Chapter 6

The group had arrived at the National Science Museum in London. From the end of the street they could all see something had happened. Potholes were in the ground, the whole museum had been cordoned off with a very safe, protecting thin red cord and many suited officials were patrolling the area with a badge saying-"I saw dinosaurs at the IMAX theatre".

"Bloody hell..." Alan ran a hand through his hair, and wondered again what the hell he was doing there.

Suddenly a man came rushing out of the entrance, pushing screaming women and high rowdy teenagers out of the way. He ran over to the group and shook their hands one by one. But when the group aprted and he saw Sparky, very politely holding out his claw, he screamed and collapsed ot the floor shouting "Don't hurt me, don't hurt me!!!!"

"Calm down, sir, he's tame."

"Spark-EY is hurt!!!! Spark-EY hates mean old man" said Sparky, before lying down on the pavement and rocking back and forth. Alan sat down next to him and comforted him, while Patrick picked his nose, and Ellie rushed forward to explain.

"This raptor is fine, he's our pet. Apart form a few diarrhoea problems he's fiiiine. Now who are you????"

The man recovered and got to his feet, wiping the dust off his suit.

"I am Frederick Stefanopolisnopolopolaspopodopolous. I own the museum. All my staff except him-"he pointed to a middle-aged man with a monobrow standing next to the museum steps hunched over looking at everyone with shifty eyes-"who is a good man and not at all an evil character in any way, and him-"he pointed to a dude in shorts and a shirt, who was obviously a hunter, since he had a gun, and wore a cowboy hat-"who is a cool dude and all the stakes say he'll be eaten first."

Alan stared, then rubbed his eyes and stood up. "Wait a minute isn't that-"

"Bob Muldoon. Robert's brother. The one who calls itself Roger has had it's eye on him ever since it escaped."

"Darn it, he's good looking" said John Hammond and began to rub his crotch.

"ARGH ARGH SPARKY DISTURRRRRBED!!!!" screamed Sparky and started trying to scratch otu your eyes.

"NO NO SPARKY YOUR EYES ARE YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL FEATURE!!!!" screamed Alan and jumped on top of Sparky. They rolled around like this for a minute then Sparky calmed down and stared at Alan.

"Alan????"

"Yeah."

"What's that sticking into my stomach????"

Alan jumped up and ran behind a lampost. A few minutes later he emerged, blushing. This problem was getting worse and worse...