(a/n) (this program is not suitable for children who are easily scared. I will be starting this chappie because my sister is teaching esmarelda to play King Kong on the clarinet)

(disclaimer- anything you recognize is not ours.oh!)

Suddenly Voldemort appeared! Everyone was scared. Everyone except Harry, that is. "We need to get through the veil to save Sirius. Can you help?" Harry asked. Before he could answer Fudge ran in. He stared at Voldemort in disbelief. "You're not supposed to be here! You're supposed to be dead!" he said. Voldemort said, pointing at Harry, "When he stranded me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?" Fudge looked tasty to Ginny. She walked up to him and said," Hello, can I eat you?" Fudge screamed and ran away. "Oh. My. God. There. Is. A. Bug. In. My. Hair. EEEEKKK!!!! Get away you evil banana!" Legolas screamed and started running away. "Why are we even trying to get through the veil? Do you actually think this guy is alive?" asked Boromir (the bean). "You don't believe!!?!?!?!" asked Esmarelda. "Noooo! Lost another one to Dietech. Wheat!" said gavvie. "All right," said Ron," I've had enough. Let's just go through that bloody veil."

Everyone stepped in at the same time. How? We don't know. Ask Ron's dad. When they got to the other side, some random dog walked up to them and said, "Sora's the keyblade master." Then it walked away. "We're flying through space, Carly! Space!" exclaimed Esmarelda. Sorry for the inturruption. hahaha. On the other side of the viel they saw the Chicken Mafia!!!! Ahhhh!!!! "If you want to see your godfather again, you stupidhead," the Godchicken.said "you'll have to go through us; The Chicken Mafia!!!!!"

"Hey you can't call Harry a stupidhead if you're trying to insult him!" shouted Ron. "It's opposite day! You are so cool!" "You look nice today!" shouted Big Beak. "You're not a cheese cracker!" screamed Bach. "Well you-don't—itch!!!" shrieked the Italian Clucker. "What?" shouted Ron. "I've heard better comebacks from a piece of...lamp head!" "Lamp head?" yelled Big Beak. "What the heck is lamphead?" "I dunno," said Ickle Ronniekins. But then, just as the strange people were about to take on the Chicken Mafia, a giant model of the Sears Tower fell down from the ceiling and crushed the Chicken Mafia. "Oh well," said Harry. "Hey look! I have pants on my hands!" said gavvie. "Oh, I threw pants at you!" "Stop throwing pants at me!" said Esmarelda "I trying to type here!" They went a couple feet further and found Sirius! Yay!!! "Hi Sirius!" said Harry.

"Hi Harry!" said Sirius, "Would you like some chocolate? This place is full of it." The Fellowship and stuff looked around and noticed that he was right. The place was covered in chocolate, flowers, bunnies, and smiley faces. Sirius saw their awed faces and said,"Yeah, it's great here. That's why I didn't just go back through the veil." "What? You don't like us?" asked Harry. "Ummm... I like chocolate better," he replied. "ZOh," Said Frodo. "That's okay," said Harry. Suddenly, they heard from behind them a chorus of "For pity's sake, this is folly"'s. They turned around and saw that Boromir(aka the bean) had just stepped through the cloning machine that was sitting there for the convenience of the plot. Fred, George and Ginny finally found their chanting opportunity. "He saw beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans oh beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans yeah yeah!" "How are we going to find out which one is the real Bean?" asked Strider. "He's the moderately Elvis one," said The Thnikkaman,"Yeah, shut up kids!" Then they found the right Bean and killed all the other ones by shooting them each with three arrows and throwing them off of waterfalls. Then they all went home except the dead beans that are dead because they're dead. Now, remember, children, SNAPE IS COOL BLOODY BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO HE ISN"T GAVVIE!

SO NOT THE DRAMA!!!! HOT POTATO HOT POTATO!!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT BLOODY STUPID DRAMA LINE!!!!!!!!!!

CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!

I DON'T CARE! ITS EVIL!!!

(important people get weary of our bickering and edit the rest of this out!)

THE END

By the way, that was the end.