God the Grand (e): The ninth chapter, finally! Ack, so sorry it takes so long…
Gandalf: Cause ideas for this story aren't exactly numerous…
God: Either way, yay, Summer break! Yesh!
Greebo the Dragon: No, we still don't own it! Have fun!
Yami, Yugi, Ryou, and Marik where all sitting in the living room of our fine apartment, laughing and talking while Malik and I got drinks for everyone.
"Sit next to him and 'accidentally' place your hand on his leg Bakura!" Malik demanded, glaring at me.
"Malik no! Marik and Ryou will see right through it!"
"You want Ryou to see through it dummy, he's supposed to notice you like him too!"
"Arg! But Malik, I don't want to make it seem like I'm cheating…"
"THEN WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU AGREE WITH MY PLAN?" I plugged my ears at his screeching, hoping to god the goons and Ryou in the living room didn't hear.
"Do it Bakura, or I will take action myself." He threatened, crossing his arms and trying to look intimidating. I tilted my head and blinked. He actually looked more fluffy and cute than scary, but of course not as much as Ryou.
"Bakura…"
"Ugh, fine, I'll do it." I admitted in defeat, rolling my earthen eyes. He smiled and nodded approvingly.
"Good; but the rule still goes. If you don't kiss Ryou by the end of the night, I'll tell him how you feel." I nod. Though, if I kiss him don't I basically tell him how I feel anyways? Much difference in the two answers, not really. I sigh and walk back to the living room, handing everyone what they wanted.
"A strawberry margarita for a beautiful seniorita!" I joked, handing Ryou the red, slushy drink. He giggled, and took it willingly.
"Thanks Kura!" He exclaimed, taking a sip of the drink. I watched intently as the sleek, glossy glass touched his soft, supple lips, causing them to open ever so slightly… just enough for the size of a tongue.
"BAKURA!"
"GAH!" I jumped and sat next to Ryou on the couch as Malik stared at me knowingly.
"We're going to play a game!"
"Uh… ok."
"Don't you want to know what it's called Ku-chan?" I blinked at Marik's new pet name for me… Ku-chan?
"Eh, yeah of course." I said blandly, trying to peer at Ryou from underneath my bangs. He was staring at Malik, Marik's hand massaging Ryou's leg. I felt fury sweep over me, but since Ryou's not my boyfriend, there ain't a whole lot I can do but sit and curse under my breath.
"It's called 'would you rather'! I'll start!" Malik informs, clasping his hands together on his lap. He glances at Marik who's sitting next to him with lusty eyes. Hm. Malik must be horny.
"Ok guys, would you rather make love with a girl, or Anzu?"
"Hey Mal, Anzu is a girl." I inform. He widens his eyes in bewilderment.
"Really?!?" Yami and Marik laugh.
"Ok then, Katsuya Jounouchi, or Seto Kaiba?" Malik asks.
"Uh, Seto I guess." Yugi answers, blushing. The two have known each other for a long time, the little one always had a bit of a crush on the intimidating CEO. Weirdly though, Yugi choose Yami.
"Uh, Katsuya all the way." Yami says a bit angrily. He knows about the deal with Seto and Yugi, and is still jealous the ugly CEO gets even the tiniest bit of Yugi's admiration.
"Uh, Seto… I guess. I don't really know either of the guys, but Seto's little brother was nice." Ryou says shyly.
"Obviously you haven't met Seto then. He's a world class ass, ask anyone!" Marik howls.
"No, he's nice once you get to know him." Yugi says in defense. Yami glares.
"Sure take the ugly brunette's side." He mumbles, sulking. Yugi giggles and crawls over to Yami, kissing his cheek.
"I still love you the most you know?" Yugi says, giving him a smile, blinking his overly huge eyes. Yami smiles and kisses Yugi's forehead.
"I better." He answers, hugging Yugi tightly. Ryou makes a sort of 'aw' noise. Pfft, he would be the one to find the ugly starfish heads cute.
"Neither. Katsuya's a straight idiot and Seto is an ugly prick. Next question." I muse. Ryou giggles and Malik rolls his eyes.
"Ok, sleep with Yami, or Yugi?" Malik asks, stirring around his martini. Yugi blushes horridly while Yami smirks.
"Yami." Yugi answers.
"Yugi." Yami replies. The two giggle.
"Uh…" Ryou trails off, staring at the two.
"Yugi… I guess…" He says, flushing. Aw, Ryou want s to fuck the mini.
"Yugi, I already had Yami and trust me, it was no good." Marik chortles, sipping his beer.
"Neither. God knows what kind of STDs those two have." I say simply. Malik smiles.
"Well I'd pick Yami, he's a handsome devil. Lucky fella, Yugi." He says sweetly, smiling at the two. Yugi nods.
"Ok, Marik, or Bakura?" ….
"Marik or Bakura what?" I ask, scratching my head.
"Who'd you rather sleep with/ date." Malik answers, grinning. Ryou bites his lip.
"Uh Marik. Bakura's too pasty. Like glue." Yami states, twirling his hair with a finger.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom." Ryou announces, scurrying away. Malik snickers.
"Bakura…" Yugi answers chastely.
"Me of course! Who better!" Marik says, grinning sadistically.
"Me." I say coolly.
"I think your both pretty damn sexy so it's hard to choose!" Malik 'jokes'. Oh, he knows he'd pick Marik.
"It's really me though Marik." I joke.
"So, sleeping with old men, or your parents?"
It was late now, and everyone of course stayed over… even Malik. Marik and he were in the living room watching porno's while Ryou slept. I lied on my bed thinking over the night. Malik had flirted with Marik nonstop, and now Marik even flirted back… slightly anyway. Ryou watched them intently, never saying a word of his boyfriend's strange behavior.
After what seemed forever, I decided I couldn't sleep and got up to go get a glass of water. I stumbled through the short hallway, scratching my naked unclad stomach. Ryou looked up from the floor, and his eyes widened.
"Oh hi Bakura." He whispered.
"Hey Ry, why are you on the floor?" I asked, scratching my head, and taking a seat on the tiled floor next to him.
"I, I couldn't sleep, and Marik and Malik's porn was over… I kind of wonder why they watch that stuff anyways; I mean I'm sure you know, you do stuff with Malik…"
"Stuff? What kind of stuff?" I ask, amused. He blushes.
"You know…"
"No Ryou, we don't do that kind of 'stuff' yet. It's only been a few weeks! I know you and Marik screw-"
"No, actually. Marik wants to, but I'm not ready for it yet. I want to do it with someone I love, and I don't really love him… but I will, I think…" He trails off, a worried expression on his flawless face.
"You don't have to force yourself to love him you know." I whisper to him, twisting my head so I can view his face. He turns his head to, so we're eye to eye.
"I know. It's just lately there is this other guy, and he's amazing in everyway possible. I love hanging out with him, but he's so taken; and he loves the person he's with, so I can't do anything…" I put a finger to his lips, and shush him.
"Ryou, he'll come around… I'm sure whoever this guy is with the person can't be as cute as you." I say in a husky whisper.
"You, you think I'm cute?" He asks, tilting his head.
"Of course you are, and I'm sure the guy notices it too. But did you ever think maybe he thinks you're unreachable too?" He blinked and inched his face closer to mine, shutting his eyes, and before I knew it, his lips where touching mine in a chaste, yet sweet kiss. It only lasted a few seconds before he pulled apart, blinking a few times, and a daze in his eyes. I nudged my nose to his, pressing our foreheads together, feeling each other's hot breath on our faces. Before we knew it, we were kissing again.
Footsteps where heard and Ryou jumped back, scurrying up.
"I should go to bed now." He said nervously, hurrying out of the kitchen. I stared at the spot he used to be. Oh my god, we kissed… I could've died just then… only one problem. Snickering could be heard from a corner, and blonde spikes stuck out like a sore thumb... Yami.
"Run." I said simply. He blinked, and did so.
God: -hides behind a table- Ugh, a cliffy. And oi, sorry the chapter is stupid and lacks it's usual scandalous ness… I am so running out of ideas…
Gandalf: 0sweatdrop- No kidding…
Greebo: Blahblahblah! -dances-
God: Anyways…
Dark Magician Girl/ Hikaru: Yes, you scared poor Malik-muse really bad…
Malik: -is still hiding inside the basket- She has no clue of my coordinates! MUAH!
God: Sure Malik… anyways, yesh! Yay for the love of the last chapter! You liked it! Yay!
Rach-Chan: Eh, well Bakura sort-of jumped him… kinda… even know ity was Ryou's move. Hm. Well either way, they kissed!
Snow-shadow-wolf: Yes, and the bonfire was full of middle-aged people! It was weird… Yeah, I failed my math final too! High five! Wow, I did horrible in that class… can you say summer school? Why didn't your friend sit by Larry is she wanted him over so bad? -scratches head- Wow, most of the guys at our school would never agree to watch LOTR 3 with us… They say it's stupid. -shrug- I think it's the best thing ever made! Besides Yu-Gi-Oh, Coca-cola, and roleplaying! My new addiction! Yes, especially Ryou x Bakura, that's so fun! Yay! Anyways, yay for the no-schoolness! My cat is making my face itch… I think it's the summer allergies… wow. Oh, and yes I thought the idea of Ryou carrying a purse was too cute! I was like 'WAH! Can you say cuteness attack?' If I was Bakura, I would've tackled him… Anyways, have an awesome possum day!
Uory's Lover: I updated! Aren't you so proud? Yay! Oh my gosh, you're the only one who agreed with me for my oneshot 'Pretend to be Nice' on it having absolutely nadda to do with the song! Yay! I'm so proud of you! Great minds think alike! Heheh, and you were not the first reviewer for the chappie Fluffy! -points to DMG/ H, R-C, and S-S-S- they were the first! Aw, but it's all ok, cause you're still lucky number four! Yay! -gives flowers- Have as sweet day for me! Oh, and I shall update Summer Lovin tomorrow, I promise! And I hope I can keep it…
Redconvoy: Oi, yes! The oher is out? Hm, I must go look for it… Yes, Malik should run in front of Marik naked! I might actually use that idea since right now I'm having a hell of a time thinking up my own… -sweatdrop- Anyways, yay for the streetlamps!
December Jewel: Yes, Ryou does feel something! They kissed! Yay! And I sorry for a long update!
Slave4kai: Aw, yay for you thinking it's beautifully written! I wish I could say the same about it, all I know is I absolutely hate this chapter of it… all well. One bad chapter for every story I guess. Well, I hope you liked the chapter anyways, in spite my personal feelings on it!
Carmen5-Nemrac: Aw yay! Glad you liked the last chapter! -glomps you both- You are both so scandalous! Yesh! And I hope you liked the update!
Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel: Yay! You liked the last chapter thing! WOOP! 0dances a very dancey dance- Yesh! A tomboy eh? Does that mean you're related to tomcats?
Sauruman: -bashes God on the head- Idiot.
God: Ow… -rubs head- Anyways have a sexy day!
Grim: -can't breathe- And please let me go! -chibi holes-
Voice-sama: Speaking of margaritas, my aunt made them and she wouldn't give me one. Hmph. Damn me being under-aged and all that jazz. You have the same shirt as Ryou? Heheh, funny! Yesh, I have this whole thing (for this story anyway) how he dresses like a total girly boy! Yay for Ryou feminine! Here's your update cool kat!
Firevega21: -high fives- You rhymed, oh man! You so deserve something for that! -digs in the magical box of God- Oh, here's a chewed up pencil! Orange you glad? Glad you like the story and hope you keep reading!
O.o The Yu-Gi-Oh Freak o.: Yes, you will have to wait and see…. I guess! Glad you love purse wearing men, as do I! Yay! Keep on dancing!
Yugi-obsessed: If Marik would've been at the mall.. Bakura would've had his ass kicked. Very hard. Heheh, good thing Marik was gone! Glad you liked the last chapter!
Amy Hirosaki: -high fives- Another rhymer! Score for you! If I was an octopus, I'd be the cool kind that has fangs and is pink and orangeish polka-dotted. I'd be the damn coolest octopus anywhere. I'd also be highly toxic, and eat anything that came within a three mile radius of me. King of the waters! Of course, since there is no known species of that type of Octopus, I'll be the first! Score! Glad you liked the chapter!
Maruken: Yes, Marik is a big idiot, a lot of times! Plus, Ryou enjoyed having his hair sucked on! Why wouldn't he? Gakufest? Hmph… well have a cool day!
Akiko-saulii: Yay, you called me an awesome author! -claps- I feel proud! And yes, Marik does seem like he'd be an ass all the time… or else a flamboyantly gay man who had an obsession with pink, himself, and shopping. He would also have a knack for being hella annoying! I like him that way! Yes I do! Aw I'm sorry there where only eight chapters for you to catch up on! Glad you like the story though!
Citcat-chan: Request admitted, I updated! Yay! Dance for me now!
Goddesskali: No, not the evil monkeys! It's okay though, I'll just release my muses!
Muses: -all sitting on a beach blanket drinking soda-
God: Behold their scariness!
Greebo the Dragon: -blinks-
God: Eh, anyways, you saw a fruity pink haired man at hot topic? Aw, you're so lucky!
Chibi Nazumi: Aw, you where off by two chapters! They kissed now! Yay! Aren't you glad?
Millennium: Yes, this story is doing pretty good in reviews! I think I do get new reviewers each time… my review replies always seem to be longer than the story itself… Hm… gotta work on that one. Here's your more and have a grand (e) ol' day!
Ivery: Where's the puppy where?!? I get easily distracted too… and I don't pay attention to things well… I miss the big picture, and the little ones too… Sadly. Glad you like the story!
Koumori wolf: Gald you think it is good! And hope you keep reading!
Fanficlunatic234: I'm a halfie now? -checks pants- Man/ woman, good one! Yay! I'm glad you like my stories! I also hope you keep reading sweet thang!
Angel Reaper: Gah, yes the Renaissance dresses are expensive! They're like two hundred dollars… and half the time it's not even good looking. Hmph. My friend got a really cool necklace from a faire too, it was a purteh fairy thing! Yesh! The smoothie landing on Ryou's neck? Oh, dirty thoughts my friend! Aw, it should've though!
Hieilover: Glad you thought it was funny! Yesh!
AznRyoOhki: Yes, and that is where the humor comes in dear. Plain and simple. But thanks for trying to notice a possible mistake! Have a scandalous day!
Hyacinthus: Glad you liked and here was your update!
DreamingChild: Yes, Marik shall kill Bakura when he finds out what he's doing with Ryou! Muah… either that or he'll just run to Malik!
Kaboodles Kitten: No you're not a bad man! You put up your sequel! I'm so proud of you! And so is Greebo! Yesh! …School science fair? That just reminded me of how happy I am it's Summa Break!
Chrysler: Yep, you got it.. As I have said ideas are numerous for this story currently… I know how to end it, just no middle plots! I must think and hard… which might hurt. Hm. All well, have a scandalous day and I hope you liked the chapter!
Gandalf: DONE! And thank you for the awesome reviews, sorry once again this chapter is so late!
God: Yes, we shall try and think of a grand (e) idea and have the next chapter out in a few days!
Greebo the Dragon: Review again and you can be our Super Nova Girl/ Boys!
Gandalf: -sweatdrop- There they go watching Zenon again…
God: Which just reminds me the third one sucked! No new Protozoa song! -sulks- Anyways, later days!
Gandalf: Bye!