God, the Grand (e): Salutations!
Gandalf: Aloha! 3rd chapter time, yay!
God: No kidding!
Scarletta, the Spider: Once again, we don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! With that, read on!
I woke up when I heard the door slam and footsteps parading in. Meh, Marik must be home. I peer to the clock on my dresser, revealing it's around 4:40 in the afternoon. Figures, I would sleep the whole day. I rub the sleep out of my eyes, scramble out of my UN kept bed, and head out of the gray carpeted bedroom.
I yawn, and am frozen stiff when I se two figures standing in the living room. I stare, receiving ones back as the two move closer.
"Afternoon Bakura, you were sure out late." Marik chides. Unknown to Marik, Ryou smiled and waved. I just kept my morning glare.
"God Kura, don't be such an oaf! This is my boyfriend, Ryou! Isn't he cute?" Marik coos wrapping an arm around the frail body that should be mine.
Ryou reaches out a hand for me to shake.
"Hi." He says blankly.
"Aloha." I reply, taking his hand. Marik stares at us awkwardly.
"Ryou and I just got back from a baseball game!" Marik exclaims. Marik is a baseball freak. From the adorable scowl plastered on Ryou's face, I'm guessing he's not much of a fan of it. Hm, really isn't my thing either.
"Ryou shares the same passion for the game." He boasts.
"Whatever Marik, you just go to scam on the guys." I growl. Ryou twirls his hair girlishly as Marik smirks.
"Well, partly." He retorts.
"Either way, we had a blast! Ryou's tired though, so he's staying the night tonight, I told him Yami and you wouldn't mind." I shook my head.
"Good, my angel has had a long night; He was busy helping out a friend in crisis all night." Marik announced, drawing Ryou closer. Ryou smiled and leaned in closer.
My eye twitches… damn jealousy.
Right… well I'm off to shower." I inform, before strutting off.
When I came out of the shower, I strolled out to the living room to find Ryou sitting on the couch watching some cartoons about these weird fairies and this big headed kid that wears a pink head that has some quote like "You can't have Vicky without the icky" or some junk like that.
He jumps when I sit down on the other side of the couch.
"Oh, hi Bakura, I didn't here you come out!" He chirps.
"Where's Marik?" I ask.
"Store, he had to go get soda and other stuff. He told me to stay and rest." He said, rolling his emerald eyes.
"Didn't you sleep?" I ask him.
"A bit, but I was to busy thinking, too much stuff on my mind." I nod.
"How come Marik didn't stay and 'rest' with you, you could've stripped for him." I joke, smirking. Ryou slaps me playfully on the arm.
"Bakura, that's not funny!" He exclaims, hiding a smile.
"You could even give him a lap dance, though I can't promise he wouldn't grope you." His mouth drops open and he pounces on me.
"I'm not a whore!" He says, laughing.
"Yeah, ok." I reply, my voice dripping in sarcasm. He starts tickling me.
"Stop!" I cry laughing.
"Say Ryou is not a whore!" He demands.
"Haha, never!" I holler. Obviously, now was my time to dominate. I grab him by the hips and push him under me. I have him pinned.
"Now say Bakura owns you." I half purr/growl.
"Make me." He says immaturely. Goosebumps crawled up my arms as I felt his own coil around me.
I tickled him to the point where tears were shedding.
"SAY IT!"
"Haha, ok, ok, Bakura's god!" He cries.
"Didn't hear you."
"BAKURA OWNS ME." He cries. I snicker and collapse on top of him.
A tri-color haired man staggers through the doorway, yawning.
"Hiya Bakura." We jumped, me falling off the couch.
"Hey… Yami." I mumbled, rubbing my back.
"Hey, cute fling by the way!" He says, winking at Ryou. Ryou blushes.
"Oh, erm… this is Marik's new boyfriend, the one he referred to the other night as 'snuggle cakes'." I inform him.
"Then, why were you on top of him?" Yami asks, puzzled.
"I er… fell." I say stupidly.
"Oh, right. It's ok Snuggle Cakes, I won't tell Marik you're cheating on him with Bakura! After all, I would to, you've got your self a juicy piece of man there Ryou." Yami says happily, receiving a frightened glance from Ryou.
"But, but I wasn't!" Ryou protests.
"Yeah, mmk." Yami says, rolling his crimson orbs.
"Long night at Yugi's?" I ask nonchalantly, picking at my nails.
"Oh heck yeah, sex was great. I might be king of games, but Yugi is King of sex!" He replies excitedly. Ryou and I sweatdrop.
"Yugi?" Ryou asks, tilting his head in confusion.
"Yami's soul mate." I muse over dramatically.
"Marik and I have both found our soul mates; we were discussing it the other night! Though his seems to be cheating on him with his best friend, but hey, the apple is still just as red!" Yami said proudly. Ryou bit his lip and fiddled with the hem of his shirt.
"Well, I'm off to bed!" Yami proclaimed and swerved into his bedroom. I glanced to Ryou, who looked extremely nervous.
"What?" I ask him.
"It, its just soul mate? We've only been together for like a month or so, and he already feels like we're that deep?" Ryou says quietly.
"Don't feel too special, he says that about everyone he's dated, even Yami." I cringe at the memory… Ew… Yami x Marik, not a good pairing in my mind…
"He just wants this to be serious so fast, I'm only 17, and I don't really want my whole life planned… I don't even think I really love him yet…" He trails off.
"Well, maybe Marik is waiting to be another guy on your ex list. You can't really do shit just because he thinks you're his soul mate and you don't feel the same." I tell him. He looks deep in thought. I remove myself from the floor and sit next to him again.
"What do you think I should do?" He asks, giving me his best begging eyes. Damn his cuteness, damn it all to McDonalds and back!
"I guess I'd test my feelings for him over like a week and maybe is you feel the same, he's just not right for you. Dump his ass and move on." I say truthfully. Actually, I would've slept with him, and if he was bad at that, then he can find the door. Ryou's innocent and all though, plus I don't want to think of anyone touching him like that but me.
"I guess your right, thanks." He says, giving me a sleepy smile. He rests his head on my shoulder and closes his eyes.
"Why don't you go to sleep in Marik's room?" I ask him.
"Too tired to move." He mumbles. So being the great guy I am, I pick him up bridal style. He snuggles into my arms making himself comfortable. I smile at the adorable sight in my arms and place him on Marik's bed, covering him up.
"Thank you Baka." He whispers, before turning to his side and falling almost immediately asleep.
I watched him for a few minutes, until I heard the door snap shut; I hurried out of Marik's room, just in time for Marik not to catch me.
"So, did you and my dear Ryou have a little one on one time?" He asks, taking the grocery bags into the kitchen.
"Yeah… so, where'd you meet him anyways?" I ask, trying to not sound too amused.
"Oh. Well, I met him at the mall one day when I was shopping of course! He was looking for a present for someone, and I helped him. We've been happily together ever since." He told me grinning sadistically. I roll my eyes.
"I swear he's the one Bakura! We'll get married and have a farm house on the country side with tons of kids; adopted mind you, some horses, and pigs, oh, we'll just have the ultimate family!" He squeals with delight.
"Why Ryou?" I hiss.
"Because, he's the best think to happen to me since hair straighteners, and water proof eyeliner! He's cute, smart, and honest!" Marik gushes.
"Mm."
"So Bakura, what ever happened to that Honda guy you were seeing?" Marik asks.
"Please, that lasted a week! He ran off and started dating some freak that has dice fetish and always goes commando." I retort, crossing my arms. Honda was only good for one thing anyways, and it definitely wasn't talking.
"He was a bit hard to look at anyways." Marik adds, as he puts away things in the fridge. I nodded and went back in to the living room to watch some 'star trek' reruns.
God, the Grand (e): One more strand of hair off the head as they say!
Gandalf: and they would be who exactly?
God: Me, Greebo, and my favorite little buddy named 'Stinky'!
Gandalf: Sorry, but dogs don't count, he doesn't even talk!
God: You're just jealous cause you can't speak barkish!
Gandalf: -sweat drop- you got me there
Greebo, the dragon: Dudley, Dudley the dragon!
God: Yay!
Gandalf: My head is over loaded in hairballs! EEK! -runs-
God: My doggy almost threw up on my carpet, it was a cute sight
Greebo: Yay!
God: Anyways, Gandalf dear, take it away!
Gandalf: Friends come and go, but December Jewel always stays the same!
God: No worries my Guatemalan friend! (sorry if you're not really Guatemalan, it just sounded fun to type!) Bakura will get the girl- er, guy… maybe! Muah, keep reading and you'll find out! dances
Gandalf: Rock around the clock tonight with Dark Magic 856!
God: What a small world indeed! Glad you liked the 2nd chapter, hope this one was to your liking too!
Gandalf: No kidding… but now to Angel Reaper!
God: Eep, I know, it's the BEST when Bakura's being a little dolt, and Ryou's just being too cute! Yay! Go Ryou and Bakura fluff! WEE! Anyways, super-duper happy you like the story!
Gandalf: Happy indeed! Let's dance with MariksGirl666!
God: -jumps like a crazy rabbit- Yahoo, you like the story! Fun, fun!
Greebo: Go bunnies!
Gandalf: If I were a fruit I'd definitely be a Zoey Hellmaster!
God: Hm, didn't know even know there was such thing! Anyway glad you liked the story and here's your update team-o supreme-o!
Gandalf: EEP! -screams like a girl-
God: Time for Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel! Isn't Elvis just the king, literally? Man I crack myself up! Skin and bones and turkey legs… who wants the wish bone? -notta clue- anyways, hope you like this chapter Kool'o Kat!
Gandalf: Next up, Maaruken!
God: Salutations friend of the underworld (or upper, which ever you prefer)! Eep, I didn't even know Ryou said 'like' a lot, heh, a little to valley girl for you, ay? I'll try to tone it down a bit though, because, your wish is my command… unless it includes Caterpillars, in which case you're just screwed… Caterpillars are little furry demons.. -cringe- Glad you liked the chapter and keep on struttin!
Gandalf: Dark Magician Girl/ Hikaru up to bat!
God: You thought it was fun? Goodie, nothing screams out happy better than fun! Here's your U-D!
Gandalf: Carmen5-Nemrac, what is happening?
God: Heh, I know, Marik and Ryou, together, what is this world coming to! Next thing you know, they'll be kangaroo flavored ice cream! Or… not, but hey, who really knows? Don't worry, somehow, Ryou will be Bakura's, just you wait and see! Here's your update!
Gandalf: Lastly, our dearest friend, Chrysler!
God: Heya C! I know, they are the absolute cutest, along with Yami and Yugi! Yay! Heh, you like Bakura singin in the shower? Elvis is a grand (e) guy, don't you think? Too bad he's dead! Darn, anyways, hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Gandalf: Thanks to everyone for reviewing, it was all so extremely nice of ya'll!
God: Mhm, they're all so nice, yay! Well, we must be off now, since Greebo's mumgan has research to do, so later days guys!
Gandalf: And we will dedicate our lives to you if you review! Buh-bye!
Greebo: See you all next chapter!