Miss Cupid: Chapter 9
Author: Freya
Disclaimer: Bob owns us.
Setting: XP
Warnings: A/U, Shounen-ai, 1x2x1 fluff, probably OOC (it's A/U, expect no less) and attempt at humor.
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"Dude, you dudes, like, were there for three hours, man. What'd you do?" Bob's inquired, his voice sounding evil as all hell. He was accusing them of something inappropriate.
For the third time that night, Bob was driving the boys off. This time though, he was driving Duo home. Well, not really home since he was expected to be at Wufei's house. Bless the Chinese boy for his momentarily stupid moments. He gave Duo a spare key to his house for no real reason, well, besides the fact that he took it from Nataku and just had to give it to someone else. He had no use for spares and felt uneasy about just throwing it in the garbage. Duo had carried it in his pocket a lot ever since.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" Duo mocked childishly. "We'll never tell!"
Heero laced his arm around Duo's shoulders and whispered, "Duo! You're making it obvious." His irked tone was only meant to be playful.
Bob of course, took it the wrong way. Heero had no idea just how convincing he could be.
"Dude! You really did do it?"
"No!" they snapped in unison, and far too soon for their liking. Now they'd never hear the end of this, Heero especially.
"Sure." The driver's words were just pouring with sarcasm. The rest of the drive there was pretty much silent, besides Duo's occasional yawns and Heero's sleepy groans. He'd never had a date that lasted up to after four o'clock a.m. It was different, and he was used to being well asleep by this time. Duo never had a date period, so he was trying not to make the fact that he was tired too obvious, just incase he wasn't supposed to be.
Bob reached Wufei's house in a little less then fifteen minutes. The boy's house wasn't too hard to spot. He lived on the borderline of the rich and pour side of town after all. Not hard to find at all, since the houses all looked so homey and cheerful. Unlike Duo's side of town. The stereotypical, run down, dirty part of town where all the gangsters thrived.
"Yo, we're here," Bob said whilst honking the horn once to get them to wake the hell up from their sleepiness. It was so obvious they were both tired. Their eyes practically matched in glazed form from the exhaustion.
"Shhh, Wufei's a light sleeper," Duo grunted out. "It's a good thing his parents are out of town, as usual." Then he briefly thought about what it would be like if there was a wild party thrown at the Chinese boy's house. Of course, Wufei would do no less then cut out Duo's tongue and jam it up the silly boy's nose if he so much as suggested it.
"Want me to walk you to the door?" Heero asked in attempts to ease the panicked look on Duo's face. Hell, it worked, since at that instant he was tugged by his arm out of the Benz.
Duo looked goofy, Heero noted, but in a good way. The bouncy but sleepy teenage boy looked just as happy as he felt. This date went better then he thought it would, and he had some new friends to make once the holiday break was over. He also had a swell person to introduce his own friends to.
"Heero, this date was beyond awesome," the braided one stated truthfully once they were in front of Wufei's door. No sign of his highness, so the car horn obviously didn't wake him.
Or did it?
"My sentiments exactly." Heero took a brief look down at his watch. Eight hours. He and Duo knew each other for eight hours now, and now they were at the kiss good-night scene. "I don't think I've ever met anyone as crazy, obnoxious, and... interesting as you."
Duo beamed at the words. Yep, those described his character rather nicely. "That's a good thing, no?"
"It's a very good thing." Heero wanted to think of something else to say since he really didn't want to be leaving Duo so soon. "Wanna do this again?"
"S-sure!" The question caught Duo a bit off guard since, yeah, this was the infamous television kiss scene he'd been anxious to get over with. He never kissed anyone before. This was going to be quite interesting. "Do I get to kill another whack-a-mole machine?"
The jock boy chuckled and grabbed both of Duo's hands with his. "We'll see," he answered and slowly caressed Duo's knuckles with his thumbs. This one was an amateur obviously, so it was only natural that Heero made the first move. It just had to start with the hands. Heero liked Duo's hands though, so he didn't really mind. "Um... "
"Do you have any idea how much you're blushing right now?" Duo stated, his words cutting through Heero's clouded mind. Well, that just proved it. Heero as every bit as much an amateur as Duo was. Neither of them had kissed another male, but Heero did kiss Relena before so at least he had some level of experience on kissing itself. Not very much though. Him and the blonde girl never got any privacy, so nothing special was shared. This, however, was the moment of destiny... or something.
"I wouldn't talk if I were you. You're trembling ferociously." All they could do for five more minutes was stare at each other, and they'd even broken out into a sweat.
Why the hell was this so damn hard?
Suddenly, a stream of horrendous honking came from Heero's Benz. It wasn't just any honking either. Bob just went and triggered the whole friggin' car alarm just to break the boys out of their awkward, pregnant silence. Well, it worked, and Heero scooped Duo into his arms and kissed him fiercely. A rather shocked Duo returned the kiss and moaned at the twisted feeling in his stomach.
Such a good feeling. But, all good things eventually came to an end.
"Ahem!" the more than annoyed voice of a certain short tempered teen just barked from the front door, startling Duo so much that he fell backward off the steps in front of Wufei's front door and landed in a bush. He wasn't thinking. His mind was too hazy from Heero's much too excellent kiss. "Why couldn't you set off car alarms and make out with your boyfriend in front of Hilde's house?" a tired and angry looking Wufei said while he roughly helped Duo up out of the bush. "Wait... boyfriend?"
Wufei did a double take on Heero then a take on his current attire, which consisted of a t-shirt and boxers with little puppy dogs decorated on it. Being presented in front of complete strangers like this wasn't his idea of dignified.
"That's right. Boyfriend," Heero answered before Duo, putting the long haired boy in utter shock. Sure, he expected they may date a few times more, but to go so far as to be considered a boyfriend. That was deep, but he certainly wasn't about to deny it. It's what he wanted after all. "I take it you're Wufei. Nice underwear."
"Shut up," Wufei said in a bit of a strangled voice. "And yes, I am. What's it to ya?"
"Well, for starters." He walked up to Duo, completely awing him by placing that warm arm back around his shoulders. "Duo is my boyfriend. And he's told me a lot about you, so that makes us friends, right?" Heero extended his arm out to Wufei and nodded once.
Wufei felt a bit uneasy. For months, Duo had done nothing but complain about the only good guys he ever knew all being straight. Then, out of the blue, Mr. Right just happens to pop up in front of his door, very early in the morning, to announce he and Duo were together. Something smelled fishy, but hey, whatever stupid mistake Duo made wasn't his responsibility.
He reluctantly shook Yuy's hand and decided to accept this... spontaneous 'boyfriend' for the time being.
"What is your name?" Wufei asked abruptly. Keep friends you trust close and the ones you don't trust closer. He wasn't going to be satisfied with this preppy looking boy until he at least knew his name.
"Heero Yuy." Wufei's jaw dropped momentarily, but Duo helped it back up with his finger. The Chinese boy wasn't amused by his friend's actions or his taste in men.
"You have a really rotten name in the school, Yuy. I don't trust you," Wufei admitted bluntly and shoved his hand away after shaking it. "Do anything to hurt Duo, and I can assure you, I won't be the only one to rip out your nuts and force feed them to you."
"You and Hilde won't have to touch him. He isn't bad," Duo chimed in, sounding absolutely sure of himself. Hell, he'd be the first to admit that he got a bad feeling about Heero's attire at first, but inside, his Heero was different. Wufei was just goinng to have to learn to deal with that.
"Whatever." With that, Wufei began heading in, dragging Duo along by the arm. The only reason Duo would be at his house this time of morning was because he didn't feel like staying at the church.
Heero felt hurt from all the suspicion, but that was to be expected. He had a terribly slandered name at that school, because of breaking up with Relena, having a legally challenged father, a homosexual best friend, and a whole bunch of other shit that came from a loserly guy like himself. Yeah, that was definitely enough leverage to get other teens on your case. He was surprised Wufei was so nasty with him. Then again, if Duo liked the ill mannered teen enough to put up with his attitude, Wufei obviously had a good side to him. He just wasn't about to let a complete stranger see it.
"Good night, Heero," Duo said with a cheery smile on his face. Well, Duo did see him in ways Wufei couldn't even begin to fathom, so that notion alone did make him feel a bit better. He waved good-bye to Duo and walked back to his car. Bob was patiently awaiting.
"Dude, you like him a lot, don't you?" Bob asked in the most humanly voice he could manage. Well, okay, it still sounded silly, but sweet. Heero nodded once and slipped into the back seat. That spunky teen whom he agreed to date out of sympathy became the most important thing to him in just one night. He just hoped Wufei would see the good side of him too. He wasn't the playboy or the troublesome asshole at that school, and he'd go out of his way to prove it for Duo. Being a teenager could outright suck when you fall in love like this.
Well, it was over now, and the start of a new relationship has dawned. With crabby best friends, two freakishly different personalities, and a pretty stupid school on the borderline of sexually neutral and homophobic, what surprises lay ahead of Heero and Duo?
Only spare time and large wads of cash could tell you.
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A/N: With an ending like that, you know I have to sequel it ;) Here's the title:
Cult Cupid
It's a corny name, but there is a reason behind it. Plus, this is the cupid... thing... uh... I dunno.
Keep a close eye out for it everyone! It'll probably be twice as long as this one, perhaps even funnier since I have the power to drag all of my pimp pairings into the sequel, YUS!!! In a perfect GW fic, with my pimp pairings, we have 1x2, 3x4, 6x9, and others that you'll just have to wait and see for.
THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!! I've got to go back to school next week, so all this support has made me feel like I can accomplish something good. Thanks for everything, you guys rock harder than you'll ever know.
And now to stop this embarrassing gushing, here's my response to your godly reviews! Keep 'em coming for the sequel! My updating might decrease because of school, but not by much. I'll force time out of my schedule after all you've done for me. It's the least you deserve =)
Shit, shut me up. I'm gushing again o.o;
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Gangsta Videl - That answer is so true. Just imagining it will give me nightmares -holds Videl sama closer since she's already so firmly attached to me- Use your super Videl powers to ward it away, I'm too much of a wuss. I'm can only shower my victims with my inappropriate humor n.n;;;;
Angel Reid - Second aint too bad. Hey, at least you're one of the most faithful ones (if not, you are the most faithful one :D) Awww, fine, the girl stays with you. I've got my filthy imagination to keep me company ;) Heero and Duo thank you for the chocolate, and to prove it, they're bathing themselves in it right in your living room! Check it out!
Skarlet Red - Ya, poor poor Trowa. But, I think of all the G-boys, he's the one that gets the lease amount of angst so... -shrugs- just trying to be original.
ahanchan - You think so? Well, you just sit tight and keep a close eye out for it. Won't be long until it's posted!
fiery-icicles - I took your advice completely. They shut up... and they kissed XD Just for you!
Ink2 - He was the coolest teacher I ever had. Too bad that was two years ago -sniff- I wanted to take archery in school, but only forty kids could be in archery and over a hundred signed up for it. Of course, knowing my luck, I didn't make the cut. Stupid school -kicks it-
inthefire2002 - I like thinking of corny yet meaningful quotes for Duo or Heero to say. They are very fun to play with in fics. And yes, I agree. Teletubies are very frightening.
camillian - Did it not just do that ;) Hope you liked this one!
MELM - 1) Thank you very much! 2) That would be scary XP 3) No? 4) Like I said, no one's stopping ya. 5) No, don't stop! 6) That's so sweet. Dun worry, I miss my precious F-word anyway o.o; 7) It did, but it's got a sequel coming so don't worry. 8) I never want your review to end! XD 9) GO YOU! 10) You're welcome ;D Thanks for reading!
Dark Kaizer Ken-Wolf- Aww, thanks. I didn't know I had the power to make humor fics. This one surprises me n.n;
Inuyasha-Luv-Kagome - So did I. It's so obvious since they're Disney, classic fairy tales, and sappy love show's two biggest pimp figures! (I'm so obsessed with Yaoi I scare me!) Thank ya! Hope to see you at mah sequel :D
liliku - Yep!
ChibiNekoSakura - -waves Yuki & Shu flag- WOO HOO!!! I need to write a Gravi fic sometime.
Hikaru- I know. And I will. I don't even really like 5x2 (I like 5x1 more XP) But, this fic isn't labeled 5x1, it's labeled 1x2x1, and that's what it'll be. Trust me, I write what I say I'll write and that's that.
Muchacha - Awesome! It's the end now, but keep an eye out for the sequel!
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Final Note: What else is there to say, besides happy rest of the summer and hope you enjoyed reading this fic as I enjoyed writing it! Peace out my homies (I did NOT just say that o.o;;;;;;;;)