Chapter 14

Bob was driving the Jeep really fast for no particular reason. He ahd been dreaming about Alan (who doesn't) and had gotten lost, but couldn't fnd the courage to tell Ellie so just kept driving.

Ellie on the other hand was sitting in the back, also thinking about Alan, (who doesn't) and playing card games with Patrick.

"Hey Ellie, you know chaos theory????"

"No"

"Me neither"

"Cool"

Patrick couldn't remember anything except the sounds of T-Rex sex, and he was thinking vaguely about a threesome with Alan joining (who do-wait...) and was fairly preoccupied so he lsot all 132 games of snap.

Tim was walking alongside Alan, thinking about Alan (who doesn't) and wondering if Grandpa had died yet.

Lex was skipping along, as she couldn't wait to get back home and tell her friends she had seen a rela live dino...phile!!!!

They were walking across a large field, which had been used to keep the museum's sheep. (?) Suddenly, they heard a noise form the other end of the field, in the trees.

"What's that????" siad Timmy.

"It sounds like a raptor!!!!" said Alan excitedly. He did hope it was Sparky. "Just a minute I'll get out my Raptorian-English Dictionary.

He brought out a large book from his rucksack and flicked through the pages.

"I knew it!!!! CAR ACKKA ACKKA CAR AROOOOOOO!!!!" said Alan in a distinguishable tone of Raptorian. "They are calling me!!!!"

He dropped the book in happiness and screamed across the field-

"SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPARRRRRKYY!!!!"

Silence. The Raptorian noises had stopped. A rustling, a frantic muttering, and a few seconds later-

"ALLLLLAAAAANNN!!!!"

They spotted eachother at opposite ends of the field. They both burst out in laughter, and some tears and streaked towards eachother, in slow motion however, with cheese music playing in the background.

"Oh god, Sparky I missed you!!!!"

"Me too Alan let's never be parted again"

They hugged like there was no tomorrow, Sparky licking the back of Alan's neck, and, er, Alan doing the same. Lex looked at Tim, and Spotty looked at SpDotty, worriedly. Then they shrugged.

"Spark-EY WUVS Alan!!!!"

"Alan wuvs Spanky too!!!!"

"Spanky????"

"Sorry, er, Sparky. I meant Sparky..."

They rambled on at eachother for a long time, saying how they missed and wuvved eachother. SpDotty and the others were baffled. They couldn't understand the fuss.

After all, it had only been ½ an hour...