Disclaimer: I am sure as pie that I don't own Harry Potter. I may have attempted kidnapping but I never owned anything...
Four- Enjoy pt.1
Harry and Draco looked forward to getting out of the heat and into the ventilated, welcoming house of the Weasleys. Nobody seemed to be at home. Harry had learned to take this as a warning that Mrs.Weasley was going to be extremely unhappy with whatever the boys were up to. In fact as she heard their footsteps she could have sworn that Fred and George were home. "You boys have done it again!!! Inflatable rooms!!! What on Earth were you thinking??? You put our rooms back in their proper place NOW!!!" Harry could now see the problem. Fred and George were testing some of their Inflatable Room Incense. They had put and lit the incense in all rooms except their own. The rooms were gently floating in the air. Mrs.Weasley was able to put a stabilizing charm on the rooms, but sooner or later they would just float away. She saw Harry and Draco staning in her living room. It had taken her a while to mentally accept that the two boys were in her house together. By the time she did contemplate she unfortunately fainted which led to a whole mess of misunderstandings.
First Ron came home. He saw his mother unconscious on the floor he saw Harry and then he saw Malfoy. The scene of assumption played clearly in his mind. His mother saw that Malfoy was in the house obviously up to no good so she tried to stop him. BAM! She was hit with an Unforgivable Curse, now she lies dead and Harry seeing the entire dreadful scene tries to avenge Mrs. Weasley's death. Here's where Ronald Weasley comes in. "It's okay Mum. Harry and I saw what that git Malfoy did to you. We will avenge your death. Prepare to die scum!!!" Ron took his wand out of his pocket and tried to cast a Crucio curse. It didn't work... Draco not surprised about Ron's reaction tried to explain. "Weasley just listen to me! Your mum's not dead, she just fainted! – From the ugly sight of you I bet! – No! I'm not... Oh fine yes, yes she fainted from my horrid ugliness. So stop trying to kill me! – You deserve to die! Your dad escaped from Azkaban when he was guilty! How much money did you pay Fudge huh? You know how corrupt the Ministry is... You must pay!!! – Okay Weasel I tried to be nice, I tried to let you go with a bit of dignity, but you won't listen..." Harry completely bored out of his mind from this fruitless argument tried to say something. "You guys listen to me. Malfoy and I need a place to crash..." Ron immediately stopped what he was doing to gasp at the statement. "Harry did you just say "Malfoy and I"? I refuse to believe that my best friend and my worst enemy are in this together. Why Harry? Why would you want to be around someone like Malfoy?" Harry had put some serious thought into his answer. He promised he wouldn't mention the rape, but what other excuse did he have. What he thought of would have to strike the whole family. It would have to sound really important and really serious but most of all it would have to be convincing. He and Draco would have to act this out until they could get some help. He swore to Merlin that anything would have been better than what he would say. But it was the only thing he could think of and Ron was waiting... "Ron, Draco and I are sort of... dating..." If it was possible to pop your eyes out of their sockets Ron would have been first to do so. "I don't believe it..." he said, "It can't be true." As he took his breath Draco found it convenient that he would have something to say... "Yeah Weasley, my charms finally got to Potter. He couldn't resist me any longer. It was like torture for him having to watch day by day as my sexy little self wandered. I swear he's had the hots for me since third year..." He flicked his hair that was long in the front and all together was up to his shoulders. "Damn he does have a charismatic, charming personality with absolutely no self-absorbed thoughts..." said Harry pretending to be impressed with Draco's lying skills. "I know my love. But I see no need for your sarcasm." They pretended to fondle each other as a wide-eyed Ron stared on. Finally as if they were a break in the chaos, the Weasley twins, Fred and George came in. They didn't even see the scene in front of them, they looked up and saw the progress of their Inflatable Room Incense and smiled. "Ah George, I see our little experiment buggered out mum. She tried casting a stabilizing charm. Well they work so we can sell them. Let us be gentlemen and deflate the rooms shall we." Fred deflated the rooms and finally tripped over his mother's body. "Bloody hell George! Mum's dead!" George checked her pulse and saw that their mother was unconscious. "Well, well, well lookie here Fred we got ourselves a Malfoy jr. Let's show him what happens to those who break and enter and mess with our mum and brother..." They picked up their wands ready to curse Malfoy into oblivion. Then it hit them. "Hey Fred go empty out Ron's room. Since your dad escaped Azkaban with no strings attached we'll see how you fare in Ron's room with nothing attached...- George the room's empty, shall we put master Malfoy inside?" And with a malicious grin the Weasley twins put Malfoy in the room, burned the Inflatable Room Incense, closed and locked the door and went back to the living room. Weasley Sr. walked in and tried to interpret what was going on. His wife was unconscious on the floor, Harry was pale and looking at Fred and George, They were looking at a still wide-eyed Ron who was now looking up as his room sailed away with Draco Malfoy now inside. He did what he thought sensible. Arthur Weasley deflated Ron's room, unlocked the door, woke up his wife, told the kids to sit down on the couch, and welcomed Draco and Harry into the house and onto the couch. He was going to talk, but he knew not what to say... He decided to see if anyone else wanted to talk about their crazy day. Harry went first. "Mr. and Mrs. Weasley I would really appreciate if you would try to under stand how hard it is for Draco and I to be seeing each other. Draco was bold and ran away, while I hating the Dursleys ran away myself and we found each other. I wish you would give us sanctuary... please?" Draco stood up and took Harry's hand not believing he was about to partake in the stupidest lie in mankind. "Eh hemm... um I will try for my boyfriend to be on my best behavior. I am now on your side. I am not a deatheater even though it is initiation time. I didn't even want to be a deatheater contrary to popular belief. No really, I'm serious. I hate Voldemort... I can't wait till' Harry kicks his ass for good. If I was to grow up to be anything, it would be a potions master at school. I want to get to know you, whom I've been brought up to hate. And as schmaltzy as it sounds, I want you to get to know the real me. I'm not just Draco Malfoy, son of Lucius but I am also Draco S'Carnevetti Malfoy, your friend and giver of butterfly kisses... Oh, who the hell am I trying to kid? You all hate me! You lot would rather see me die than spend any time with you! Just give me a chance please.... And if you feel I know too much you could always wipe my memory clean.... What say you to me staying here and being Harry Potter's boyfriend?"
The Weasleys had let Draco stay with Harry and Draco improved so much in their eyes they decided that he could stay around as long as he wants. They had a few laughs but the biggest surprise came when their school letters arrived. They thought Dumbledor was trying to be funny by addressing one letter for Harry and Draco, it read...
"To the happiest odd couple in magic history... The Weasley Burrow"
"Next stop school shopping with the Weasleys, you and...." the family listened close to what Draco was going to say... Was he going to say "mudblood"? "and... that hafling friend of yours, Hermionie Sheryllyn Granger. I hear her little sister Charlotte Sibylyn Granger is enrolling this year... she's going straight to fourth year with Ginny, guess Hermionie taught her a lot." Everyone was shocked that Draco didn't say anything nasty about Hermionie. Malfoys always had something sour to say to any wizard or witch who wasn't of pure blood. He was ready for Grimmauld Place. Harry told him all about it as the Weasley gang used floo-powder to get to Diagon Alley. Draco saw in his eyes true happiness as he spoke of a man he called "Snuffles." Draco knew Harry was talking about Sirius Black because he had seen him on the platform. He knew he was innocent, he knew the truth and he would use it to save Harry. Draco remembered him telling his father that there was no way Sirius Black was stupid enough to come on platform 9 and ¾ in plain sight. He explain to his father that Harry was petting a species of dog called a bull mastive. He told him Sirius Black had gone in hiding and he silently laughed as his gullible father belived his lie while Draco knew the truth. It was their turn to use the floo-powder. Draco thought in his head how he would seriously enjoy spending time with the famous Harry Potter and his friends....