Scarletta the spider: If we owned Yu-Gi-Oh, Marik would always be dressed in pink glittery clothes and be a shoppaholic.
Greebo, the dragon: So read on!
Well, I'm off to go sleep with my snuggle bunny! Goodnight Baku!" Marik chimes, yawning.
"Nighty-night Marik." Yami says, zoned out. The dummy just loves his E.R. I give a flick of my wrist acknowledging his departure. Lucky bastard. I want to snuggle with the bunny; but nope, it's my best friend's boyfriend.
I rumble incoherently.
"Man, I'm boorrreedd." Yami whines.
"I don't really give a damn."
"But I'm boorreeedd!" He repeats, just as annoying as the first time. Arg.
"Did I not just say I don't care?" I exclaim. He crosses his arms and scowls. I roll my eyes.
"Were's your little pet anyways?" I ask, peering to the spiky haired freak next to me.
"He went bowling with his stupid, stupid friends." He says, pouting.
"No sex for you tonight." I retort, smirking at his fury. He stuck his tongue out in an oh so adult way.
"At least I'm not in love with my best friend's boyf- Hiya Ryou!" Yami chirped, patting to a spot in the middle of us.
He looks so cute in his plaid pajama pants, rubbing his tired kitten eyes. He then stumbles over to us and sits himself down.
"Evening." He said warily.
"So did you and Marik screw?" Yami asks randomly. Ryou looks quite taken aback.
"No!" He squeals as if it's the most disgusting thing in the world to do.
"Why's he dating you then?" Yami mumbled, shaking his head. The phone rang.
"WEE! I bet it's Yugi!" He cries as he scrambles over to the phone, knocking over a plant. Good thing it's a fake. Ryou snickers.
"Hi Yugi, how are you? I love you!" Yami coos into the receiver. Yami looked a bit bewildered by something Yugi said, and then he smirked.
"Don't you worry; I'll give you something to do." He says seductively, purring slightly.
"Is it just me, or is Yami about to get laid?" I holler Ryou beams.
"Hey, at least one of us is." He snipes. Ryou blushes and I shrug.
"Sex is over rated." I counter, flipping though the channels.
"Well guys, I'm off. My cute little sweet, ice cream flavored angel needs me so see ya!" He hollers, shoving his feet in his platform boots, grabbing his keys and running out the door.
"So how come you're not in bed with Marik?" I ask, trying to strike up conversation. He rolls his pretty emerald eyes.
"He snores too loud, and I can barely breathe with him hugging me to death!" He proclaims.
"Oh, I see. So, if you strip all night and go to school, when do you sleep?"
"From about 2:30 a.m. to 6:30 a.m."
"I'd die with only that much sleep." I remark.
"Yeah well, I've been doing this for around two years now so I'm pretty used to it."
"Oh, so what do you want to do?" I ask him, raising my eyebrows.
"We should watch a movie! You got 'Mulan'?" He asks. Aw, he even watches cute movies to go along with his cuteness… must NOT drool, must definitely NOT drool.
"Yeah… Yami has a thing for Disney movies." I say, strolling over to the entertainment center and pulling out said DVD. I stick it in the DVD player and press play.
As I jump back on the couch, he yawns.
"I thought you were used to sleeping only three hours." I sass.
"Usually am… I guess tonight is just a deferent tale." He fluffs up a pillow and sets in down in my lap, then lies down.
"What do you think you're doing?" I ask.
"Well I was going to use just your legs for a pillow, but decided they'd be bony, so I did the next best thing! Put a pillow on you, then used you as a pillow." He says cheerfully, laughing a little. I tense up and try to think about anything else besides the extremely hot teen on my lap, only about two layers of clothes away from my… Anyways, he snuggles his head into the pillow and puts a tired arm over my legs, making me freeze up again.
I try to stay focused on the movie while stroking his soft luxurious locks… Wait a minute, how'd my hand get there?
I pull away.
"No, don't stop." He whispers, closing his eyes.
"Um…" I say and return to caressing and gently pulling his hair. He sighs contently.
A couple of hours have passed and the movie's over. I found myself staring at Ryou the whole time, not paying a teaspoon's worth of attention to the movie. He's sleeping now, slow, even breaths drawing in and out, lips slightly parted, and a hand curled under his chin. Too adorable…
I sigh. There's no way he's going to lie there and leave me with nothing to do, so I lift him up a little and scoot down; so I'm half way lying down too. I place him and the pillow on the side of my thigh, where he reattaches himself to my legs. I set a hand once more on his head, and find myself drifting off into unconsciousness.
God, the Grand (e): Windex: Stay where you spray streak free shine!
Greebo, the dragon: That's our life motto!
God: Eggzactly!
Gandalf: Anyways, one chapter older!
Sauruman: But definitely not wiser.
God: -sigh- too true my friend, too true.
Gandalf: Well anyways, now to a question from a lovely reviewer!
God: Pyro-Panda asks, How could Bakura pay the bill if he left his wallet at home?
Greebo: Well dear, the answer is quite simple! In chapter one, it says he only brought along a twenty which was just enough to pay his way in and get a couple drinks! Hope that helped!
God: Thank you Greebo, and thank you Pyro-Panda!
Sauruman: -mumbles- sounds like a bad talk show…
Gandalf: Don't stop Movin, redconvoy!
Greebo: Marik is a bit over dramatic when it comes to falling in love… but he shall meet Malik! Yes oh yes!
Gandalf: Carmen5-Memrac, glad we relieved you, and here's your update!
God: Oh mama, it's Voice-Sama! HAHA! That was brilliant, no? Ryou dates Marik because Marik feeds him baby seals through straws… no, because without this little problem, where would the plot go? Probably hidden in Gandalf's collection of Britney Spears records I guess -shrugs- Ew, yay man do Honda and Bakura make a nasty couple -cringe- Anyways, yes Malik did appear for a little while in the second chapter, but he'll have a bigger appearance I think next chapter! Hope this chapter was to your liking!
Gandalf: If I were a freak, I'd be O.o The Yu-Gi-Oh Freak o.
God: I scared you for life? Then I shall repay you with lots of chapters until my keyboard breaks, or Greebo eats it, either way! Glad you like the story so far!
Gandalf: -begs- Please not her!
God: -eye roll- Hiya Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel! Greebo loved her g-string by the way, she said it would've been better if it was a dirty one, but that's how her nasty mind works! 0.o You have a Hikari? Coolie, I just have my two favorite wizards, my dragon, and a load of other muses who pop up every now and then! Well, here's your update!
Gandalf: Take me home tonight, Dark Magician Girl/ Hikaru
God: Nope, not a typo, Ryou really did call Bakura a baka! Glad you thought it was fantastic and hope you liked the update just as much!
Gandalf: You've gone and done it, Maruken!
God: Of course I listened! That's what being a great God/Lordess is all about! Power to the people! I didn't know what you meant by what Yami called Yugi, then I went back and read and was like wow… Heh, anyways glad you thought it was funny!
Gandalf: Let's do the time warp with DreamingChild!
God: Aloha! Yeah, in fics usually Bakura's kind of a meanie, cause well, he probably would be… so I was like, let's make him almost nice! Hey strippers can be innocent too… somehow. Anyways glad you like the story!
Gandalf: Watch out, cause Angel Reaper is coming!
God: Aw, you think Marik's weird in this fic? And I thought everyone wanted farm houses… Glad you liked when Bakura carried little Ryou! Hope you keep reading and glad you like the story!
Gandalf: I want to take snow-shadow-wolf down to Kokomo!
God: Is this fic overly perverted? I don't think it's too bad compared to some… Yay, glad you think it's great, you even typed my name! -claps- Good, good news! I don't like the Tristan and Bakura pairing either, which is why they're already over! Yay!
Gandalf: Well, that's all for today!
God: Thanks to everyone for reviewing!
Greebo: Review again, and we will give you all bagpipes!
God: Because bagpipes rule! Bye now!
Gandalf: Later days!
Gandalf: See you all later!