Chapter 9
Meanwhile, Ellie stumbled around the dark place she was in and found a wall. She was inside the msueum!!!! She fumbeld around for a light switch and soon the whole room illuminated. There on the floor was Fred, Bob, Hannah (the Polish evil guy with a monobrow), and John all sprawled out. There was no sign of Sparky, Patrick or the kids, but the one Ellie was really worried about was Alan. He always managed to get away from her.
"Are you guys ok???? That was some thunderstorm"
John looked around for his glasses, before realising he had sat on them, and grabbed his walking stick and got up.
"SHIT!!!! I lost the brats again. Fuck me, my daughter's gonna be so pissed."
"Stop worrying about yourself John, we have to think abotu the ones we love, Annoying Kid 1, and 2, and Alan." Said Ellie with tears in her eyes. She picked up a bowl of ice crema on the floor and started eating.
"Dr, that's Roger's crap bowl" said Fred, who had got up.
"EWWWW!!!!" Ellie dropped it, turned round and started retching. By this time everyone else had stood up, apparently all unhurt and rushed over to where John and Ellie were standing.
"Well" said Bob, "We're safe. We're in the Control Room of the museum, none of the dinosaurs got in here." Just like his brother, he had an incredibly British accent, squinty eyes, a cigar in his mouth, and was polishing his gun with his portable Gun Polish, bought from Tesco's.
"So you're the one suspected to die first, eh. And yet you're the only one with a gun. Funny that." Ellie pondered.
Bob raised his eyebrows. "We need to find those kids. I'll get the LandRover"
Ellie nodded. "Im coming with you."
John blushed and giggled at Bob. "Why thank you stranger." And he blew him a kiss.
"You disgust me" Bob said and him and Ellie went outside to find the others.
"Right, well, it's been great, but I'm off for a walk." Hannah said, taking a can of women's body spray with him.
Fred shook his head. "I just know I'm going to die."