The really crazy hp/lotr crossover!
(a/n- this weird story is written by esmarelda gamgee and gavvie. gavvie is really hyper right now, so excuse it)
you write flames=you DIE!
(disclaimer- we don't own anyone, dammit!
"NO!" Harry screamed as Sirius fell through the big black veil. He knelt down in front of it, his vision blurred with tears.
(a/n- that is the end of the only part of this story that makes sense.)
Frodo and Sam were sad because Bill was gone! Awww, poor bill!
"Let's go through this magic transportation portal!" said the Fellowship. "Okay!" the Fellowship replied.
Then they did! Yippee!
There, they met Harry! Then Harry met Sally! Harry said "Can you help me save Sirius?"
The Fellowship said,"Sure! But only if you give us flowers and bunnies!" "Okay!" said Harry. "I'll get my friends to come too!"
"Hey Ron and Hermy," said Harry, "Will you come with me and this random band of short and tall peeps to save Sirius?"
"Sure!" they said together as they put down the goat they had been playing dodgegoat with.
"Hey we wanna come too!" said Fred, George, and Ginny. "For future chanting!"
"Ok!" said Harry. "But first we need to find some flowers and bunnies to give to the short and tall people."
GASP! HOW WILL THEY DO THAT?
Tune in next time, on the really crazy hp/lotr crossover