God the Grand (e): We do not own Yu-gi-oh

Gandalf: But read along anyways!

"Ask him!"

"But why Malik? I'm telling you he'll say no!" I whine.

"Then ask Ryou, you know he will want to!"

"Fine whatever." I counter in defeat. I grumble out to my car and back out of Malik's drive way. This has to be the stupidest idea ever; going on a double date with Ryou and Marik. Marik will see right through my act, he knows how I am when I'm dating someone, overly possessive and I don't give a damn what happens to Malik.

I sigh and pull out my cell phone, about to dial Ryou up when he calls.

"Hello?"

"Hey Bakura, what are you up to?"

"Driving; you?"

"Just thinking about what to do tonight, what are you gonna do?"

"Actually I was just about to call you about that…"

"Really?" I hear him say excitedly.

"Yes, I wanted to know if you and Marik wanted to come on a double date with Malik and me… its Malik's idea." I remember to add, so I don't look like the idiot.

"Sounds like fun!" He replies in his cherry top voice, too sweet for his own good.

"Ok, well you talk to Marik about it and then meet Malik, Marik, and I at the apartment about 8:30 tonight; ok?" I question.

"Ok see you then Bakura!" He chirps, hanging up.

"Aw yay, my Yuugggiii is coming over!" An over ecstatic Yami screeches throughout the apartment.

'So I get to cuddle with my Ryou and spoon feed him pie!" Marik counters, sticking out his tongue. He then buttons up his silk silver blouse.

"So, I get sex!" Yami chirps. Marik scowls in defeat. Sometimes I wonder how I got such stupid roommates. The door rings, and since Yami is squealing to death over Yugi, and Marik is checking his butt out, I head off to answer it.

"Hey Ryou!" I greet. He steps in, smiling and gives me a hug. I blink.

"Hi…" He purrs. I have a feeling he shouldn't use that tone, it turns me on beyond reasoning.

"Where's Malik?" He asks.

"Coming any minute." I reply, resting my arms loosely around his waist.

"Ryou!" Marik cries, tearing Ryou away from me.

"I missed you!" He squeaks.

"So… did… I" Ryou chokes out. The door ring s again, me answering.

"Hey cutie." Malik says casually, stepping inside.

"Hey baby." I reply, taking his hand and leading him inside further. We stare at each other awkwardly and then hug.

"Kiss me!" He whispers. I cup his chin in my hand, and brush my lips against his. When I open my eyes, Ryou's staring at us over Marik's shoulder, a tinge of jealousy in his emerald eyes.

"Aloha Malik!" Marik calls.

"Hi Marik!" Malik chirps, running over and hugging him. Ryou blinks cutely, and I shrug.

"So what are we going to do?" Ryou asks.

"Oh, we're going out to La Che Pierre for dinner and we can decide later what to do next!" Malik announces.

"Well we should go then, I'll drive." I say, grabbing my black trench coat and heading out the door. Marik takes Ryou's hand and Malik pouts. He flips Ryou off maturely from behind and sticks out his tongue.

Malik comes up behind me and encircles his arms around my waist. I feign a purr as he whispers 'I'm going to kill Marik if he doesn't flirt with me' in my ear. Ryou watches us quizzically as we tread down to the car.

"So Ryou how's school for you?" Malik questions, glaring at him from across the table. Somehow, heaven heard my cry because I got to sit next to Ryou… even if Marik is straight across from us.

"So-so I guess, how about you?" He asks sweetly, sipping his Soda. Marik peers at Ryou from where his head is rested on his arm dazedly. Ryou smiles back, looking a bit nervous.

"Great, as always. Marik, could you please pass me a sugar packet?" Malik asks. Marik slides one to Malik, brushing hands with him. Ryou notices, but says nothing. I take the part as the oblivious idiot boyfriend and ignore everything, folding paper cranes out of napkins.

"There really pretty Bakura." Ryou comments, stroking one of the birds.

"Thanks, you can have them." I say nonchalantly. He grins and stuffs one in his pocket.

"I'll keep it forever." He jokes. I nod and continue folding.

"So who is the worst person you guys have ever dated?" Ryou asks us, trying to start up a conversation. We all stare blankly at him.

"Easy one; once, I dated a girl!" Marik gasped and gaped at Malik's answer.

"How could you do that?" He cries. I roll my eyes.

"Marik, you've dated fouler things than a girl." I state.

"Well once I did date that rich guy! He had straight white hair, earth brown eyes, and always wore odd, brightly colored suits. He was named after some kind of mythical horse. I dated him for the money, but no fortune can ever erase the memory of me having to give him those baths." Marik tells us, cringing. I laugh at the memory of him in our living room, waiting for Marik to come out of the bathroom in the see-through pants the man had bought him. That's when Marik finally broke it off. The man shrugged and tried to make a move on me. I punch him in the eye, and he's been half blind ever since. Now he has a golden glass eye. What a freak.

"How about you Bakura?" Ryou chirps.

"Oh, I guess Jounouchi." I say shrugging.

"Katsuya? But he dates Mai, he's straight I thought!" Malik exclaims.

"Well he wasn't back then, when he was about fourteen. I was almost eighteen at the time; I don't know why I ever dated him."

"Maybe because he was one horny helicopter, if you will remember Bakura." Marik muses.

"He used to kiss you with food particles in his mouth, like cheetos!" Marik says, cracking up. I remember, and oh how romantic it was.

"What about you Ryou?" I ask.

"I'd say Yugi… he's too innocent for his own good!" Marik and I of course die lying of this; one because Ryou dated Yami's pet, and two because we know what Yami and Yugi do.

"What? It's not like Yugi wasn't nice, he's just so virginal!" Funny how Ryou says that, yet he is quite the uke.

"Who's the best?" Marik asks. "I know for me, it's Ryou." He adds a fake glint in his eyes and he takes what should be my lover's hand in his. Ryou smiles slightly, but to me it still looks simulated.

"I know Bakura's at the top of my list!" Malik says, pulling me over for a kiss.

"WAH!" He smacks his lips to mine, shoving his tongue in my mouth. It's perhaps the worst kiss ever, the only thing that could be added to worsen it would be soggy cheetos. I try hard to shut my eyes and pretend I'm enjoying it, but they can't help but pop open. When Malik pulls away, I see Ryou staring of into space, and Marik still grinning stupidly at him.

I smile and kiss Malik once more as our food is delivered. The waitress happily sets down the plates, sending Marik all kinds of hints. She winks and licks her lips.

"You're gross." Malik says simply to her. She looks at him, scowls and walks away snootily. Marik snorts and Ryou frowns.

"That wasn't very nice Malik." He mumbles.

"No, but it was funny." Marik says, patting Malik on the back. I shake my head and start to eat.

I glance over to see what Marik and Malik ordered… salads. Wonder if Malik's a vegetarian too? Ryou has fettuccini Alfredo. I of course ordered the best thing on the menu, a big, juicy, bloody, rare steak! Yum!

Marik wrinkles his nose when he scans my food. I smirk and take a huge bite of the beef, chewing with my mouth wide open. Marik and Malik look disgusted, and as for Ryou, he's ignoring it and going over the dessert menu.

"So what are we going to do after dinner?" Ryou asks, peering to me from where his head is rested on his palm.

"We could always go dancing!" Malik shouts out. I absolutely suck at dancing though… I don't want to embarrass myself in front of Marik, Malik, and especially Ryou.

"Yes let's!" Marik agrees, grinning.

"I… I don't know…" I trail off, fiddling with the hem of my sleeve.

"What's a matter Bakura, can't dance?" Marik sneers, smirking

"Sure I can!" I holler out, pounding down a fist. Ryou smiles and sets a hand on my leg underneath the table.

"I'll help you." He whispers to me. I nod thanks and try hard not to think about the sudden poke in my pants.

We finish dinner and are soon back in the car. Ryou somehow ended up front with me, while Marik and Malik lounged in back. They were talking about baseball stats.

"I guess our boyfriends have something in common." Ryou states.

"Yeah, so they do." I push in my Elvis CD and rock out, singing along side Ryou.

"Well, it's one for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, Now go, cat, go. But don't you step on my blue suede shoes. You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes." We sing.

"Oh turn that shit off!" Marik yells. Ryou and I look at each other, laugh and keep on singing.

We pull into the parking lot in an alley in back of a brick building hat has a line of people around the corner. I hurry out my door and rush to get Ryou's for him, since Marik and Malik already walked off.

"Thanks Bakura." He says, smiling. I nod, and walk with him up to Marik and Malik.

"That's a huge line!" Ryou announces. Marik rolls his lilac orbs, and wraps an arm around Ryou's waist.

"Please, I'll handle this." He comments coolly, strolling along and walking up to the bouncer.

Malik giggles, because the man has a linen dress on, and a turban. He wears a name tag that says 'Shadi the Slick'.

"Well hey there Shadi!" Marik greets, doing a weird handshake with the man.

"Hey ya Marik, it's been a while, come on in!" The man says, motioning through the now open rope. He smiles as the four of us walk in the club.

Loud, blustering music plays, a large number of people bumping and grinding along.

"Come on Ryou!" Marik squeals, dragging said boy onto the dance floor. Marik thrusts Ryou close, grinding his body to Ryou's. Ryou run his hands through his white mane.

"Come on!" Malik hisses. He drags me and I almost trip over his leg. I bob my head along to the music, barely swaying my body. Malik starts dancing suggestively all around me, rubbing his body against mine.

"Dance sexy!" He seethes in front of me. I don't know what to do so I wrap my arms around his waist from behind him and grind my body against his. He dances along, going down in unison with me, and then spinning forward.

I gaze over to Ryou who's staring at us as he dances with Marik. Malik smirks.

"He wants you so bad." He comments, laughing a little. From what I see, Ryou's enjoying the dirty dancing with Marik.

Malik slowly dances seductively over to Marik, grinding him from behind. He spins around and does the same to Malik. Ryou shakes his hips and motions for me to come closer. I go over there, and he pulls me towards him.

"You didn't seem that bad!" He exclaims as we dance. I spin around and he starts convulsing his hips and we grind together sensually, and man have I never been attracted to one person so much. I slide a hand slowly down his back as we dance, slowly hustling downwards.

He keeps smiling as I spin him around and wrap my arms around him from behind. He turns his head to the right, so I can feel his husky breathing on my neck. I shiver as he slides his hands over mine. I shake us down once more and before the two of us know it, the song ends, and a slower one plays.

He turns and wraps his arms around my neck, drawing himself in closer.

"Great job." He complements.

"Thanks." I say. He looks deep into my eyes beaming.

"You really can dance well Bakura, even better than Malik or Marik." He says, his voice dripping with a certain alluring charm.

"You're better." I reply, my hand unconsciously caressing his back. He smiles and rests his head on my shoulder. I position my head by his hair, taking in his sweet scent. He makes me feel so good, that he sends me into euphoria.

He giggles softly as my nose nudges his ear. I don't think I've ever felt so perfect and complete with him in my arms. He fits so flawlessly in my arms. I feel someone tap my shoulder, snapping my out of my daze.

It's Marik. Damn him for ruining my moment! Ryou lifts his head from my shoulder.

"I'm stealing you away." Marik says, taking Ryou's hand in his. Ryou nods, and runs a finger slowly down my neck, sending a chill down my spine. I watch him walk away, once again in Marik's arms.

Malik wraps his arms around me and rests his head on my chest. I hesitantly encircle my arms around him.

"I tried to keep him away, I really did Bakura! Once he saw Ryou looking so happy in your arms though, he immediately wanted him! I have made constant advances on him all damn night, and he still won't bite! No guy ever resists my cuteness, no one!" He huffs and puffs.

"Yeah." I say chastely, still in a bit of a haze.

"Don't worry; I promise you, Marik will be mine in the end!" He proclaims, curling a fist. I really hope so, because I don't know how much longer I can take not having Ryou.

God the Grand (e): Fly like a bird! Chapter seven is done!

Gandalf: -nods- Exact-o-ly!

God: Today we shall cut to the chase, and just shoot the hound!

Greebo, the dragon: Roll like a stone, snow-shadow-wolf!

God: Oh my gosh, I just now figured out that there are not three s's in your penname! I don't know where the third s came from… -punches head in- Anyways, heh, you kicked your mom out? Almost no one in your family likes cats? Eep, my mom is allergic, and she wouldn't let me have a new cat since my old one ran away like three years ago! A few weeks ago out of no where she was like 'you can have a kitten'. So I danced! Aw, writer's block? Noooo, you can't run out of ideas! Hey, my stories are all pretty much inspired by songs too! Only mostly country ones -insert sweat drop here-. An idea for fluff huh? You could always have them go star gazing.. Or like MC set a date up for them, and they just don't know about it! Heh, there just some random ideas from the random mind of God, the Grand (e)! Anyways, truly hope a good idea pops up! Gandalf, Greebo and Grim love you too!

Gandalf: -nods and hugs an I love snow-shadow-wolf balloon- Anyways, did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Angel Reaper?

God: Heh, yes, it wouldn't matter if Malik murdered half a town, he's still too cute to punish! I want to ride in a buggy too! -dies laughing- They just looked at you funny? Good stuff! The Amish wear cooler clothes than me, I'm jealous. Anyways, hope you liked the chapter!

Gandalf: It's December jewel!

God: Jealous he was and jealous poor Ryou shall be, because slight torture is fun! Hey, at least he got to freak dance with Bakura! Glad you think the story has a good semi-plot!

Gandalf: Mhm! I'm not a player, I just crush a lot, Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel!

Grim Reaper: -cough- -sputter- -sputter- GET OFF! -cries-

God: Oy KCKA, I think you scared poor Grim! Encore, you can't have an encore, because then I'd be posting the same chapter twice!

Sauruman: -almost dies laughing- Haha. Note the sarcasm. -rolls eyes at God-

God: Pfft. Anyways, yay, glad you liked the chapter!

Gandalf: -blinks- Anyways, shine like a star, Cass!

God: Yay for the cuteness of Ryou! -squeals and dies- Anyways, here was your update!

Gandalf: And we hope it was gangster good! It's not light; it's Dark Magician Girl/ Hikaru!

Malik: EEP! -runs and hides-

God: I believe you scared the adorably adorable Malik-muse! HIGH FIVE! Anyways, hope you liked the chapter!

Gandalf: Boom, boom, boom, boom, I want Yugi-obsessed in my room!

God: Vengaboys baby! -ignore that sentence- Anyways, Glad you like the plot! -nods- He is too cute, bow down to the adorable Ryou! Here's your update and hope it was to your liking!

Gandalf: If I were someone's pet, I'd be a Kaboodles Kitten!

God: Yay! Oy, tied up with the sequel? -jumps around on all fours- I CAN'T WAIT! -ahems and straightens up tie- that was very unprofessional of me. Anyways, -nods- short chapter it was, but this one makes up for it, I hope! Welp back to the drawing boards!

Gandalf: I spend my day thinking about you, Carmen5-Nemrac!

God: Well if I would've been done with Marik, there'd be no almost plot! Glad you and your yami like the story though!

Gandalf: Word! Need a tissue, Maruken?

Gid: Because I just wiped you out! -notta clue- My poor dripping nose, bleh, runny nose suck; I can never catch them! BLEHAHAHAA! -sneezes- Can't go a second with out making some kind of lame joke -shrugs- Anyways, Is using pulverize good? I like that word, it reminds me of a blender! Hope you liked this chapter!

Gandalf: I'm bad, slave4kai!

God: Making everyone jealous is fun! I will try to continue being brilliant, but no promises because I seem to be getting dumber by the day! Anyways, hope you keep reading!

Gandalf: What's cooking, goddesskali?

God: Short indeed it was, but this chapter was a tad longer, so I hope it made up for it! Glad you like it enough to keep reading!

Gandalf: If I wanted I could take you from your man, DreamingChild!

Malik: -is hiding behind a fridge-

God: Again with the threats! Poor cute Malik! Anyways, nope ninety-three is never too old, I'm older than the earth itself and I still watch cartoons, as does Gandalf! Heh, high fiber cereal, yum… almost as good as joint juice. Hope you liked the chapter!

Gandalf: I love you like a river loves a melody, koumori wolf!

God: Glad you think the stories great! Hope you liked this chapter as well!

Gandalf: Don't ride a horse, ride a cowboy Samara a.k.a. Chrysler!

God: No, don't excuse the language, I'm used to it, you should here Sauruman's mouth… Glad you liked the plot twist! I'm proud of myself for thinking of it -pats self on back- Yeah, I update every two to three days, or whenever I have time which is quite a few days a week! Oy, glad you think last chapter was really that good! Sauruman says he should take the credit for being the greatest writer, because he's the coolest. -shrugs- Anyways, yay, glad you like!

Gandalf: Now let's put the U in Uory's Lover!

God: Hiya! I did update 'Summer Lovin'! -points to computer- SEE, SEE? Yay for the Fluffy! Oy, hope this chapter was better for you since it was longer! -bows- Glad to take the place as your no. 1 fav! -bows down- Anyways, hope you liked this chapter!

Gandalf: Mhm! To fluffy-sidesick!

God: Aloha! Glad you like the story and hope you thought this chapter was grand (e)!

Gandalf: To that little amigo to chibi nazumi!

God: What was mean? -is confused- Malik's plan? No worries buddy, Bakura will get his Ry-guy sometime! Hope you keep reading!

Gandalf: And lastly to Millennium!

God: Wowie, you reviewed right when we were about to post the chapter up, what a coinky dink! Anyways, glad you like the story, and here's that update!

Gandalf: -nods and yawns- Tiirreeeedd… anyways, once again we would like to thank everyone for the scandalous reviews, we loved reading, and replying to them!

God: -nods- and hope you keep reviewing in the future!

Greebo, the dragon: Yes, but we must go now, on a count of this chapter is over! See you all next time!

Gandalf: Yes, and once again, thanks!

God: Later days!