Chapter 2
Later that day Alan was in the kitchen with an apron tied aorund his waist, cooking scrambled eggs for him and Ellie. He opened a can of dried carcus for Sparky and put it in his dish.
"Spark-EY wants what you're having!!!!"
"No, Sparky you know eggs give you terrible diarhhoea." Alan replied as Ellie walked in the kichen yawning.
Sparky blushed and picked up his bowl in his mouth, spent a few seconds opening the back door to teh garden then galloped out and played with his food.
"Awww, he's so sweet." Said Ellie, as she watched Sparky chase his tail, then bite it and run around screaming.
Alan served the eggs and they ate in silence. Then the phone rang and Ellie stood up to get it, a little too quickly. Alan raised an eyebrow, as you do, as Ellie's face clouded over after picking up the phone.
"Oh no. No. Alright. Alright, John. Ok we'll be over soon. Ok, John. YES, John ok. Ok. Bye."
"Who was it????"
"John. It's terrible, Alan, Sparky's family have got loose."
"Oh, shite. What, Spotty and SpDotty????"
"Yes!!!! And even worse...ROGER!!!!"
Roger was Sparky's evil cousin, renowned for his famous and brutal killing of King of the Cool Dudes-Robert Muldoon. Spotty, Sparky's brother, and best friend was thought to have been locked in a freezer by Tim, but apparently he was let out by SpDotty, Spotty's twin.
"B-b-but surely, that's not bad. Spotty and SpDotty are ok, and Roger is a handful, but it won't take long to sort out...oh what's wrong" Alan stopped tlaking seeing the look on Ellie's face.
"A-and, John wants me to wash his underwear."
Ellie fought back the urge to vomit, and looked at Sparky basking in the sunlight, unaware that his beloved owners would have to go on a loooong and probably eventful journey. And all Alan could think about was returning home to Sparky's warm and welcoming smile, hugging him with those strong raptor arms and-
"Alan???? You're drooling, sweetie."