Umbrellas Last Accident
Chapter 1 : Grenade launchers and Zombie shit
Jill Valentine sat on a bench in New Raccoon City park, reloading and unloading her eagle 0.9,musing on what she was going to do.
She heard a familiar husky spanish voice, but thought it only a mere echo of him.
A faint murmur sounded underneath her and she smelt the faint smell of death, and looked underneath her, there climbing from the earth was a zombie.
'' Oh no...those zombie freaks..'' she said staring in disbelief
She quickly Fired a few rounds into its head making it fall dead, blood oozing from its body perfusely.
She quickly ran and heard a faint swelching underneath her, and looked down a huge mass of green and purple shit.
'' not zombie shit again..'' she sighed, pulling her stilleto from it and running for an entrance.
As she entered she spotted a friend carlos of all people, he was chatting up a few civilian girls in the warehouse.
She crept closer and heard what he was saying.
'' I can fit a grenade launcher in my pants! '' he said in his accent
''Ahem mister but i tihnk you can't even fit a penny whistle in your pants...'' jill gloated smiling
''erm i erm but err im er...i have to go ladies..'' he closed his eyes before opening them and running for jill
'' you know that was pretty out of order jill but we all know you still have the hots for me''
'' In your dreams Umbrella boy...I look for men with more stamina and experience..''
'' jill...'' he sighed, and stood walking for the office, smiling at her
'' bye carlos i now we shall meet again..''
She stood, her eagle 0.9 in hand and headed for the exit, walking out in to the cold air and breathing out deeply, smelling the polluted air.
'' Just another day in raccoon city...''
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N: Ok that was chapter 1, if you guys like it and would like to see it continued please R&R till then goodbye .