Chapter 5
As the loooong plane journey went on, gradually everyone else fell asleep, Alan stayed awake, uncomfortable in his seat. Why did he always have to get the crappy seatbelt???? Also, he couldn't get Sparky outta his mind. He also failed to see what he and the others were doign going to sort out the velociraptor problem, they weren't the most efficient of people. A dinophile, a hillbilly, a crazy man who wears bright white, a guy with half a brain and one hand who can't remember his name, and a hyperactice dinosaur. This was gonna be a long trip.
36 hours later, the plane started shaking.
Ellie woke with a start. "Are we going through turbulence????"
John Hammond shoved his face into the window. Literally.
"Ow. No it's just Pam trying to eat us."
Everyone groaned and relaxed. Pam the T-Rex always tried to eat people, but since she hurt her neck in a, er, boating accident she can't eat anyone without using her arms, and, well, they're 5 cm long.
5 minutes later Pam stopped playing with the plane and it landed. Ellie held out a hand to Alan for him to take, and he took it, rather reluctantly. Patrick stood up and then was run down Sparky, who was racing to get off the plane first. Alan tilted his ehad on one side to look at Sparky's behind, but Ellie giggled, thinking he was looking at her.
"Right!!!!" John got up, quickly and unsubtly stowing away his crack, and stumbled into the nearest door. It happened to be the toilet. He came out again, and fell down the steps from the plane, ad into a heap on the ground, where everyone else walked over him.
"So where are these birds????" Patrick said rubbing hsi hands together.
Everyone looked at him.
"Er...birds????" Alan said.
"Yeah, remember all those years ago we went on that island and met a loada kilelr birds and-"
"Patrick, they were dinosaurs."
"No, you said they were birds."
"I said they were like birds"
"Oh. Ok then. Then what are dinosaurs????"
Alan slapped a hand to his forehead.