God the Grand (e): If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy!
Gandalf: And remember, we never ever will own Yu-Gi-Oh!
God: Nope, nope! On with the story!
"Yami no!" Yugi peeps, as he giggles, running around the couch I'm currently lounging lazily in.
Yami chuckles as he runs after Yugi with no shirt on.
"Yami stop!" Yugi yells, throwing a pillow at Yami and missing by a mile.
"Yugi come back!" Yami calls, chuckling. Yugi laughs as the pillow misses him.
"Yugi watch out!" Yami hollers, distracting Yugi. Yugi stops and looks around, leading to Yami pouncing on top of him, the tickling beginning.
"Ya, Yami, puh-lease stop!" Yugi begs. Yami smirks, rising a little, so Yugi can turn around on his back. Yugi stares up at him like a scared doe, no fears though, it's just those overly huge amethyst eyes. He really does know what coming, and all to well.
Yami catches Yugi's lips in a kiss, Yugi mewling. I roll my eyes and groan. Now they've gone and ruined a perfectly good day.
Riiiinng The phone goes, should I really bother answering though?
Riiiinng I peer back to the now shirtless Yugi who's moaning loudly as Yami licks his chest.
Riiiinng I hurry to the phone and pick up the receiver.
"Hello?" I say mundanely.
"Hi… Bakura?" I almost drop the phone at the realization of who it is.
"Yeah Ryou?"
"What are you going to do today?" He asks.
"Well I was having a great time making myself sick watching Yami and Yugi makeout; why?" Yami and Yugi giggle.
"Oh-wait, why are you watching them?"
"Because they're contaminating the living room." I reply.
"I won't ask. Anyways, did you want to come shopping with me?" Shopping… with Ryou? Sign me up!
"Sure, I guess. What time?"
"About an hour I guess."
"Sounds good, did you need a ride?" I offer, hoping he'll say 'yes'.
"Sure! Well see you then!" He says, hanging up the phone. I glance over to Yugi who is now only adorned in boxers. Innocent my ass!
I jump in the shower, and change clothes. I try to smooth out my locks, but as usual, they just fly right up. I shrug; walk back into my bedroom, grabbing my maroon jacket, keys, and wallet.
"I hate to interrupt you two, as you both know how much I love watching Yami rape a child, but I'm off to the mall." I announce, zipping up my coat.
"Whatever Bakura, have fun with Ryou."
"………………" I peer over to the two who resumed making out.
"Yami, how'd you know I was going with him?"
He pulls away from Yugi, who makes mewling noises, pulling Yami back over him, pressing his lips to my roommate's. Yami sticks a hand in front of Yugi's mouth to stop the kissing for a second. Yugi starts sucking on his fingers. Yami moans and pulls away, receiving a smirk from Yugi.
"Because, you hate shopping and OH GOD, I gotta go!" He returns to ravishing Yugi. I shake my head and head out the door to go get Ryou.
I pull up to the quaint two-story mint green house, steering into the driveway.
Walking up to the door, I look around the neighborhood and it's quite suburbish, all the houses looking identical. I shrug and knock on the door. Ryou answers, smiling.
"Hey Kura! I'm all ready." He says, stepping out from behind the door to reveal his outfit. I try hard not to lick my lips, but he's practically begging to bet hit on.
He wears a tight sky blue long-sleeved top, with cut out on the shoulders, revealing his silky, smooth, creamy skin. He also has on light gray pants, platform boots, and a matching sky-blue purse…
"What, why are you staring at me like that?" He asks, puzzled.
"Oh, no reason." I reply, giving him a slight smile. As we walk to my jade hued car, something hits my mind.
"Ryou, why do you have a purse?" I ask as I start up the engine.
"Because it's cute! I'm not afraid to admit it, I like looking a bit feminine, after all, I have a girlish shape, you have to admit! Besides, since I look like a girl, no one realizes I'm a male with a purse!" He exclaims, laughing. "Why, don't you like it?"
"Uh, I guess it's ok… so why did you ask me to come to the mall anyways?"
"Why not, after all, I mean, we are friends." He replies, fluttering his sooty eye leashes.
"I, I guess we are." I say hazily. He nods. "Why don't you turn on the radio?"
"We should go into the Three Spades!" Ryou suggests, pointing to a swanky clothing store.
"Sure." I agree, trailing behind. I glance around the store, seeing all kinds of flashy, unique colored clothing. A few men gawk at Ryou, and glare at me enviously. I love making people jealous of the pretty boy next to me… damn you Marik!
"Hiya Ryou sweetie!" A pink haired man chirps, strutting over in his hot red stilettos. He has on tight black pants, and a pink leather corset. He gives Ryou a smile as he approaches, his lips shining with the scented lip-gloss he wears.
"Hiya Rouge, how's business today?" Ryou asks his odd-looking friend.
"OK, better now that you're here!" The man exclaims, his chestnut orbs shining over in happiness. "Who's your cute little friend?"
"Oh this is Bakura!" Ryou chimes, glancing at me and smiling. Rouge extends his hand out, me hesitantly shaking it.
"Hi." I say awkwardly, staring at the man's nose piercing.
"Aw Ryou, he's a total peach sweetie! You guys are such an adorable couple! I'm glad you finally found someone kidd-o and it looks like you've picked the cream of the crop!" The man exclaims. Ryou giggles and I try to hide my blush. This man is much too friendly.
"Well, I'll let you two shop! Call me sometime Ryou; we need to hang out again! Back to work!" Rouge calls, heading back behind the counter.
"Sorry, Rouge is really friendly. He's the manager here. I met him at a club one time. Strange guy, but I like him." He tells me, as he checks out a see through white shirt, with a tank top under it.
"He's… different." I comment, browsing through a rack of long-sleeved shirts.
"Yeah. So, where's Malik today?" Ryou asks.
"I don't actually know. I was going to call him later. He wanted to maybe come over tonight and watch a movie or something. Said we needed to do something romantic." I comment nonchalantly. I catch Ryou rolling his eyes as he browses through some pants. Maybe he does like me…
"Really? Because Marik wanted me to come over and do the same thing!" He informs me.
"Oh, heh, well maybe it'll be another double date again." I say. He smiles and nods.
"Maybe…"
We've been to multiple amounts of stores, Ryou trying on half the merchandise in each. It was all good though, I have to tell him what I thought of each outfit, and unfortunately for me, and he made me do the same.
We laugh as we walk down the mall, bags in our hands.
"We should get something to drink!" Ryou suggests, looking over to a smoothie booth not far off.
"Works for me." I say, approaching a table close to it. We set down our bags.
"What kind do you want?" I ask.
"Oh no, Kura I'll pay!" He cries.
"No, let me Ryou. Now what kind?"
"Strawberry banana I guess… hey, what kind are you getting?" He asks.
"I don't know, the same I guess."
"Oh, well, I'm not all that thirsty, I just really wanted to try it; Yugi said their smoothies were really good. We should just share one, if you want to of course." He states shyly.
"Ok…" I say, and go over to get it.
I come back and sit opposite Ryou, inserting two straw into the cup.
"Thanks." He says sweetly, bending over to take a sip. He moans out an "mmm" sound.
"It's really good." He says.
"Well, turns out Yami's whore is useful for something." I joke.
"What isn't he good at his job?" Ryou humors causing us both to laugh. I take a drink of the smoothie, and so does he. Our noses are inches away from each other and my eyes are boring into his. He smiles and blushes, retreating.
"So, what do you keep a purse for? Tampons?" I retort. He rolls his eyes and grins.
"No, for my cell phone and wallet dork! I also have my stage makeup, and pepper spray, Marik makes me carry it. He can be a bit over protective at times, don't you think?" Ryou muses, resting his head in his hand. I nod along then take another drink, but stop the drink when it gets to the edge of the straw, plugging it with my finger. I pull it out of the cup, and Ryou doesn't notice since he's too busy daydreaming about Marik. I lift the part where my finger's at, lift it up, and blow it at him. I grin as he gawks and beams.
"Bakura!" He hollers, the pink liquid dripping from his nose. He pouts as I laugh.
"Aw, Ryou, you can be the fluffy pink bunny!" I joke. He rips open a sugar packet and tosses it's contents at me.
"Aw Bakura, you're sugary sweet." He chides, licking the smoothie off his hand. I wipe the sugar off me.
"It's ok Ryou; Marik will still want you, even if there's pink substance in your hair."
"Bakura, get it out." He says, a sense of humor still on his voice. I walk over to him and take the liquid covered bangs in my hang. He watches me silently as I stick the hairs in my mouth, sucking off the juice.
"Ew!" He says, giggling a bit.
"Well you said get it out. You have some on your cheek still too." I comment.
"Where?" He asks, taking a napkin and wiping the wrong cheek.
"I'll get." I say, taking his hand in mine and helping him get the smoothie off.
"Thanks." He says gently, looking up into my eyes. I smile to him and pat his head.
"Good kitten." I coo. I take his hand and he gets up and grabs his bags with the other hand. I get my stuff too.
"I'm tired." He says, yawning.
"Yeah I could go for a nap." I counter. We walk once more down the mall, to the exit holding hands. Ryou leans his head onto my shoulder. I smile and look down on him.
"I'm not annoying you are I?" He asks.
"No Ryou. I don't think you could ever annoy me." I say, opening up the door for us as we walk into the cold, windy air.
"That's good because you're doing something with me again this week. I like hanging out with you Bakura, your fun." He says.
"You're fun too." I say, causing him to smile.
"Glad you think that. Marik thinks I'm boring."
"Marik's an idiot." He laughs.
"I know, but I like that idiot." He replies. His hand tightens around mine.
"Thanks again for coming shopping with me Bakura. I really did want you to go."
"I'm glad you asked me to come to Ryou. I love hanging out with purse wearing men." I joke. He laughs and gets in the car.
"Are you and Malik staying at the apartment for sure?"
God: A long way to Richmond, and no more ways for this chapter!
Gandalf: Happily not making sense happily thanks!
Greebo: I'm a Modern Day Bonnie!
Grim: Oy, then I wanna be Clyde!
Gandalf: -blinks- Anyways… Keep your hands to yourself redconvoy!
God: Aw, yes Marik shall start noticing Malik… next chapter! Oy, and I absolutely love your story 'Marik's Insane Plot or Bakura gets pissed'! It's so totally awesome! I still have like three or so chapters left to read though!
Gandalf: -nod, nod- Does he really love you, December jewel?
God: I know, jealousy is fun! And correction, Malik's charms aren't working yet. They will and Marik will fall head over heels, eventually…
Gandalf: Take me over, slave4kai!
God: Yes, I continued my path of brilliance! Score! Oy, glad you liked the dancing part and I hope you enjoyed your update!
Gandalf: It's that goddesskali!
God: Heh, was a tornado siren seriously going off? Funny stuff! Fortunately in the hum-ho place I live, no tornados come about… but there is lots of rain! Oy, hope you're ok though! Tornadoes are disastrous little beasts! Hope you liked the new chapter!
Gandalf: Yes! Why should I worry, Yugi-obsessed?
God: Glad you liked the last chapter and I hope you enjoyed the update! Aren't cats awesome?
Gandalf: It's Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru!
God: Yes, even a week later, Malik still hides… he took refuge in the laundry basket.
Malik: -laughs insanely- She shall never find thee!
God: And you think that blondie! Glad you liked the chapter!
Gandalf: I was born to make Kaboodles Kitten happy!
God: Oh the harmonious chords of Britney Spears… heh, you made a rhyme! Ryou's a retard-dater! One more day until the weeks over! -prays you have the sequel out- Anyways, hope you have fun singin in the rain!
Gandalf: Doing the loop with Uory's Lover!
God: Glad you liked the chapter! Sorry for yet another cliffy! Please don't kill me… or do anything with apple juice!
Gandalf: Heya C or Carmen5-Nemrac!
God: You liked the mumbo jumbo about Peggy's eye? SQWEEE! Yay! Hope you liked this chapter too, even if it was a bit dull, but trust us, next chapter is much juicier!
Gandalf: Yes! Onto that cool cat in Colorado, chibi nazumi!
God: Yay! Glad you like we write! If I was a wild animal, I'd b e a tiger so I could go Rawr! Anyways, happy you like!
Gandalf: Of course! Give me another chance, snow-shadow-wolf!
God: Yay for you, getting to go to school late! If I am ever late to school, I just stay home! But, I'm bad and stay home and skip too much equaling possibly not passing the 9th grade… -sweatdrop- I hate school… especially math! Oh and yes, arg! I saw the third Harry Potter last night, and I was sad because it sucked! Sorry, just had to tell somewhat that! Oy, And last night my friend and I got randomly invited to go sing with a bunch of adults at their bonfire at like 1:00 a.m. We went… it was strange… Anyways, I'm still waiting for that chapter you know? I'm not sure how many more days I can go with no MC! Glad you liked the chapter anyways!
Gandalf: Yes yes! Onto that hot stuff, Angel Reaper!
God: You thought the dancing part was sexy?!? SCANDALOUS! I was afraid it wasn't written all that great! Yes, I think the Amish wear cool clothes! I'd wear um if I had um! The only cooler clothes are Renaissance and Medieval clothes, hence forth where the Renaissance Faire stuff comes in, -sigh- how I love them! Anyways, glad you liked the chapter!
Gandalf: If I were my mama, I'd be in love with Voice-sama!
God: All I'm gonna say is next chapter Marik will start to notice Malik more! Score for the cuter blonde! Of course I shall keep updating, the only thing better is drinking margaritas on the tropical beaches, which unfortunately I haven't experienced, so updating comes next! Glad you liked!
Gandalf: Mhm! Stop right now, Amy Hirosaki!
God: Togetha forevaa indeed! Don't you wish you were an octopus sometimes? Then you'd have eight arms! Yay! Anyways, hope you liked this chapter as well!
Gandalf: It's a thriller night, koumori wolf!
God: Oy, hard to stop reading? Glad you liked it that much! I hope you liked the chapter buddy! I also hope you like kool-aide, because it's good!
Gandalf: Strawberry-kiwi flavor babes! Anyways, bring on the good times, Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel!
Grim: Ouchies, my bones, pweease get off! -struggles-
God: Pfft, what a push over. Anyways, yes Ryou does want Bakura bad but HAHAHAH he has to waaaiitttt! Hahah!
Grim: -breaks free and runs- She'll neva eva get me now!
God: Glad you liked the chapter KCKA!
Gandalf: Do the funky chicken, DreamingChild!
God: BWAHAH! Professional Threatener? How do I get a license for that? -ponders and is hit by a pineapple- Ouch. -dies- Anyways, Ryou would never ever cheat on Marik! Or would he? -evil grin- We will see DC, we will see!
Gandalf: Just not today! There's more to me than you, O.o The Yu-Gi-Oh Freak o.!
God: Aw what's a matter? You don't like supreme-o rare steak? Heh. Tis a good question, YGOF, why doesn't Marik propose? Maybe there's a reason that has yet to be revealed! No, actually it's because they are supposed to seem like (and I think it says somewhere) they've only dated a good couple of months, and Marik is already a big head, I didn't want to make him rush them right into marriage! Nope, the story isn't all finished yet though, usually I write as I go, or write a few chapters ahead! Actually you haven't excused yourself for being obsessively weird, though I find nothing wrong with it, weird people rule!
Greebo: Dig that ditch Ivery!
God: Yes, Marik is a thick-head! Muah, maybe Malik will jump Marik, all in good time! Glad you think it's great and I hope you keep on keeping on, and keep reading!
Gandalf: My stupid mouth got me in trouble again, Bunnay and Ootch-Bay in the Kit-tay-tay O.o!
God: Oy! -wipes away sweat- Looonngg penny-name! Glad you like the half-way plot! You don't like most of the stuff on ff.net or something? Ack watch out for the fleas! Anyway, happy you like it and hope you keep reading! Yes o' yes!
Gandalf: To the Rach-Chan!
God: Yay for the R-Chan! -Agrees- Yes Marik does seem to be the type who'd think every person he'd date would be his soul mate! Talk about naïve-ness x's 56,578! Glad you like the story!
Gandalf: Yes! Well, thanks to every single little dotty-person for reviewing, we appreciate it so!
God: Yes, them and their fluffy pink lovely-ness!
Gandalf: Mhm!
Greebo: You'll be even fantabulous-er id you review again!
God: -nods- Yes yes! See you all next time!
Gandalf: Later days!
Greebo: Bye!