Let go of her!!!!!!!! Amidamaru! Hyoi-gattai!

Kanna: Chotto wa ne.... we are not here to fight. We just need something from you and we got it so we dont have anything else to do in here...

Machi: Besides you are not ready to beat us yet so I guess we will still give you time to practice on dying ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opacho: Opacho is very happy, ahahahahahahaha

Peote: So, gotta go now, better luck on beating us next time ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! (all of them vanished)

Yo: CHOTTO WA YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET GO OF HER!!!!!!!!!! PIRIKA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kororo: (cries)

Anna: (eyes under bangs)

-------------------------- END OF CHAPTER 5------------------------------

So finally finished chapter 5........ I know it sucked....... Please review