Alan smashed Timmy's head against a rock, ignoring Lex's screams. Then he grabbed the terrified girl and put his hand round her throat and squeezed...
Tighter...
And tighter...
"Dr. Grant!!!! Wake up!!!!" Annoying kid 1 shook Alan awake then stepped back quickly as he groaned loudly. He was having the most wonderful of dreams.
"What...what do you want????"
He stood up and soon realised as he saw Annoying kid 2, aka Tim, standing in front of none other than Pam the T-Rex.
"Oh shite. SHITE, Tim get back!!!! She gets horny when men are around!!!!"
And he lunged forward and grabbed Timmy back just as Pam was about to throw her pink scarf on him, choosing him as her next mate. Alan threw Timmy and Lex under each arm and ran for his life.
Bob and Ellie drove around the grounds of the museum in their Jeep, searching with flashlights for Alan and the kids. Soon they drove up to a giant crater in the ground.
"Oh no," said Bob, "This is Pam's mating area..."
Then came a large and pained groan from a mound of leaves next to Pam's bed. Bob and Ellie ran over to it and pushed away all the leaves. There, in little holes, were piles of eggs, a few DinoSex® toys, and previous lovers all groaning and rubbing their legs in pain. Most, in fact all of the lovers were raptors, apart from someone on the end...
"Patrick!!!!"
"Owwww..." he moaned. "I can't move..."
"Shall we chance moving him????" Ellie asked Bob.
From the distance came a loud roar, and suddenly Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" played across the grounds of the museum.
"Oh no", said Bob. "Pam's mating song!!!!"
They grabbed Patrick, who was too in pain to protest, and threw him in the back of the Jeep. Bob got in the driver's seat; made sure Ellie was in, and then drove as fast as he could.
"Quick!!!!" screamed Ellie, turning around, "She's gaining on us!!!!"
Bob put his foot down and gradually the car began to move out of sight from the T-Rex.
"You should have left me there..." said Patrick weakly.
"We never leave anyone behind Paddy!!!!" Ellie rubbed his shoulders.
"No, I mean, Pam was the best sex I ever had..."
And he passed out, just missing the disgusted looks on Ellie and Bob's faces.