(a/n my dear co writer, esmarelda, has just come off second best in a fight with a sugar rush so I will be starting off as I have done in like every other chapter.)
disclaimer: no, we don't own anything. That makes me sad. O well, too bad
Fred and George were sad because they were! The Fellowship and the Wizards went into the next room. "What're those things?' asked a scared Strider. (a/n Yes, Strider. Aragorn is a sucky name. It's soooo last year. Strider is the new pink!) "I think they're cauliflower corn pops," said Pippin. "No," said Merry," they're obviously bean yackiyadas." Harry danced (the Macarena) toward the strange objects. "Heyyyy! Macarena! These aren't cauliflower corn pops! And they aren't bean yackiyadas! They're, dun dun dun, Brains!" "Ahhhhhhhhh!" screamed everyone and they ran out of the room. "Phew, I'm glad to be outta there." Said Bill the Pony. "Yeah," said Sam, "That's a huge monkey off my back. Wait a minute. Bill? I thought we were sad because you were gone!" "Oh, well, I'm back now so don't be sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Bill. "We must now go to the next room and refer to a different page of the Order of the Phoenix!" said Gandalf.
(a/n-I (esmarelda gamgee) feel better. I can write now. yippee!!!!!!!!!)
As they walked down the hallway they ran into a crystal jar that contained Quirrel inside it, showing him from when he was possessed by Voldemort to his death. "What is this magic?" it said.
"NO FREAKING MOVIE CATCHPHRASES!!!!!!" shrieked Hermione as she summoned one of the brains from the other room and threw it at the jar. It broke and the disgruntled brain walked home. "Here," said Frodo, "Let's try this next room." They opened the door with the duck on it and jumped inside.
"Hey we were already in this room," said Legolas, "What gives?"
"You ditz!" shouted Gimli, "Obviously we did! How do you think this story keeps going? Never trust an Elf to have common sense!"
GLARING.............
"Let's get on with the bloody story and bloody go through the bloody veil!" yelled Ron. "Bloody hell!"
(a/n- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! suspense! gasp! ummmm...yeah... anyway, please keep reviewing! 1234567890qwedododododododododododofnjsagfnbntghjdav danjtheqdgurwghreahgjdsghiwdstugwdbgfurew