Okay, this story kind of gets into it straight away, and I'm writing this two hours and fifteen minutes before the taxi arrives and I go on holiday for two weeks, so bear with me, okay?

Disclaimer- I don't own Fairly Odd Parents. Only this plot.

Fairly Odd Parents

Keep your Enemies Close

"So... I guess this is our last day together?" Timmy asked sadly. The two godparents looked at each other sadly. Wanda nodded slowly. Cosmo didn't know what to do.

"Can't I wish for time to go back or something?" he asked hopefully.

"I wish you could sport, but Fairy World knows about what can happen. You have until midnight before we have to go, and you forget about us." Wanda explained.

It was nine in the morning. Timmy thought for a moment.

"Well, I wish that I didn't forget about you then!" Timmy wished. The two fairies raised their wands and cast the wish.

"Now remember Timmy, if you tell anyone about us when we've gone, then you'll have your memory erased. Your full memory. You won't know anything about yourself!" Wanda warned.

"You'll be just like me!" Cosmo exclaimed. Timmy and Wanda looked at him strangely. He never took anything seriously.

"Well, we'll have to spend all day together then." Timmy told the two of them. "But for that, I need something. I wish I didn't have to sleep!"

"Now sport, remember last time you wished for that..."

"Done!" Cosmo waved his wand and granted the wish. Wanda frowned.

"Well, it's only for me!" Timmy exclaimed. "Well, there's one thing I've always wanted to know. I know loads of people, who hate me, but I need to know- who is my worst enemy?"

"Well, let's go look at the people who hate you, and find out!" Wanda replied. There was a puff of smoke, and the three of them vanished. They appeared at school, although it was a Saturday. Francis the bully was picking on some little kids.

"Hmm..." Timmy thought out loud, "Francis is mean to me. Maybe he's my worst enemy!"

"Timmy, Francis picks on everyone. He hates you all, and you all hate him!" Cosmo pointed out. They vanished again and appeared outside Crocker's house.

"What about my teacher, Mr. Crocker?" Timmy asked.

"Well, it's his job to hate you!" Cosmo laughed.

"You almost got it right Cosmo, but I don't think he's Timmy's worst enemy." Wanda told them.

"What about Vicky?" Timmy questioned. Wanda sighed.

"Vicky hates everyone, and everyone hates Vicky" she explained, "just like Francis. Your worst enemy would have to hate only you, and be liked by everyone else."

"I wish I was back in my room"

Back in Timmy's room, Cosmo had an idea. Yes, Cosmo. Idea. Had.

"Hey, Timmy. How about you make one more over-the-top stupid wish for old time's sake?" Cosmo asked. Timmy nodded.

"I wish my worst enemy was here" Timmy wished. There was a huge puff of white smoke. When it cleared, someone was there.

Gary.

Hopefully I can get another chapter done now, but if not, it'll be in two weeks! Please R&R!