Yay, it's time for chapter three! Are you following it so far? Great! Read on!
"The Iron Chef? Mikey, that's so cliché of you." Raph patted his body's head.
"Hey, this is the best show ever if you must know." The Shredder grumbled at him.
"Mikey, what is with you?" Raph begun, "I mean yeah, you're watching TV, normal, but no dumb ass cracks about our present state, no cheesy punch lines to piss me off, you're being anti social, and on top of that I have yet to see you stuff your face."
"Well Raph," Donny started as he flipped through books, "it's not like his stomach jumped into your body or anything, I mean how often do you eat in a day?" Raph thought about this. "And look at poor Leo, I've never seen him spend so much time in the kitchen before. It's more like our brains jumped into different bodies, or something."
"Yeah," Raph said, "but that only explains why the hell he isn't stuffing his face."
"Raph, do you think you could watch you language please?" Donny glanced at him, "It's really weird to hear myself say some of the things you say."
"Mikey!" Leo came running out of the kitchen. Shredder glared at Raph before realizing he was supposed to be Mikey.
"Um what? Uh, dude?" Yeah, that sounded convincing.
"How can you deal with being the shortest?" Shredder looked puzzled. "I'm craving cereal and I can't reach the cabinets! It feels like I'm going to starve to death." Shredder blinked.
"Mikey, you going to let him talk to you like that? You're not even going to fight for your height?" Raph snapped, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
"No, I'm not fighting him, so there." Shredder stood up. "And nothing is wrong with me you brainless moron!"
"Hey," Raph looked surprised, "You're starting to sound more like me."
"Could you please keep it down? I'm reading here." Donny flipped through pages.
"Yeah really guys," April said, "We need to fix ourselves fast. I hope Splinter doesn't try to cover for me at work. That would be a disaster."
"Hello? Any green goons home?" Casey walked into the lair.
"Casey! What's up ya big dork?" Raph jumped in front of Casey.
"Whoa, uh hey Don." Casey stared at him, "Wow, I expected that from Raph, not you."
"Whatcha talkin' about?" Raph looked up at him, "It is me barf brains."
"It's true," Donny and April looked up at him. "I'm Donny."
"But then where is Leo?" Casey could feel his head hurting.
"I got stuck in Mikey's body." Leo said in between handfuls of chips. Shredder looked around him.
"And I'm not, uh, Raph." He thought for a moment. "Yeah, I'm Mikey." Casey stared at them, then looked to Splinter.
"How did this happen Master Splinter?" Casey walked up to April and Donny.
"You know," Donny turned back to his books, "I'm slightly insulted that you didn't ask me that."
"Casey, I'm not Master Splinter." April laid her paw on Casey's shoulder. "I'm April."
"You can't be April."
"I am April."
"You don't sound like April."
"But I am!"
"Prove it then." Casey folded his arms and stared at the rat. April thought about it, then whispered something in his ear. The turtles and Shredder came closer as Casey's jaw dropped.
"Whoa," He stared off, "it's really weird to hear Master Splinter describe that night in so much detail."
"Okay," Raph rested his hands on his hips, "am I safe to assume that this just got even more awkward?"
"Whoa, I thought you guys was tryin' to play a joke on me. Wait a minute, if you're April," Casey remembered parts of the morning, "then who is in you body?"
"Sensei is." Leo said opening a new bag of chips.
"Hey Casey, can you go get him?" Raph suggested.
"Uh, no." Casey replied.
"What do you mean no?" April demanded, "We need him here now Casey."
"But I kinda took him to work already." Casey weakly grinned.
"Oh my God, this is really bad." April dropped her head in her paws. "We're changing over to Channel 5 today. Oh man."
"Miss O'Neil, what are you wearing?" A make-up artist stared at April's pajamas.
"These happen to be my favorite clothes." Mikey said matter of factly.
"There's no time to change until later, she has to go like that now. We have to make one last announcement that we're going to be on Channel 5 now."
"What? What happened to Channel 6?" Mikey said, "And Channels 3 and 4? Do you really have top change channels again?"
"Very funny Miss O'Neil, now c'mon. Ten minutes til air!" Mikey was stuck down beside another reporter.
"Nice clothes April. Hope you brought a change."
"I was going to change this morning, but then Casey showed up and ruined it for me." Mikey frowned.
"Okay, that was different April."
"Hey! I get to be on TV right?" Mikey smiled big. "Wow, what should I start with? I know! Impressions! I'll do the Godfather first off, then maybe . . ."
"Um, April?" The news reporter stared at Mikey.
"I can do some killer villain impressions, and hey!" Mikey snapped his fingers, "I know!"
Okay that's it for this one, and I'm sure we can all see where it's headed, so see you next time!